Wheezywaiter - nepotistic baseballistic missile

LOOK AT THAT SPECIAL EFFECTS! Thanks mom and dad! See I told you, young Kubrick. Apple bosom? Gecko Prison? I know it's Jim Belushi? Brewers... I don't they got close? Cone vendetta. Hindeburg? GET DRUNK!!! YES THAT'S THE BEGINNING! Zero comments... wow.

Wheezywaiter - Wheezy warden?

Craig looks like... I don't know, I seen him somewhere... Double Shift... that's a quite a shift? OW! Talking to a mirror? Crazy... That's a weird burp. Tired gust of sleepiness of the working man?

Wheezywaiter - doctor doctor

Taking the camera and going to a field trip... TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE! Pain in the side? You must be laughing too much. HELP! You won't get help, ever. Stay tuned??? Tape and urine... Desserts are usually eaten while ambling? Just a muscle spasm. I really like this song. More of this, please.

Wheezywaiter - That'll be Costenya

Waiting table is... well, there's the WHOLE INTERNET! Okay, call him? Nice REM reference. Ryan's camera... That's the Wolff sign. Oh, this is the 2007 version of Patreon. Sponsorship?

Wheezywaiter - Verbal Tip

Wow, that full shot of Craig was... unnatural. Did Craig got shorter over the years? He kind of looks like young Stanley Kubrick? Oh, don't swear! No, that's for Platoon of Power Squadron. Being nice, and tipping. He does like rubbing his nipple. Thanks for the compliment. Friendship?

Wheezywaiter - Holiday Road!

Thanks for that subtle plug, Craig. Never would I guessed it. New and improved beard with fake British accent. This is the best accent, though. Stick by close friend. Six Flags is pretty good, I guess. Feeling giddy, indeed. Early 90's party... Nice use of Wonderwall, and there's SAM! Nice pun.

Wheezywaiter - Vega Genesis

So, this is the Golden Episode... strange he doesn't count Flip-Flop because it's included in other anniversaries, but of course, I'm not sure... Have I ever counted right? Thanks, Suzanne Vega... Yes, I know the song, seriously, don't play it! What's with the clone dance? Thanks, Matt Weber!

Wheezywaiter - Cap'n crunch time

Good tippers! Since you've been gone in Chicago? Working a double shift. Yeah, this. Start working!

Wheezywaiter - To Friends

A Friday celebration! Speed in the creed! 307! That's great! We need a drink post and C & S Song! Writing naked? That's what I am, right now! That's so prescient! A song is appreciated. Ooh, electric!

Wheezywaiter - the day after yesterday

I love the snarky behavior with the audience. That's so unlike Wheezy I know and that's... so great. They just sit there and be hilarious. You have no idea. Good time, apparently. That's a lot of drinks... Make some funny faces... that's pretty good. Pretty frantic version of the segment outro.

Wheezywaiter - Ian-dence Day

Maybe I'm misunderstanding this. Looks like his beard is getting better. Danzig. Barbecutest!

Wheezywaiter - Krang Time

Watching a baseball, and editing this sequence? Waiting a table, sure. Watching Matt Lauer...  Benevolent power, oh no. I do agree about the clam chowder opinion at the end there.

Wheezywaiter - Peacockula

ONE HOUR! THIS IS A CHALLENGE! Checking the news! Peacock vampire... so hilarious! Philosophy... it is obsolete, why till 1983? That's some good outtakes in the end there.