Wheezywaiter - Wheezy Western

God, he's so... young. Monolithic tea? Unbridled conversation and chocolate chip cookie!!! LET'S SHOOT WITH SOME FAKE GUNS! That car going past seems familiar. THE BEST! THE BEST! Oh, you got shot again. Always double tap... and bring some clones. That's some good editing.

Wheezywaiter - the screen test

IT'S OZARK COUSINS WEEK? Very lazy with the... all right, it's ten year. That's Ryan! DANZIG!!! I wonder how many people in the audience are still friends with Craig? I mean we have very young looking Matt Weber, and obviously Ryan was the winner... but the rest, who knows? Window is pretty good at assisting. Download that rock album, it's not bad. Movie is... also okay. Here's SAM GRANT! Moving performance? Do not read the actions... please? That's Sam for you. Almost got the role too... Apartment looks a little empty. Throwing stuff? Yeah! Uncanny ability, indeed and interesting origin story, too. Why wasn't he part of the... maybe in the original treatment.

Wheezywaiter - lost in trainsnathan

That was interesting intro, who the eff are you indeed. OH, he's the winner of the contest... I really love the creativity of this man... I mean I guess that's why he won the contest! He won a useless key. I hope he still has it somewhere. Just go back home, you got what you wanted... Looking vanilla? Iraq, I heard of that place. He got piss! That's pretty cool. FLACCID! TEACHING? I do also like kids. Staff Sergeant? That's pretty high... also that pole jumping was also high. One of my favorite videos.

WheezyWaiter - moth gum

Under attacks by moths. Getting along... by killing it. Nice outtakes. Paid for something that you like? Well, better get used to it. GUM GUM GUM GUM GUM! WITH A KICK! (actually a punch) Craig tells the world by chewing... going out and throwing cold ones. Cover up your bad lifestyle choices... that's the best recourse. That's some editing. I mean the smile is something...

Wheezywaiter - Chips and Salsa

WHAAAA? Is that an INTRO? It's the first INTRO! It's just chips and salsa. But that's what the video is about. Wheezy is quite stationary, though. OOH, hair cut! Look at all the clones... OH, THAT'S THE UPSIDE DOWN CLONE! I can believe he's still here over ten years later. 4th season? Jeez. That's some good beats. Woo, sweeping. There's that simple outro as well. Good times.

Wheezywaiter - Barack Around the Block

Well, Craig seems a little clumsy, but I think he'll be back in good shape, soon. GROIN MUSCLE. That makes me feel better. It's all new stuff. Wow, Obama meeting with people who doesn't agree with? He did do that a lot in his presidency. SMELLY BULLSHIT? Danzig! Save the whales??? STREET MONTH? Is that a thing in Chicago. I should visit Augusta Blvd, someday.

Wheezywaiter - teaser

I mean, it's only ten seconds. This is... just... I mean, there's a clone, that's cool... um, bye?