Sunday, September 24, 2017

Wheezywaiter - Butterball

Lamp be a lady tonight... because I'm single. TODAY IS BUTTERDAY! Not a terrorist or a robber? Triple danzig awards? That's some good butter stuff. Another basball movie? So gay. (I don't know?) Sexual throw... Craig's 140 throw? Tim says to eat a dick... so it is gay. Good pitching there.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Wheezywaiter - multi-split-city

Let's split a check. TWO-TOP... yes, you are very smart. Directly in half! Lizard people do tip the best. IQ of the Pre-Schooler... little ridiculous. YOU HAVE EIGHT TABLES! Just all the 17%... All the view and one of the cheese with the pickle. Hard to process. KISS... but don't kiss the waiter.

Monday, September 11, 2017

Wheezywaiter - Opera Sox

Doing some stand ups, indeed. And also the band! I think there's the first sound from them, right? Mere coincidence and ill-intention talk. One shift and... wait, are you talking about me? Am I a dust bunny? I mean people don't read this. I don't read this. I could be a Lame Duck. I mean I do apologize for a lot. Why are you editing a bar mitzvah? That was auto-corrected to Mitzi. WTF is going...