Monday, January 20, 2025

1461 Days to Go

Hegel says somewhere that that great historic facts and personages recur twice. He forgot to add: "Once as tragedy, and again as farce." - Karl Marx

I gave myself two hours to write this, but my preceding business made it 75 minutes or so.

What are we here for?

It already feels like the administration have been there for years, and yet we haven't seen the first of it.

I think the most disparaging thing about the last few weeks has been the pure capitulation of both the business and the Democratic opposition, whose empty words and gestures along with wrong-headed conciliatory acts pervades the foreboding dread like the ashes over Los Angeles.

It wasn't a domination by any means. Election was close and the coalition Trump has amassed is even looser than what he had at his first term. The House is hanging on a knife edge and the Senate, while Republican, seems largely disfavored towards Trump (although they will confirm most if not all the nominees anyway). In some sense, Trump starts with a worse hand than the start of his first term.

And yet why does people in power act like all hope is lost?

The dominating news of the last few days was the shutdown stunt of the TikTok.

When Vine was shut down around the start of Trump's first term, there was a sense of tragedy. Vine was a social media that tried to be worth something, and in that empowered so many under-privileged groups that it was a little miracle.

In contrast, TikTok's shutdown was a farce. And it was a farce from the beginning - the purest example of performative action - action that only makes sense in the barest of context and even then, useless.

It was always the case, but now it has been twisted into something even worse.

The ban of TikTok became law and is still law, but backroom dealing made the law all but a laughingstock. In this case, the act is symbol of what is very likely to come - Trump ignores the law.

I really wish TikTok is not our Reichstag.

Monday, December 31, 2018

Wheezywaiter - Happy New Year!

Maybe not. No that's Barbara Streisand. THAT TURN! Breakfast... it works or not. Good wink.

Friday, December 21, 2018

Wheezywaiter - Freezy Waiter

We have our classic intro. It's so cold... so governor of California. It was a long time ago. Loser? See that's why you have Chyna. It's never boring! SEND MORE WINKS! Gus is fine, I think.

Monday, December 10, 2018

Wheezywaiter - Lego my Blago

Ah, Illinois. The state where Democrats and Republican are corrupt to the core. Let us see how many Governors of Illinois was deem to be corrupt or bad in general for the past 200 years!

Shadrach Bond [DR] (1818-1822) - Great name, not a bad governor.
Edward Coles [I] (1822-1826) - Won a tight election, abolished slavery... pretty cool.
Ninian Edwards [DR] (1826-1830) - Poor relationship with Assembly and Natives... Bad.
John Reynolds [D] (1830-1834) - Favorite with General Jackson, so automatically Bad.
William Lee D. Ewing [D] (1834) - Served for fourteen days.
Joseph Duncan [W] (1834-1838) - Only Whig, supported National Bank. Okay.
Thomas Carlin [D] (1838-1842) - Worked Mormons and moving the capital...
Thomas Ford [D] (1842-1846) - Anti-Mormon, but worked resolve differences. Okay.
Augustus C. French [D] (1846-1853) - No scandals and got the state out of debt! Great!
Joel Aldrich Matteson [D] (1853-1857) - First governor marred with corruption scandal.
William Henry Bissell [R] (1857-1860) - First successful Republican, known for dueling.
John Wood [R] (1860-1861) - Eh. Cool beard.
Richard Yates [R] (1861-1865) - Very effective war governor.
Richard J. Oglesby [R] (1865-1869, 1873, 1885-1889) - Not much about him.
John M. Palmer [R] (1869-1873) - Fiercely independent.
John Lourie Beveridge [R] (1873-1877) - Had large opposition from Greenbacks... okay.
Shelby Moore Cullom [R] (1877-1883) - Not much about his governorship...
John Marshall Hamilton [R] (1883-1885) - He lost out to Oglesby above for the nomination.
Joseph W. Fifer [R] (1889-1893) - Freed a murderer to murder more people, which is awkward.
John Peter Altgeld [D] (1893-1897) - Leading figure in Progressive movement. Very Good.
John Riley Tanner [R] (1897-1901) - Very Progressive, but also pretty corrupt.
Richard Yates Jr. [R] (1901-1905) - Continued progressive policies...
Charles S. Deneen [R] (1905-1913) - Put down a race riot.
Edward Fitzsimmons Dunne [R] (1913-1917) - Very Irish and combated the Ku Klux Klan, cool.
Frank Orren Lowden [R] (1917-1921) - More race riots! Fun!
Len Small [R] (1921-1929) - Pardoned a lot of people and very corrupt, costing his job.
Louis Lincoln Emmerson [R] (1929-1933) - Great Depression really hurt him.
Henry Horner [D] (1933-1940) - Put sales tax and worked to stop corruption.
John Henry Stelle [D] (1940-1941) - Swiftly removed all former officials and so on...
Dwight H. Green [R] (1941-1949) - Governed during WWII, neglect of the mine disaster.
Adlai Stevenson II [D] (1949-1953) - Tried to run for president but failed twice. Good at speeches.
William Stratton [R](1953-1961) - Acquitted for tax evasion, but that's that...
Otto Kerner Jr. [D] (1961-1968) - Imprisoned for a federal crime.
Samuel H. Shapiro [D] (1968-1969) - Caretaker governor, basically.
Richard B. Ogilvie [R] (1969-1973) - Mafia fighting sheriff, created an income tax.
Dan Walker [D] (1973-1977) - Walked across Illinois, fought against Daley. Convicted.
James R. Thompson [R] (1977-1991) - Underfunded pensions, government freeze...
Jim Edgar [R] (1991-1999) - Another moderate Republican.
George Ryan [R] (1999-2003) - Another governor was convicted of prison.
Rod Blagojevich [D] (2003-2009) - Impeached and removed from office.
Pat Quinn [D] (2009-2015) - Abolish death penalty but... also question with corruption.
Bruce Rauner [R] (2015-2019) - Just a terrible Republican.
J.B. Pritzker [D] (2019-) - Future governor, but... corruption? Maybe?

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Wheezywaiter - Neti Pots

I really like this intro, actually. Irrigate the nasal cavity! He doesn't want cookies! Nice... Naughty! Saline powder from Girl Scouts? Coming out of the other nostril... YOU'RE WELCOME!