Subnormality- Next 50

Comic #51- Down at the Drugstore
Start of a three-part series, First it start with Paranoia with the Scissor industry.
Comic #52- Down at the Office Supplies Superstore
Then it continues the paranoia with the best way to sell some fax machines.
Comic #53- Down at the Post Office
Paranoia envelopes into most inefficient letter ever. Even the PHG can't stand it anymore!
Comic #54- Ballet Audition
This one is a classic. Little contrived but fun. Though if I wear off the metal, will it be alive again?
Comic #55- The Christmas Comic
Makes sense.
Comic #56- What to Watch For in 2008
Marie and Annelise knows when the Alien civilization comes in prosecution of white rapper's magnum opus. Although, this comic doesn't need contrivance.
Comic #57- Down at the Restaurant
Where is the PHG? And why is the leg made of frozen rats? Although, I've seen a man made out of thousand rats.
Comic #58- The Future
Well, Some thing never change.
Comic #59-Sphinx IV
Oh the Bayreuth festival. I haven't gone there since... never!
Comic #60- Sorry, I'm New Here
Ikea never have sales... unless it's nuclear bombs. (It's a national policy! Deal with it.)
Comic #61- Now Available in Cans
That's why you learn grammar, kids.
Comic #62- Randy's Hobby Store
Justine makes her first kill. Model Plane is appropriate with holding the bag the weird way.
Comic #63- Mrs. Smith is a Nasty Piece of Work
I've seen worse contrivance in Passion. This is actually applicable. 16th century Russian Howitzer...
Comic #64- the Election Process
Carly Fiorina was right! The politicians will blow up immensely for a vote.
Comic #65- Sphinx V
This slew of Sphinx is making me happy. I mean in here, you see the Sphinx is not a bully as a human-eating monster would be. She just have problems that everybody else has.
Comic #66- The Atheist Apocalypse
Great to see the four changing the world. Christopher Hitchens (1949-2011)
Comic #67- Metaphor's New Clothes
This is the turning point from Bush calling to profound statements. (See, I told you Bush was not the front.)
Comic #68-Take The Tightrope
That was poetic. It really give sense of hopelessness and contempt for reality, and how it builds up from here.
Comic #69- Bernard
Thinly veiled jab at religion, you might say? Brilliance shine in Bernard.
Comic #70- Down the Restaurant/Bar
See, I know it would work out. PHG and Central American God forever!
Comic #71- Crowd at the Rock Show
First of many in the observation series.
Comic #72- Not Worth it!
Serious contention in latest Fox lineup, but realize that they have a fear-mongering network and trashes it.
Comic #73- Princess Washburn
Why is Annealise brown? And don't fret about being a fictional character, it's not like we have free will or something...
Comic #74- Ye Olde Part One
Summer 2057? Well, least I have my viewing screen.
Comic #75- Movie Cone
Not that's a innovating marketing! (Oh hi, Mongo.)
Comic #76- Hockey
Mongo meets the PHG, before turning to hockey.
Comic #77- Sweding
Good god, Bechdel's law! But do you see the comic's getting sharper?
Comic #78- Sphinx VI
Pizza Hut, eh? Pizza House is like an Animal House! (Uplifting 70's music)
Comic #79- In Defense of the Weird
Of course, the weird achieve his/her dreams. Dreams are weird.
Comic #80- o--o
Never marry kids! Or least, don't go out with that girl.
Comic #81- Hypothetical Situation
I like the transition of style... And Selma Hayek is hot, in most disgusting sense of the word. (Joke: Do you know that movie with Selma Hayek and Skander Keynes? No. Well, most people don't know it, because it was an economical disaster.)
Comic #82- Down at the Job Interview
Now this comic is awesome! Brown!! Like she's a old liberal...
Comic #83- Paint it Grey
Then came Postmodernism. Thank God.
Comic #84- The Benz
Yeah! Teddy Roosevelt! Hurl the car into the Neo-Nazis! Hurl it!
Comic #85- Sphinx VII
It only worked one time. Also is Macerator a spelling bee winning word?
Comic #86- Newsstand Follies
Is everything on print crazy these days?
Comic #87- The T-Shirt
Samus's got nothing on her.
Comic #88-Truth Ninja
Well, it's better than Surf Ninjas.
Comic #89- Down at the 14th Street
Justine has more potential.
Comic #90- Science Fair
Don't let Roland Emmerich read this strip. Event will be worse than what's depicted.
Comic #91- The Coward's Tale
Good thing Janice has necrophilia!
Comic #92- Sphinx VIII
Surprisingly works. Sphinx become their mascot for five years before she got bored.
Comic #93- Sex Fantasy
I have no comment here. Start of embedded stories, though.
Comic #94- Meet Stephen Harper
Oh man, we only have this guy called Barack Obama. He's a professor. Sheesh!
Comic #95- Welcome to Hell
I said before. Green-skinned babe < devil with a snake belt
Comic #96- Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe
I told you Nazi never works! Especially with cake.
Comic #97- Sphynx IX
Eddie has god ideas. You should keep him.
Comic #98- 7 Dichotomies in a Bar
Mongo, Justine, and PHG in my favorite form of entertainment: Dichotomies.
Comic #99- The Service
What's with Samus, Sphinx and the PHG now not pink-haired girl in this strip? Is something going on?
Comic #100- Down at the Bus Stop, a Sphinx!
Must pitch Sphinx and PHG relationship to networks. "Seriously, it'll be like the next 2 Broke Girls!"

Subnormality: First 50

Comic #1: Fanboy Follies
Well, every comic must start simple, right?  Although, with self-referential and thoughtful humor, the glimpse is showing.
Comic #2: Down at the Gas Station
Ah, introduction to our first staple character, the Pink-Haired Girl! You can see the original girl was so happy and content, and the car freshers need to fresh their smell, I had the red one back in 1991, and I don't have a car!
Comic #3: Underwater Wild West
Simple comic in which shows the futility of underwater shooting... too much things in between! I don't know why I'm using exclamation marks so much!
Comic #4: Oedipus Redux
Here comes the sphinx, and this is her origin story. Apparently, she was just sick of Thebes. (Was it Thebes?)
Comic #5: Los Hombres Loco
No comment.
Comic #6: Prof. Stuartt Stickman
Isn't this premise kind of cliche? Well, I guess he/she was running out of things.
Comic #7: Sweeny the Clown
I like this clown better. But Los Hombres Loco is dead? Damn.
Comic #8:The  Evolution of Alternative Music
Yay, first Nickelback bashing comic. (Actually, it's just a front but insightful commentary of life. Don't spoil it!)
Comic #9: Opposite World
I guess gender is everything in workplace, eh? I could say this is the first insight comic but I won't.
Comic #10: Ain't No Karma
Henry Ford was a renown anti-Semitic but that;s one more thing Nazi gave us! (Come on.)
Comic #11: An Alternate Reality...
Yay, first Bush hating comic! (This is not a front.)
Comic #12: About the Author
I guess you achieved your goal. Menus all around!
Comic #13: Down at the Library
Hey, it's the PHG! Seems like she's little tired. Least the library coffee will wake you up!
Comic #14: Probably
I attest that the old devil chick is hotter than the new one. Anybody for a challenge? (I just need comments and interest, that's all.)
Comic #15: If Hollywood was a Person
Huh, I thought he would wear a suit.
Comic #16: Metaphors...
I totally get ya, wait I'm not supposed to...
Comic #17: Let's All Get Plastic Surgery!
Ugh, now even the title has the exclamation mark. I might need to get a plastic surgery for that.
Comic #18: Unpopular Halloween Costumes
Berlin sewer system? I can't see why not.
Comic #19: Huh? Oh.
I think Winston isn't good at panel placements. But that's another PHG for yeh.
Comic #20: Surprise Ending
Rule of Thumb is... Annelise and Marie's first... is that iron-booted Napoleon?
Comic #21: The Home of Adolf Hitler...
Michael and Webb-esque realize done by time-travel? Is that the Von Trapps?
Comic #22: Backup Goaltender
Hey you're up... what are you doing with that goal stick? (Who's Osgord?)
Comic #23: Sphinx II
Ogmugomugomugomugohgumhuogmugoh... It's the Sphinx! Is human white meat or red meat? I always thought it was white meat, but in the diagrams, it's red...
Comic #24: It's a Nightmare to Someone
Oh god! The girl needs therapy!
Comic #25: People Who Look Like Animals
I just think of him as Alfred E. Neuman, he's an animal, right?
Comic #26: Down at the Mall
Oh my god the PHG has a name? I thought she was just a abstract entity!
Comic #27: Perspective Man
When not being perspective, punching will do.
Comic #28: Life is Disappointing
Actually, DeShawn Thordason was right handed. He just used his left hand in suspect that left hand might kill him. (Fact from Great Big Book of Seattleites.)
Comic #29: Emil Mortandu, Freelance Tyrant
Actually many famous kings, like Richard III, was originally a freelance tyrant. (Also, who's ty and what's he ranting about?)
Comic #30: Please Enjoy Science Responsibly
This is why the creation science should be banned. (Hey, He/She has Bush and Nickelback, I have Creationism.)
Comic #31: Get Rich Quick
Do you have to kidnap your neighbor's dog, or does the service recreate it for you?
Comic #32: Explaining the Success of Sh!tty Bands
And now the exclamation mark is in the middle. This is embarrassing.
Comic #33: You Know It's True
See, I even took down the exclamation points! Oh...
Comic #34: Apartment for Rent
My indoor weather is gloomy. Maybe the fact that the previous tenant was a rain god.
Comic #35: A Terrifying Glimpse Into the Future
Well, you have to see some Newt Gingrich ads...
Comic #36: Down at the New Health Spa
auuuhhhuuh, Do I see a new love plot forming?
Comic #37: It Almost Feels Sorry For Them
That's why I don't read the newspaper.
Comic #38: Speed Dating Follies
So that's where Winston got his classical music joke...
Comic #39: The Jackbooted Thugs
Raoul and Samus cannot escape the power of the narrative!
Comic #40: If TV Was a Person
So she has hysteria, what about it?
Comic #41: Some People Like Them
If it's god, why did he created the anchovies just to remove it?
Comic #42: Sphinx III
Sphinx is back and better than ever! New monster are awesome!
Comic #43: The No-bullsh!t emporium
Is that Annealise and Marie? And why there's... oh, gotcha.
Comic #44: Supervillians Anonymous
You know 12-step program doesn't work, you know...
Comic #45: The Distinction Being...?
You stole my niche! I need to survive here!
Comic #46: How to Get a Job
Ah, wonders of Capitalism!
Comic #47: Duh.
I wish more people just do this. Least they'll change the world. And Zoe Muggs!
Comic #48: Unpopular Halloween Costume II
Bionic Lime Nuclear Guerilla Civil War with a Sprig of Paisley became much popular after the release of Portal 2.
Comic #49: Hitchhiking in Them Thar Hills
She's still stuck.
Comic #50: The Wager
Why is all the world have to end with Nazi taking over? I mean they're good at anything, and beside the thing must be a passing fad; revolution will happen in 5 years! North Korea is the exception, people!

IT'S SUBNORMALITY WEEK!

Yes, I said that there's going to be a special review this week and today, I announce it's the total rewind of first 200 comics of Subnormality. (Along with some catch up to my other projects.) It'll be done in 50 comic packet and as at the time of writing, there hasn't been two hundred comics so I'll tack that on as a addendum. So enjoy Subnormality week, and continuation of other rewinds.

Golden Age of NC part 2

A Kid in King Arthur's court: A cheesy movie that is a 'normal' 90's kid's film, which is just flawed, just flawed. A cliche of different ideas and historic inaccuracies that defines contrivances. I say Nostalgia Critic is overdoing it on the horribleness scale but whatever,but this is his second year so he hasn't got immunity over it. But with Kate Winslet in lesbian relationship (or not), always dissolving scenes, baseball, dumbasses in danger disorder, and Gainax ending, he maybe isn't so overacting... but I'm acting...
Good Son: Silent critic? It works, and I like this as there not of in-jokes and  fourth wall ones, too. These include cut?, I'm acting, in-movie commercial, Fugitive reference, and Culkin says F-word? Wow.
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog: Gateway to madness, indeed. The show is just wow. It's just a bad, bad trip. OF COURSE! and one of the best NC reviews. Annoyance mounts to miserableness as we descent to god-knows-what as we see something that has no thought, no focus and worst than doodling. Like what? pumpkin? what? what? pumpkin? Chili Dogs? and moral lessons... dryers and bad touch... Well least there was an another show at the same time with Katie Soucie (in her natural voice!) in the female lead. NC in brink of despair, find grace in this amazing show. So other show, queen it up, bitch!
Top 11 Mind...um...screws: Another top 11. Toon town, crazy. Cool world, just bad. Dragon's Lair 2, awesome. Grinch spin-off, meh. Raggedy Ann? okay. Beetlejuice? That's more like it. Hallucination by Rob Zombie BLAM, that's wow. Willy Wonka tunnel sequence, you know there's been thesis about this stuff, you know. This is Halloween, genius. Pink Elephants, why? Pee-wee's playhouse, well that explain itself. ELEPHANT!
Twister: Natural Horror at its worst. Twister looks like the perfect natural distater to work a movie on because the diaster is short and plenty, the Aristotelian three-act plot could be constructed and it's not needed of plot logic. Opening scare? Twister! The cast is stellar, but the plot Dusty doesn't approve. Couple arguing! is not a good way to writing a disaster movie. Thinking storms? Too much music, so much that even Burger King can't handle? Corporate sponsorship? Physic powers! (I seriously don't know what I said there.) Use adult words, F5? Who refresh the page? I lost everything! Anyway serial killer tornado later, another tornado destroys the town, and... oh god a giant tornado, push F5! Refresh the tornado (and Pepsi!) Stop following and hold the pipe! That's what a inside a tornado, wait we can see this? Whatever movie over and the review is great and all that stuff.
Garbage Pail Kids: Yes...... Garbage Pail Kids. The worst movie in the series, maybe except for The Room. Just start. After warning and intro, opening shot that makes no sense, bullies that are waaaay too old and with a weird laugh. There's a antique captain that speaks only motivational speeches. After a contrived sequence of character introduction later, the titular kids are introduced. NO explanation to anything, however. Tangerine with a slow response with boobs later, Kids do stuff. I don't know... plot is weird as we find out Kids are sew-ers (get it?) and with their sewing, Tangerine can make a business. With a song. Lesson is always weird around here as Kids do... something, I don't know. Now three stooges are here to... is there a laughing gas here? Anyway a weird bar scene later, we found out there's a state home for the ugly, where men catch ugly people like dogs? Now the plot lines suddenly exponentially increasing, Bullies takes the kids in a contrived scheme and put dodger in a trash can which he gets out of and saves the inmates. Then they rip off the model's clothes and vomit on them. THIS IS NOT PORN! What is this? I mean does the writer have any sense at all in writing? Anyway, protagonist dumps Tangerine and Garbage Pail Kids go off in sunset. That's it! GOD, THIS MOVIE SUCKS! But the best part  about this review is the 2001 parody that moves on to just more than a review show. It's great and a real sense of change in direction with the Nostalgia Critic. A revamp with more joke, more community and more awesomeness then ever. Will you join me? We'll see when I continue the library of Nostalgia Critic. Goodbye.

Golden age of NC part 1

Nicktoons: First of January theme month, Nickelodeon month. Nick was first kid's channel that was popular, and getting some popularity with import show from Britain and Canada, we moved to showing their own programming.
The Ren & Stimpy Show: Good crazy show done by the master John Kricfalusi. Treat as art as well as a cartoon. NC~ Good silly fun that that is like kid high on sugar.
Rugrats: subliminal success and showed that Nick can stand on its own. Great characters building a world seldom visited by adults. NC~ Yeah, basically the same thing.
Doug: Supposed to be first but he ran it backwards so here it is. Of course as Doug, Doug hates it. Me? I don't care for it. It wasn't controversial, and it wasn't engrossing. It had the least success because... well it's like the ear-worm theme song. it's simple and suppose to be addicting. But those who got through this stuff (and harder), the drug isn't good enough. It's just another boring 90's show.
Rocko's Modern Life: Haven't watched a lot but this was beginning combining three show above mention, done by great Stephen Hillenburg, and the directors went on to pretty dominated the oughts (As in Spongebob and Phineas) So now it seems little bit  incomplete, but I remember as the seed that made cartoon great again. NC~ Ripoffed and Crazy
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters: I heard it, but couldn't watch it. NC~ Creative but crossed few lines?
Hey Arnold!: This show I watched a bit. Show reminded me of Arthur but older, as the name begins with A and the dynamic was the same. Would I recommend? Well, if you like Doug... switch to this, because it's much better. NC~ Never watched, so I'll joke whatever.
Nickcom: Well, that was fun.
You Can't Do That on Television- Great comedy, paved the way for Nickelodeon in the set so cheap those with minimum wage can make it and actors who'll never become actors again. Proud.  NC- Cheap comedy,
Canada, creepiness, gender confusion, Rob cameo, elephant burger king, all good.
Clarissa Explains it All- Rosianna says it's vlogging and it stars Mellissa Joan-Hart, so it couldn't hurt... NC- Likable, not funny, Joan-Hart really holds it (see Joey and Mellissa for evidence. It's competent for this day and age), character quirks and annoying theme song, staple of Nickelodeon.
Hey Dude- It's a show in surfing? NC- No. Cowboys. (uahhhhhhe) really boring show, blabbity-blab-blab-blab,
Salute Your Shorts: A variety show? NC- No. Camping. (Dang it) not exactly hilarious, characters quirks, Joe the Plumber joke, scary episode, and taking advantage of the place. Hmmm....
Pete and Pete- Now that hits the spot. It's a cult hit that many like to share, so continue... NC- Seinfeld for kids, shorts are incomprehensible..., what's a point, certainly fun. Don't look in the burger king's eyes.
SNICK: Long standing tradition of shows geared to teens by Nick. Big orange couch that gave Nick its identity. Unfortunately, the block was assimilated by The N. But least there's memories...
Roundhouse- Earliest show block or something... NC- Improv that was bad. Just bad. Conveying messafes makes it worse. Very worse. Watch and what? What the... just dance! Stop signing!
Are You Afraid of the Dark?- A scary show with good back and forth with the story and the storyteller. NC- Scary stories? Same story! Acting by Jake Lloyd Inc. and the 'Midnight Society' takes themselves into cult level. Magic Credit Cocaine!
All That- SNL of Nick. Make that what you will. NC- Joke aborted. Black to white comedy that was hit-and-miss all the time.
KaBlam- NC- I guess it's funny. I wrote NC first, this show was what made me move into comedy. This show had many different concepts that tied together in a great host segment between June and Henry. Call it a Animaniacs of Nick. It deserve it.
Kenan & Kel- Annoying and cliched, but I guess it didn't age well. NC- Coolio? Hit and Miss as well and customary jokes. Bum as Kenan? Fun and goofy?
NO Nickelodeon game shows? Unleash the...
Good Burger: One line movie. Burger hallucination wasn't Spongebob? No one else orders and what? Abe Vigoda? Sinbad? Make up stuff and bad touch ELEPHANT! Hitler reference later, we philosophically hire Dexter. Cue 60's batman! Tumbleweed and huge burger! Vigoda, Why? Dante later, we look at the stars and have a moment. Really? Shaq? Oh... idiocy continues. Abuse of woman is funny. Mental dance synchronicity and sudden brutality leads to Benny Hill Show. Explosion and cheesy joke later, DIE! Wow, this is was bad...
Ferngully: What a beauty of an episode. Playoff of Nostalgia Chick and Nostalgia Critic was beautiful. The fight was just high class comedy action. Flashback start to LOTR oh sorry... Anyway opening banter is just beautiful and MAN!!! oh just great... Annoyance of Robin Williams and rapping turns to that beautiful Chick turnover of knowledge in terms of rain forest and white people. NO accent Australian shrink into fairy-size and normal intro, nope more like a Big Lipped Alligator Moment. Our faithful lexicon of TGWTG. Now, let me explain. The Big Lipped Alligator Moment or BLAM constitutes in three parts. the scene appears out of nowhere that is strange in context then is never mention again. As you see by its complicated structure, true BLAM is hard to pull off. Even the Big alligator itself is subject to debate as BLAM is gold of bad screenplay writing. After the simple intro, we see the villain  in its Tim Curry finest. And Lindsey can play accordion? Nature sounds a cheesy pop song and 1992 catchphrases later we see the sultan? Sorry, Aladdin confusion. Cock fight! Copyright your way out of the recording! And Dance! Now you're pregnant.
After a quick cut and whatever that happened, plot comes in and constant waving and John Wayne cannot stop it! After a quick revival, movie ends happily. We have another smart moment from Chick about deforestation, it's cattle not logging, and a fighting well a BLAM leaves us off in a concise review that is one of my top 10 best. First in Widescreen, too!

Vlogbrothers intro

Vlogbrothers is one of best leading channels in YouTube, in prominence of bringing awesome into the cruel world of the internet. As I talked about how they bring the awesomeness into the internet, now let's talk about they did.

Vlogbrother's mission statement slowly grow out as the brothers gather more viewers and started to have fans. Relived pressure of commercialism comparably, the Green brothers pursued its power to do good on other people as we started the Project for Awesome. Yearly project on Dec 17th in which the people put out videos of charity and have people like, comment and favorite enough, they go to the statistics of the day. This simple, but elegant maneuver piqued interest in YouTube itself, sponsoring the event in 2010. Other things to decrease world suck, is as follows:
Fund to Decrease World Suck- in which donation in which it's put into a fund for various purposes.
Educational Videos- To educate the masses on subject that seemed boring.
DFTBA Record and Vidcon- Giving homogeneity and cultural prominence to great talents in YouTube.

Overall, Vlogbrother is Jesus of YouTube. They give inspiration and hope to many poor souls around the world, and their gospel is spread throughout the world. They give sense of direction to what YouTube is all about and guide the way to world peace. They don't want worship or blessing, just live your live in the most awesome way as possible. And to think, all this started from simple back and forth assignment. We'll explore the road in which Vlogbrothers paved the way for goodness in the world and how they cultivate nerdiness to export to the rest of Earth.

First post will be on next Sunday, Jan 8th. Enjoy your pilgrimage.

Announcement!

Happy new year, everybody. Quick announcement for 2012. The blog will be more structured year and here's the schedule.

Every Sunday or Monday- New project revealed in the next post!
Some Wednesdays- Nostalgia Critic!
Sometime in February- Special review week
First week of April- I'll finish the NC rewind, I promise!
Summer- Monday project rush time!
Sometime in August- Another new project to fill the gap of NC or that Monday project.

Is this good? On to the Second blog,
Every weekend, with exceptions- New blog post
March- Total review, if I can...
December- We'll look back at 2012...

So that's it! Check out my second blog, and I'll see on the next post.