Saturday, October 11, 2014

TCGS - Episode 4

Human Fish takes a sign as LLC starts the show!

A lot more enthusiasm here. Murph!! Random Jean song... Also, Horatio Sanz!!!

The Human Fish... extra long song! Oh, the genitals... Secret of NIMH vs Watership Down

Frozen vs Solid, Mice vs Moose

First caller - Jack K., prank?, yes, Tazapper! Anthony likes it...

LLC still awkward. Sanz's New York - G: Film Forum, Rivers... B: Grocery shop. Bethany's fear.

Second Caller - Nick! Anthony to Dru... Hottest curry, but the spaceship...

Telethon for sex toys... Thick skin... Austin, maybe? Bethany likes Chicago...

Indianapolis is not a good racial place... Philadelphia is angry... good houses, though.

Third Caller - Alex, Big Lake is too groundbreaking! That's pretty random... Random Jean.

Facebook is suicidal. Anthony punished.

Fourth Caller - Martha, Native New Yorker... Summer is bad, California is wrong. Terrible weather. Affirmed in Homeless in Santa Monica. Jersey Shore is varied. Ska!!!

Fifth Caller - Jack... Ustream... that was good...

Sixth Caller - Anthony, Fish shocked, Murph gets the Reservoir Dog nickname. Grinning like the mad man... Philadelphia... throw it away. Midtown, too. Jack Klugman vs. Tony Randall

Seventh Caller - Joe!! Ohio turnpike! RPS battle! Dodging the kiddie pool!

Lone Cornmeal Machine - Uses of Milk... boring milk! Oh, Milk... as a friend and more.

Checking with Alyssa!! Ger Steven update! Lo siento... ??? Clown shoes?

Eighth Caller - Ger Stevens... Wrestling... of course, it's Dom Fanelli! Spark!

Ninth Caller - Awkward!!! Sorry.

Dru and Murph... sweating contest! Great intro song.

Tenth Caller - Mitchell from Toledo... Chairs vs Benches

Checking with Alyssa!!! SNL... heading with questions...weird. Not good. Young for Junior. Good.

Reagan... 15... Sanz did two tours... eating hands... Dru wins the sweat.

Betahny is the optimistic. Johnny from LLC vs Murph... ear shock! Lot of ringing!

Twelfth Caller - John. Philly has the best cock... Sex with GER! Cock fest?? Houston? Repression?! Self confidence... Yeah, I could see that. Body-Cock duality... Fish like cocks...

Walter's song! Please Walter...

Thirteenth Caller - Anthony... 4 1/2 miles. Yeah, Horatio! Awkward end.

Fourteenth Caller - Greg (Not Gethard) Dru's unlucky. Or whatever... Sweaty = Much worse.

Fifteenth Caller - Awkward. WALTER! I'M SORRY! Yay, Walter! End song!



Friday, October 10, 2014

TCGS - Episode 3

Small studio show! LLC starts off!

Connor is so awkward... 212-757-1483

Introduction to Jean! Human Fish! Howard Stern vs Howard Hess, Greeks vs Romans.

Topic: Worst Night Ever! Aggressive and Mean... well, Ger Stevens.

Ger Part 2, recap of showdown.

First caller - Awkward call song. Jeremy! 20... mother's car crash... drunk driving. Third birthday... bad medication. Jean and defense. Casey Anthony was 2011?!?

Second caller - Jake! Ger Steven! Jake Forgelnast! Connor is so awkward. Social Media. Mean song to Ger Stevens! Eastern Medicine vs Eastern Parkway Squirt TV...

Connor's bad day, nervous breakdown for a day, business motivation tape!

Bethany's bad day, London legal Mushroom, bunny! Public naked... giant teeth. No teeth. Cool mom... Ice Cream vs Frozen Yogurt

Third Video! Lone Cornmeal! Atlantis and ocean floor! Great song... Batman vs Very Fat Man

Third Caller - Branden internship... Shannon, a seizure! It's a burst. Freaking out in love... vomit! School function... awkwardly stand... figured out the phone! Trickster.

Fourth Caller - Ger Stevens... Wrestling!!! It was Dom Fanelli!

Fifth Caller - Obvious Joke!!!!!

Sixth Caller - Casey... Casey Anthony... Dom's dancing sucks. Obvious choice!

Off-putting? Don't beat the anger! Make it fun! Bad joke!!! Dr, Drew? Hot Dogs vs Sausage Rolls

Seventh Caller - Hank, last week chlamydia!?!

Thanks, Kelly? Alyssa!!! Checking with Alyssa! Wow, Dom!

17, 15... Penial cast? Two girls... not tonight! Or... STD... Surgery... or Ointment!

Eighth Caller - Hi, Joe! Erotic Fiction...

Ninth Caller - Bobby from Bronx... Why ask the fish? Lovely Dresses. Ooh-la-la! Least he has constructive criticism. Smiroff or Long Island? Not funny... nice guy trying to be mean, oh man.

This is beginning of romance.

Tenth Caller - Kelly Lin! Naked and vomiting... Surprise... help facilitation, that's good.

Eleventh Caller - Walter, the only fan? Shannon O'Neil! Own tweet!

Twelfth Caller - Shawn returns gets high... Connor! Dom... Say goodnight!

The first time for the ending theme!

Review: This is actually a good show. Pranks were pranks, the comments were interesting. Yeah, it's all what I want in a Chris Gethard Show.

TCGS - Episode 2

Double booking in blessing...

Adjust! Show? MNN is awesome... camera stuff., hate by Ger Stevens.

Shannon!!! She looks so young. Phil Jackson is awesome! Drew, Emma and Drake.

Call us! Ask the questions!

First caller - Gur Stevens! Come down and fight! Prank... Don?

Second Caller - Tina. Show about? Nothing! (Slim Jim?) Ger's story with JD. Lovely!

Third caller - Kay... Don't need to... Ger is economic?! Network? It's over? No joke. Answer the question, Ger! Joke is awful! Nooo...

Fourth Caller - Skimming Will Hines, stand-up... Guy to ladies... or laid.

Fifth caller - Susan! Meaning of life and others! Shannon Chris - Chase happiness. Nice. Shannon - Take advantage. (Do something!) Metaphorical, right? Good.

Sixth Caller - Jean!! Point of the show... again. Come into the show! Address. Snack?

Seventh caller - Derek... the prankster before... sorry.

Drake, analyzing site and NYU...

Seventh caller - inquiring about Ger Steven? MNN cover!

Emma Noble... IHOP? 14th? Fire and pancake! Crepes...

Eighth caller - Good... Shannon's day? Gym and improv and teaching?

Ninth caller - Durk Steveson? Bye bye!

Phil Jackson! Pretty cool! Mysterious cool dude. Strategist? Rob and Phil and Shannon all in Philly!

Tenth caller ??  Emma is from IL Tenth caller - Best Ger Steven reference!

Eleventh caller - For Rob, pregnancy? Fertility... Abstinence or vasectomy. Anger? Quiet place. Person is... pull out, cute!

Twelfth Caller - Drew Stevenson? Currently wrestling.

Thirteenth Caller - Her grade or teach or good dating control! Is it a prank?

Jean arrives! You look great... UCB theater... Little haphazard. Grew in the city and a sister. Hope!

Fourteenth caller - Walter... very funny! Shannon is awesome! Venezula then Miami. Puerto Rican...

Random Jean joins the cast!

Walter returns, the time... The First Fan!

Fifteenth caller - Kirk Gravenson. Great!

Sixteenth caller - Shawn Disten, Miami, blazed. Really blazed! Jean recommends. Shannon is all up for some burning! Phil Jackson on fire!

Seventeenth caller - Observing... the fat one?

Eighteenth caller - Fan? A compliment... a lot of good comedians...

Nineteenth caller - Derrick... costume, home clothes. Canada and Brooklyn. Costume designer... not.

Twentieth caller - Joe Evans! Jean the new cast member. Quick

Twenty-first caller - Long time caller, Spirit!

Twenty-second caller - Mr. Valentino gay marriage law...

Twenty-third caller - Don't stop stevinson?

NO! That's it!

Shut up! Way better than thought!

Last call - Smoke weed, son! bababooie!

TCGS - Episode 1

(All right! New project, hopefully daily... probably not.)

Start with Chris and Bethany! (Promise earned!)

LLC... Hallie and someone... (212)-757-1393 original number. LLC's second song is a surprise.

Fist fight is common deal...

Human Fish - Written in pen. Chips vs Nachos

Diane... the face painter. Get on the show!

First caller - I'm not that special... LLC Suggestion? Call?

George & Jeremy... Trash Hunt? Dollar Bill!! Component? (Asian, they do.) Orbit gum.

Dom Fanelli... a classic fixture. New crew, new house! Spanish?

Second caller - Confused? Islanders... or Movie channel? Game of Thrones... Bye.

Third Caller - What's the point? Fantastic Question!

Anthony cooks for Jon Gemberly... Fish likes the salad. Salty cheese puff...

Fourth Caller - Terrence, NY Elections... true. Megadeath... wow.

Mikey Erg!!! First Song... great. Don is very pissed. Chris is even more pissed.

Lone Cornmeal Animation... Testicular Torsion? Graphic. Huh, Conner.

Bethany might win... fistfight? OMAR! Always the first guy. Fish - A L Webber vs Andrew Jackson

Jessie is on favor for Trash Hunt.

Fifth... No, it's Terrence! Song? Well, Spicier... or saltier.

Dom is bad. Caramel is good. Rob Malone!

Erg's second song - Progressing.

Fifth caller - Big Dom fan! Shirt Off! Also, a good response! First sane person... known?

Omar is beautiful... Bethany's pity and Donna's excitement.

Trash Hunt! Reflection of Chris's life! Chris Wins??? Twilight and lot of Thai food. Racism pays off.

All trash looks the same? Rude.

Mikey Erg - Pray for Rain... best song!

Birdhouse? Free bird? NO! More calls? Well, let's look at Omar's face. Noah and Dru...

Review: The show is little bit aggressive. Little bit aggressive for me. I know, but just little aggressive... Yeah, everything else is fine... just you know.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Project check-up: "Genre"

Another non-project. This was actually one of the first movie idea I came up with.

Background comes with a sitcom called 거침없이 하이킥, which aired in 2006 and was one of the best Korean comedy in 21st century... and yes, it's little juvenile, but we can't help it. We can't go dark, because conservative nature of everything... (sigh)

Anyway, there was a episode (155, if you care to watch), where the guy goes into 5 different movie genre parodies and I thought, hey I could try that! So I did it.

Here's the basic premise. (if you watched, yes, same genre, different premise that was the challenge.)
Melodrama -> Romantic Comedy -> Erotic -> Horror -> Action

Guy and Girl meet in a empty seaside hotel, talking about life and sharing experience... they decide to abandon their destination and search for adventure and they do... with all the jokes and laughs. When they decide to settle, the guy sees things are little sketchy... turns out she's a vampire and rising faction and... okay, it sounds bad but it's fun... in my head.

Anyway, I didn't write it out and now, I can barely remember it... well, till next time.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Project check-up: Ellie Heart

Okay, so this is 'completed'... so what?

I actually like this one... the written words are more clunkier than the original version, but it serves its purpose. It's a paragraph explanation of the existence of Ellie Heart which is done by Dominic Fear.

I guess the thing was metaphorical, but I made it more sinister... being the invention that destroy Man by confounding its love of Ellie Heart. I have not more to say than that.

Monday, September 1, 2014

Project September: Intro

(Oops, I forgot to post my summer series in my Korean blog, so there's that.)

So, it's a new month, and after what seems to be an awful August, hopefully September will be bright.

This month's 'theme' is reworking project, so basically I'll be sharing my unfinished works and give a BTS.

Not much to say but to enjoy!