TCGS - Episode 120

LLC as the band, Big Day. Chris is officiating. Mimi, Random Jean and Maxine, Alyssa and Pretentious Writer... Bethany, Mopey Janitor, Rob and Bananaman, Vampire and Meow-gic, Vacation Jason and Hot Dog, Couple who had six months... Murf and Shannon O'Neill.  Random Messenger Bag as the Flower Girl? Barista's father is a Cow???

Traditional and Not Traditional... any objection?  Royce in SF - Ronk missed the invitation.

We're starting this wedding?! Mike from Cornell - Juggling job... too traditional?

No vegan... They can off... Definition of Rats... Thank you, Honey.

GOD IS REAL - Beast Masturbator... reading the Bible??? That was... I was crying...

John from NY - Got scared and hung up?! Masturbator just gets better and better!!

Noah in CA - Person obsessed with Keith Haskell Never 80% Keith Haskell? Maybe Banana special!

Writer got so angry over the years... Very blessed and happy day???

I thought that was Billy Joel... yes, that is all true. Love me, love you???

This whole thing is so heartfelt. Really, really heartfelt!!

Karla in NY - Turn down your TV! It was Shelby??? Taylor???? Honeymoon? Slaughter Cow?

Triple Honeymoon... Lot of Request?? Big Cat who loves Monopoly??? Murder???

Vacation Jason is your father... Talkin' TCGS is a real podcast?! Slow dancing?

Andres from MA - Objection? Most Marriage end in divorce... or death!

Shawn... Let's end the dance... Murf's speech: Seems very heartfelt!!

Shannon's Speech: This is so weird and what is this??? Photo Montage???

Duke Ponzetti does the Jewish portion... Really funny, guys. I mean really. We all know. Mazel Tov?

Rachel and Ray is breaking up... reluctantly??? Corner of Sadness, that's from episode 12?!

Take the vow and kiss! Luke in OH - E Network? Sonic Youth vs Sonic the Hedgehog

Julia, thanks for everything. This is a really a podcast! Another death???

Jeremy in NY - Dylan, Brother in Big Lake... Full circle?!

Paige - She might the top 5 best female singer in the whole show... I'm really saying this.

Greatest Achievement??? You don't need it...

Slo-mo Barista DEATH!!! Silencer? NO bullet holes??? Cream?? NO bit!

Cal is grieving! Colin in OH - Least Paige is cool. Jeremy in NY - Talkin TCGS.

Todd in Pittsburgh - My last call in TCGS... Two other guy Messenger Bag and Murf???

Mopey Janitor and Fish joins in... MURDER.... MURDER.... MURDER!!!

Walter appears for the last episode... That is a full circle... Amazing. And tearful....

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Good evening weirdos... Human Fish, Shannon, Random Messenger Bag, Bethany (Liaison)

Sandwich Night week after Sandwich night??? Blanche Baker.. Feline AIDS???

Are You Afraid of the Dark vs R. L. Stine's Goosebump World of horror... Streep and Duvall.

Rubber Suit and scream a lot... an extension! NY Film students??? Intern Lacey??? Kids love it?

First ever clip... We're a real late night show now?! Let's scare Bethany??? Hallie, Bill, Johnny...

That's the reward... life moves on. Own props. I like that...

Cass in Canada - BC's deal... We like hippies. Fish will scare!

Eric in ID - IDK...  Jacob in NY - Existence. So far I like this. This is great? Ready to breastfeed.

What's kush... um. That's the point? Colin - MB is up... Shannon on the internet... yes.

Fred from Honolulu - Zodiac Killer??? Mustache away from Hitler?

Coby from Israel - There's that? Mysterious Messenger Bag... Ambien not advised in 6AM

This is ill-advised with Feng-Shui Lube??? Bayonne... NEW JERSEY...

Crazy & The Brains - Much more listenable than actual SNL. Hey, everyone is lying down???

Barista - Business trip to Dairy Queen. Dress Shopping. YouTube crashed!!!

Let Emma scare you... John in England - Rob trying an Australian accent?? Hot Dog apology...

Hot Dog wants a Virgin Airlines tickets. Ethan in Toronto - Really. Canada talking sh!t. Fake Blood. Deep inside the Morrisey. Some kind of problem. High Rise Skyscraper?

Emma does not stick the landing... Freaked out! Looking more adorable? Shannon's blood?

Charles in Ontario - Acutally not Canadian... Are you all right? Real Bummer...

Colin in OH - Mimi acts freaky and Murf Ambushes. We like the jump scare. Noah? Duke?

Bad timing? Seems like a Hell Experience... by some Christian?

Brandon from MI - Chris needs to finish. Don't you think you know me?

Yeager in NJ - Ginger are scary??? I like weird. Scream lot?

Eric in Indianapolis - Co-opt... Second song - Let's us dance to make this more real... oh. oh. oh.

Everyone just leaves... and we're left with Chris. She is almost there. Almost there. Blood on head...

This is amazingly uncomfortable. This is a perfect ending to a horror movie... Roll Credits!

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We will have people chanting SANDWICH NIGHT!!!

Chris and Shannon observe the chaos of Sandwich Night!? Colonscopy! Beefy Hemorrhoid!

Mimi with the Healthy sandwiches. Whole Apple for Rob... Jacob... cheese doodles!

Andres from MA - On hiatus... one of us is doing something? Mark, a long time fan... amazing!

Wayne's World??? Random Jean lot of stuff... Enjoy your sandwich! Mike in real life!

Small Apple, only in seasons? It doesn't. $1.28! Great sandwich. Building Elvis for Murf?

That's Bill Pullman... artisan bread?! Sara Bread??? Focus on Riley also MIRACLE!

Watermelon Cop... brings finger sandwich. Riley eating an CO2 leak??? Pinnacle of comedy?

Naomi - Little Brother lost virginity? Ken Beck - EXCESS. ??? Lot of baloney. Danny simple.

Tim from CT - Delicious brand... Scottish soda... Grilled PB&J... oozing with Hallie?

A Dog Guy with the George Foreman Grill... Bill Pullman Sandwich! CHICAGO?

Random George and Cookie Butter... Lloyd follower... George on Comedy Central? Unmasked... Mouth revealed!!!

Connor Ratliff and their parents??? - Sponsorship??? Highlight of his life!!

Young Leo DiCaprio and Patrick's Parents - Took him to dinner? Patrick sandwich!

K-Sec and Meg in OH - Just us... No sandwich to show... CAT SANDWICH!!!

Erin in NY - Happy Sandwich Night... Cookie and PB... Shut up, Riley!! Not okay? Quiet, please!

Alyssa, part of the Dessert as Sandwich movement... No argument?

Royce and Friends in Oakland - Messenger Bag getting hify? New people? Beer Garden, thanks?

We have dog and more chaos! Salami with Cheese... SHIP YOUR DOG! Napkin in lobby!

Beef Jerky! Show question? Emergency Brake??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Welcome to the show.

Series of wonderful sandwiches... Cookie and gingerbread... Vegan friendly.

Intern Paige... Musical Guest?! Fifty Shades of Grey? Sandwich free Random Melissa...

Jersey Dave is the Slave? Shawn... Let's honor the dropped sandwiches? Amazing Grace????

Porno sandwich? Mimi's dessert sandwiches. Lot of dessert in the sandwich!

What are we even doing... There it is Millie from NH... Interesting? Sound like Lena?? Quality!!!

Rob... Kill that cat??? Show the cat! Find that cat... Great cheer?! Serious cat. Oh, Andres...

Look at that standoff... RITZ CARLTON!!! You're marrying me. Cool cat? That's what I do?

Griffin Newman told me... Sandwiches... close? Talk show about sandwich? Taco Night!

Mike from Cornell... single ladies??? Human Sandwich??? Meat and Meat???

Bill Pullman? Reed? Drinking a water??? That was brillance??? NICK FEITAL???? This is not over!

Shout-out to someone??? Thank you for Sandwich Night!! (Credit was funny.)

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Hallie with Michael Caine... Bethany, Shannon, Murf, Human Fish and CHRIS GETHARD!

Toe up??? Very Big Announcement! (Also Kyrie and Johnny)

Murf - No longer rooting Eagles! Bethany - Still not Pregnant??? LLC - changing to llc.

Messenger Bag - Not eating Dog Food. Shannon - Got some money and pack of cookie!

Human Fish - Vanilla Beer and GEICO? Mr. Horma, owner... Ray's doing bad.

Connor Ratliff - Training for Sandwich Night? NOT GIVING UP!

Bananaman - Cable Television??? Retire the costume? New costume!!

Audience with a Baby - Shut Up, My Baby's Dead? writing poetry! Metaphor? Bobby had $5...

Guy Who likes Cream but Not Too Much Cream - OLD NEWS?!

Keeper of the Battledome - Young Keeper?!? 1963... 2013! 50 Years too late?!

Vampire, Abraham Lincoln hunter - HIV Positive? Well, he is immortal. Bare Back vs No condom

Griffin Newman - New Podcast... Talkin' TCGS... Both are way behind?

Lil' Woody Allen - Mixtape release party (BEST PUN) hop-hop? No... NO!

.357 Lover - Little romantic rock, I see... I never disliked the genre... it's not bad... yeah.

DON FANELLI - F-ck you, beans! Finally made the BROTH! In-Studio Exclusive?

Big Cat who loves Monopoly - Truck Nuts... now molded after him???

Ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage - Ghost Porno?? The Triceratop with the Boston Accent...

Dougie from CT - Barge? Live on the Barge? We can be free together?

Couple who'll brake up in 6 months - We're really in love still?

Vacation Jason - Double shirt action... We have a sequel???

The RANDOMS - Maxine has found love, Ellen Hall?, Non-mysterious Melissa, Episode VII, Cho!!

BEAST MASTURBATOR - Bush Angel? Zero F-ck Boyd - THAT is amazing.

Will Hines - Free Copy!! Vinegar Al - Vinegar Al Pepsi, Gethard Soda?? Pawn Star?

40 Year Old Goosey - Shipping Pellet Sizes... That is a huge implication?

Alyssa - I got my period... Comedy shut of the roof!

Phil Jackson - Poem... Jay-Z?? Meow-gic Matt - I have been a ghost?? Another ghost?

Rob Malone - Two-time Beef-off champion! Rob Malone will be on GIRLS?!!

Hot Dog - Toe Up??? Book Review... Book Club???

Bee - He has Hepatitis C??? Hintmaster - Size of a bee? LeBron James??? That's from 2010?

Second Song - This is swingy and rocky and all jivey, too... Yeah, there's not much left.

Vinyl Album doubles as a Board Game! Hintmaster??? Bad improve line. A Big Announcement vs Mo Money, Mo Problem

ACTUAL BIG ANNOUNCEMENT - ALF? Comedy Central Pilot!!!!!!!!!!!!

We ended this very early. Dance Party! This was amazing!!! (Hi Jesse!)

TCGS - Episode 116

Murf announce, Shannon, Human Fish, FRED FROM HONOLULU!

You don't bang your bookie... $2 Dollar?? Licking Envelops and weird prizes? Show aesthetic!

Cutting into licking envelop! Man Ham Half Hour? Official American Folk Hero!

Jacob from Westchester - Don't be like that? Valid point! Impersonation and parody? I don't care! Punching is also allowed! Your social security! (Identity Theft Ep.)

K-Sec - If you win... random person or Jacob will impressionate... that's what she said.

@ChrisJizzhard vs @TiredChrisGethard Greg will probably know? Island Curse?

Mike from Cornell - Elements of danger? Largely the same? We won't give you that. $0.03? Bet... HIGH STAKES Handstand... No show in Haiti...

Ceramic Dog - A little disappointment after a string of awesome bands... Oh, well.

$80... Banana Fight? Banana Kiss! Pedicure Bet? Grand Dame of TCGS, Julia?

Sebastian in IN - First time watching? UNDERWHELMED? I know Shannon... NOT A BET? NO. YOU SUCK AT BET... welcome to the show. NO HOMO...

Yeager from NJ - Prize of.... Pride? (Failed on a bet?)

Tyler from GA - Oh... Danger Zone... Human Fish eyewear? Who's torture is it?

Mariana from Uruguay? - Do we lost them? Too much Cream - Getting married on the show. Barista, That was too much cream... Pedicure bet... break the cleanse, again.

Joe from Boston - Human Fish (IN PAIN) - Salt & Pepa vs Salt & Pepper Fake Bananaman? Pastor?

VACATION JASON - Shut up for 7 minutes! We're neighbors! Riding around in the car!

Emliy - Fire Breathing Dragon... that was smooth.

Brandon from MI - Confused in people! Whole family... That's what you have to say! KISS!

Second Song - This song is little bit better...

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! 486 Envelop has been licked. Wow.

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Murf and others with face paint??? Someone was... Slave??? We do not support slavery.

Bill and Jon only? We'll sign for... anything! Except Slaves! Julia sent a face painter!

Dru and Duke - Herman Fersh??? Typo vs Real Messenger Bag is hungry! Australian Pizza??

Alyssa and Messenger Bag??? ARE YOU HERMAN FERSH?!?!

I own a brewery in Slovenia??? Thank you, Pearlla? You got a chant!

Noah in CA - Love to Keith Haskell? Obsessed??? Computer... Got a little gross!

Hot Dog... Lot of books for people? Thank you... lovely gesture? Thank you, RICH!

MORE FOOD... eat it outside! Hubba hubba... straight of the ice cream! Send us anything!

Inner Child... Don't listen to Emma Noble! Human Fish don't like your originality!

Domino Pizza and Garlic Butter?? Carrie Anne Murphy!! Dru Johnston is having a feast??!

Chris is painting a basketball?! Thundera - That was amazing?!

Messenger Bag gets Sushi... Getting pampered? You're on TV! Come back??? Lot of Desserts?

Connor Ratliff - Taking a huge nap? Deliver a message of hope? Dream??? That's not...?

I'll be over here... Diet Soda... Cool? THIS IS CALSTEAD'S DAUGHTER??? Neverending war??

We got the fancy sodas??? IS that A Dog STiCk? Another Domino?

Went Pretty bad... my twitter or tumblr??? MOST GERMANS ARE NAZIS?? West Texas???

Ramone and Roy, thank you??? Friends? Mr. Horma??? Kris and Royce... Told to Delivery

North Carolina??? That's what??? Years of Training? Circus arts? Live Lobster???? Sabrina?

Sara in Brooklyn - Barraged with lot of stuff??? Sudden anger... Real Life Rob Malone Sighting!

Actual psychic signal??? Really non-committal?? Exercise routine??

Second song - These later acts have been solid recently... Changing my music patterns.

Shawn in NJ - Mrs. Dash... You don't have $2.27??? He's a human being?? It's been tried? 35?

Has knowledge of Sandwich Night! Tessa and Jamie brought B-Boys for a big finale???

Review: That was amazing!!! I couldn't even believe that!

TCGS - Episode 114

Our timing was very off. Haunted show. Human Murf vs Human Reservoir Dog I'll never tell

Murf, Shannon, Human Fish, Bethany (the Liaison), Random Messenger Bag...

Murf, Hot Dog, Jesse, Emma Noble... Billy Voice... Cursed and Haunted. Acapella?!? (Melissa?)

Some Medical Issues??? Skin Tag!? That's not even a doll!

Todd in Pittsburgh - NOT Scared! (That's what it make more scary!)

Daniel in Dallas - Definitely not scared!

Vampire, the Abraham Lincoln Hunter - Listening to Beach House? Undead Love? Relationship... February 29th on MNN... Shannon, the real you. Popeye after sex...

Luke in Chicago - Ready to talk,.. guy in a grocery store. I love you! It's the Fifth!

Andrew in NC - No, no... Tomorrow... unimpressed. It's smiling! Welcoming smile!

Nick in MO - Talk to the doll... I can take it! Magic and Evil? Swirly? We're gonna torture fans...

Seth in New Palm - You'll love Messenger Bag... You don't want it? OK! Zachary vs Marvin

Mike in MN - Sorry... Follow-up from the Vampire - Well, thank you??? High Water moment.

Mike in MN - you need to eat better... Shannon and Mike??

Katy in VA - Feel scared... Lou Vega vs Lou Reed Dru as Human Fish

Connor in NY - I rubbed it and got Scabies? Absolutely! Already feels cursed.

Colin in OH - He is scared but you will take to your little sister. Mr. Orange Fish ain't happy.

Ghost & Goblin - That was amazing... it was rocking and fun, nice to listen. Evil vs Not Evil

Take it home and wash it... let's make it more evil? Sexually defile and evil quote.

Royce in SF - Don't F-ck with the Supernatural? Kill everyone??? BLOOM-BERG! Not interested?

Evanna in FL - I already put in... more artwork!

Cock Cutters returns VIDEO - Well, sacrifice the cock?? Oh, God... Very nice! Nice blood!

He never felt shame... actual effect and action values? Further enraging... Love that scene!

Shelby in KY - Not really... Fan Mail? Mail it to Billy Zane! Good luck???

Jeremy in NY - Murdered 5 children. Sore Throat vs Death

Brandon in MI - Whole diss track... What a wasteful work... You got shot??? SPOILER?!

Obadiah, keeper of the Dick Shirt - Lived in a Haunted House? It's for the dick! Cutting-EDGE!

Connor Ratliff and Vampire - Genuine Evil... lose the election? The muscle?? Powering through!

Second song - That was amazing... and all the graphics are really nice!

Smashing with mirror Drawin in Texas - No Afraid of doll. Talent confirmed!

Chris in SF - Bring to SF... Send address and put Royce.

Put the doll in Gimghoul??? To Messenger Bag's Mouth!!!

Doll goes to... Shelby in KY and perhaps to Billy Zane??? Good vs Bad