Wheezywaiter - Swan Song

It's a turning point in Wheezy Waiter! Editing design... WAITER ON THE LAST DAY! And he's a big asshole... BIG BOWL! It's the place where Craig worked at! I really want to go there. Can't produce a blog... this is the absolute last and complete nonsense. HALLELUJAH!

Wheezywaiter - Two Craigs, One Birthday

Larry Craig. Oh god, first week of October is Creepy Man to doing creepy things! That's an appearance with Ashleigh. That probably wasn't an girlfriend. But he had previous ones.

Wheezywaiter - The Hood Interview

Huh, he looks... oh, that's not Craig! Beardlovers was fine. Why did you change it? WHY IS HIS FACE COLD! Music mashup is very 2007. He's still working, that's good. DANZIG! That's a good remix, I give it 5/7. Thanks for the... okay, maybe not that. That's a good face-mix!

Wheezywaiter - Butterball

Lamp be a lady tonight... because I'm single. TODAY IS BUTTERDAY! Not a terrorist or a robber? Triple danzig awards? That's some good butter stuff. Another basball movie? So gay. (I don't know?) Sexual throw... Craig's 140 throw? Tim says to eat a dick... so it is gay. Good pitching there.

Wheezywaiter - multi-split-city

Let's split a check. TWO-TOP... yes, you are very smart. Directly in half! Lizard people do tip the best. IQ of the Pre-Schooler... little ridiculous. YOU HAVE EIGHT TABLES! Just all the 17%... All the view and one of the cheese with the pickle. Hard to process. KISS... but don't kiss the waiter.

Wheezywaiter - Opera Sox

Doing some stand ups, indeed. And also the band! I think there's the first sound from them, right? Mere coincidence and ill-intention talk. One shift and... wait, are you talking about me? Am I a dust bunny? I mean people don't read this. I don't read this. I could be a Lame Duck. I mean I do apologize for a lot. Why are you editing a bar mitzvah? That was auto-corrected to Mitzi. WTF is going...

Wheezywaiter - Wheezy Western

God, he's so... young. Monolithic tea? Unbridled conversation and chocolate chip cookie!!! LET'S SHOOT WITH SOME FAKE GUNS! That car going past seems familiar. THE BEST! THE BEST! Oh, you got shot again. Always double tap... and bring some clones. That's some good editing.