Wheezywaiter - Late Night Flip Flop

Looks who's flip flopping like a sardine! Get a stand... or least a beard! Sorry. I rescind this post.

Wheezywaiter - Roller Coaster of Rent

OMG WHEEZY HAS MADE IT THROUGH 20 videos. Well, we're now 1300 videos or so, maybe bit premature, but we can never know, so... Craig is in a rollercoaster? Unresponsive customers. Lick my balls... bigger dicks, seriously, getting dirty here. THANKS, RYAN! Wait, that's David! There are zero songs, because Wheezy people are not creative. Getting married, hooray! Missed you, guys.

Wheezywaiter - Too Nate Too Furious

THAT'S WHERE IT COMES FROM! WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY BEARDLOVERS! Beard is going to better? Okay! Reading the cue cards? SO LOL IN FACE, DANZIG? Chips and Salsa? SERIOUS TIME? Tipping!!! Cheap or foreign! Arresting junk... is rare. Nate in the apartment. The NATE I WORK. Denver? Bird-kisser? Sustenance in helium? I'm THE ONE who gets the drinks!!!!! Kicked out of your own apartments... I HAVE ASTHMA, GET DRUNK! Oh, he can't wink.

Wheezywaiter - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Room

YOU HAD ME GOING! I can quit whenever... man, that's sucks. Required acceptance of everyone. Indiana movie... and Lucas has not changed his mind. None so at all. Back to the retirement movie? Nice use of Veronica Mars DVD set. Housekeeping... Kelly Clarkson? Oh no.Yes, beard still gone.

Wheezywaiter - Sippin' Larson and Juice

Man, beardless Craig is depressing. Geez, that was the darkest Wheezy movie by far. Yeah... Geez.

Wheezywaiter - Beard Science

Those beard jokes are on fire! We both have... wait, WHAT I HAVE WROUGHT! Go get drunk... Grown-up? He's so cute! He's you from the future? Seriously! This sacrifice is too much for me.

Wheezywaiter - Good Morning

Oh, drinking coffee, I see. I can't read my mind either. DAY OFF. SONG! Little German to me. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT! Don't drop the salsa onto the table... that's not good.

Wheezywaiter - when nate met sally

I, on the other hand, is ready for a fivesome. Watching about movies... Absolute kind of exhaustion. Sally the tripod, a long used implement in Wheezywaiter. On my face. Nates I know. I like the piano sound... it's Bartley, by the way. Keith Moon banged this pot. THE ORIGINAL NATE! That's cool. Refills are free in Wheezy's house, but only in his original house. He invented asthma! Jerk.

Wheezywaiter - The Fountain

CRAIG IS FILMING A MOVIE? Yeah, it's called Ozark Cousins. It's somewhere. It's like a concept album. GOT DRUNK! One: Drink! Fountain jump? Nice Jackass reference. Thanks, Ryan Wolff.

Wheezywaiter - Corner Store

Drop the 'the', it's not professional. It is a nice shirt. HOUSEKEEPING! Eat the star segment, est it like the cosmos. Diplomatic Libra! Beard series, I mean that's taken over, really. Putting clothes and getting some... CHIPS AND SALSA! That's hot. We're now at the corner store. JB is weird.

Wheezywaiter - Home

WHERE'S YOU GO? Excited to get home. Riveting conversation. Very Hank-like... like DFTBA? First sighting of mom and dad! Nice pause. Lake Wisconsin! Light show? Photobooth... seriously? Car bouncers? F*** Rick and Andre. Reminded of childbirth. Fragments. Nice fourth wall joke.

Wheezywaiter - Since you've been trained

It's been a long week... trainee/nipple! Here's a nipple? NO COMPUTER TRICKERY! Blogger? Demerit? $300, it all goes to the trainer! I don't care about that... he's not a bachelor! Not caring at all. SUMMER TOUR CANCELLED?!?! Aw shucks. Look at him training! That is really bad.

Wheezywaiter - Leave it to cleavage

Ladies' night??? What is she saying. They never did. Knee-deep in nipples. Wow. Benzine T-Shirt? Ashleigh? Pay the rent? or Nipple? He used hotmail? I hope that's not still there. That's why he got bald. Hello, JB! Like getting wet today. Nice breast joke. You should keep that from Chyna... Heart? Chess in the refrigerator, just so weird. Good way to conclude... dessert? Just wink!

Wheezywaiter - Makin' Whoopi

Wedensday the 13th!!! Cleaning up the poop! CHIPS AND SALSA! Sting is so renowned. Non-professional actors and rocking out. Nice inclusion of Orson Welles. That's a weird clone.

Wheezywaiter - Rock Show!

All right, it's a quick video, because Wheezy is also a rock star. Nice use of Avril Lavigne. First appearance of Mom, well, it's a self-mom. Benzine shirt is so cool, isn't it? Is the email still good?

Wheezywaiter - Slap!

Oh the pants joke. That's beautiful. That's why Craig first ran away from Chyna when they first met. But then Chyna chased him and the rest is history. LONELINESS! Ooh, aah, Biff from the future? Counting, nice! GET DRUNK! I mean Slap is a thing now. Look at that cinematography! Director's commentary. Amazing. Of course, this will be expanded soon. Waves of Normandy? You shouldn't swear. Thanks, Lars. Also who's Ashleigh? NICE WINK AT THE END! Good finish.

Wheezywaiter - i have it

This is the first time that Craig has been naked. It will not be the last time. Sly promotion of the band, if you didn't notice. Is that his happy dance? I didn't know Craig was a never-nude, but he was undressed... First outside shoot, I think I know this place. Look at camera. WHAT'S A JOKE. There's the wikipedia, not the first time I think. I GET IT... wait? Craig used to do covers? Lip-syncs? I love the spinning part, which probably is the customer and waiter spinning in night. COMMENTS!

Wheezywaiter - The duchess and the dirtwater fox

I really like the intro. I wish I could say more, but it's not important. Wheezy Waiter... well, let's say Craig is heavily impressed by Ze Frank, hence old YouTube (and current YouTube) tend to deal with news, although it's was more jokey than the serious nature of today. Nice use of Mike Judge. What is the DANZIG! Sorry to waste your time, indeed. But it's a nice branch from his more personal videos.

Wheezywaiter - Feelin' lazy

One of the more over-looked element in Wheezy Waiter is him being outside and shouting something while the camera is inside and so it symbolizes 'local neighbor' or some form of 'vox populi'.I think it's a such time-consuming. Donald joke... Donald Rumsfeld, that is! There's few Donald that are worth salvaging, of course Craig being one of them. (It's a POPS joke)  DANZIG! There's Veronica Mars... I don't why I pointed out. I don't think Chyna is... well, you won't know about her until 2011, so that will be a long time. This is a good song, by the way.

Wheezywaiter - The Chum

I just... look how good the first minute is. Look how he recognizes the the fault of his production. Seriously, if it were the production quality, you'll probably think this was a normal video! Look at doing the waiter thing, it's so well done. The cloning. Just 'the places'! And the ending wink. I mean what could I say, it's a succinct action-filled 2nd vlog. No one could say that. Only Craig Benzine.

WheezyWaiter - you make me feel so dumb

WELCOME TO ANOTHER 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY REWIND SERIES!!!!! Yes, it's the ten year anniversary of Wheezy Waiter. Now, this is will be in 'messy' style, akin to the Vlogbrothers. My Goal here is to demonstrate just how good Wheezy Waiter is. I'm going to say 99% of Craig's videos are good, it's might be more than 99%, because I'm not sure there's aren't 12 videos in this channels that I would consider bad and boring. And there are 1200 videos! Consider this one minute video. 99% of all YouTuber's first video is bad. Really, really bad. No one just comes up and hits a home run! Unless your name is Wheezy Waiter. I mean look at the dialogue, the cinematography, the JOKES! You make me feel so dumb, on account how awesome, you are! This is a journey that will only go up. So, strap your seats and be ready for the clones and eagles and coffee... let's go!