Thursday, May 21, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3 - EPISODE 15

PIRATES ARE FRIENDLY! VERY FRIENDLY!

Another pirate bluffing game? Higgs boson? TIMING!

Seth Green, Clare Grant, Karen Gillan SO MUCH BIG STARS!

Confident Clare... Interesting... Choose your booty!

Sly and Aggressive. Wil always get killed. Terrific for Karen!

Most... inefficient. I don't think so either. Stop giving rules!

PUNCH PUNCH! Barrel of... something. CURSES!

Essence of pirate... or Dr. Mr. Grandma. DAMN!

Love in the gallery. Burp? Husband death! Oh no.

Swarming in booty... Maps for sale... Piling curse mask... gone.

Vow broken... TAKE THE MAP, LASSIE!

Seth is rolling in booty. Pretty excited. Let's see the divorce paper.

Back to stupid sixthe graders. BEAUMONT, CALIFORNIA!

Great Wil impression. (LOSING HORNS) Random?

Great move... powerful. Captain??? OH NO THE MONKEY!

Ugh, captain. Swell. 23... sad. DESTROY HIM!

Foolproof? Take that, governor! Such a... NO SENSE! Goatee?

Critical... Clare's rage is high. Testing marriages. It's quite a match...

Wrong graphic! Weirdest... moving to last round. Villain move???

I think Wil will win... This is going to divorce. AWWWWWW!~!

Another evil Wil win? SIXTY-SEVEN?!? Argument in cat-speak.


Thursday, May 7, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3 - EPISODE 13 & 14

Interesting roleplaying game split into two parts. Second part below the brake.

Yes, it's Jenga + roleplay... which somehow becomes a spinoff...

1983 spring break... great graphics. Wil is the game master.

Bunch of loners on Saturday... Aging hippie? (I like the missing pieces)

(The greatest moment in TableTop) I just want to be a part of something!!!

Cool? Struggle... ANIMAL! First block... NOPE. Made you?

It's pretty stable. All going swimmingly... WE HAVE TO LEAVE!

For making a single... Guerney? The Swedish scream! (?) Top is more stable but obviously more wobbly and so it might fall in the aftershock... Night before full moon?!?

Let's get away, get away! You're now safety? 'The creature'? Emily paranoia...

I saw a pair of eyes. Messed up Pete. Dawn... FLARES! Radio? 1983 is cool.

That was great use of the radio. Wave at the Sessna. It could be alive...

We need to stay awake... THE MOON, THE MOON! Shadow on the canyon?

Huge creature... leaps on the canyon!!! Yes, let's stop here, too scary.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3 - EPISODE 12

Drunk aunt's favorite game! Charades! Myriad of two ways. Or three!

Ah, french game! Rein like a reindeer! POINTS! Powered by friendship!

Rhett and Link and someone else. Loserville is nice... Worst clock ever.

Wax melting is fun! Sub concepts! Don't!!! Increase the shame threshold!

First question, breaking out in a cold sweat! I know about sports...

Piece of cake! Break the laws of maths! It's all about the cake! Boolean, perhaps?

Family tanning bed... Racism is over? Nailing this! Throwing things from the far place!

Shame has come... pulling the hair out! Progress! Twice! Beyonce from nowhere!

Very bad card... You know that hit! I don't hear no negativity... no. 1 in that country...

Depeche Mode... I forgot! Answer like fast as lightening... After Luc Besson hate/love...

Going for the win! Cut in line to the winning wall?! No trophies though.


Thursday, April 9, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3 - EPISODE 11

Little review for one thousand and one nights... for a great game.

Yeah, five tribes looks hard, and you can go really deep, but (almost like 7 wonders to me) it's simple to play... It has an intuitive mechanic. Like, seems convoluted but... intuitive!

Slave cards are blunt but they get the job done. You know what it is, right away. And (this is me being racist) that's why I like the idea of slave cards... yeah? Oh, well, helpers works too.

(Going to tangent mode here, when people get offended about mentioning slaves, saying like 'oh, it's very dark moment in our time and I don't want to remember it...' feels like a double standard because when people make joke about a 'touchy' subject the same people go angry about 'how we are belittling these people' or whatever and we want to get to our lives as well! Of course, there's who says using of slave in game is inappropriate and that see above basically.)

Bidding for first is weird but it's interesting. Good genie first is good.

Satine is not doing so well... Wil getting his thinking cap off.

Richard (or Lord English) sound so smart... Satine goes for the blues now.

Jenna creating a great joke! Lord getting viziers... like the variety of play!

That's a pun... oh god. Satine trying spices in Italian. Organized crime now!

The position of blue tiles is important... Efficiency! You can do it in both places!

GET ALL NINE RESOUCRES TODAY!!!

Wil math dance later. Djinlandia!!!! Bombay and Tankeray???

Sean didn't buy you a drink? Sean! Really? He should had bought her a drink! It's been 2 seasons!

Oh you mafias... Scattering? Hoarding is Wil's thing!

I'm actually the evilest... Collecting things okay. Richard is close.

Jenna is just being crazy!!! Making no legal moves. Uh? WIL'S FIRST WIN AT SEASON 3!!!


Thursday, March 19, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3 - EPISODE 10

Great disclaimer.

It was surprising that it was all women and then I realized they were the worst.

Interesting, I love the graphics. Horse is rich in nutrients.

Racist round later, heartbreaking. Two card is hard.

Aisha knows everything! Blow out your guts! That's good.

All the same guy, quite probable. Very nice. That's just truf.

Aisha is good. Very good. Only good for booze. Very likely choices.

That doesn't make sense... SHOOTING LASERS! And Laina wins!

Confident? Sadness. Great cuts.... great jokes. Nice, whiskey.

HELP!!! Let's manifest some s#!t! I'M A TIME LORD! That's it!

This is Aisha's game, though. Really. Always dick butt, why anything else.

In the sunglasses... That must be the winner. Tons of fun... uh, uh?

Cat pee is the expensive part. That must be the winner. Trying really hard!

Good Cop, Sniff Cop... oh no. Taste like Gulag and Borscht! Can't add croton. Ebola wins!

Show in Dallas, Aisha wins and story time. Interesting.

Laina is so pissed. Well, Aisha wins! That's was intended.


Thursday, March 5, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3 - EPISODE 9

No strategy, fantastic! Game's the thing??

Yes, metal version of the theme song... it must happen.

Great guests, high luck is fun for me!

Not comfortable... great artwork... and great animation!

Always attack Wil - First Rule of Tabletop!

Also good for reading comprehension. Wil is good?

Doesn't sound strong! Ganging up on Wil?

NOT much strategy but fun! Oh lovely!

Nefarious ploy and impotent rage! SO MANY SOUNDS!

NEW ROUND! Wild! Choose and perish! Beat odds, in here?

Everything is coming up WIL WHEATON! Again, great guests!

Again? Oh no. It is piss! Yes, DJ names. Got a snort!

Jonah is right, but he's hurting bad... Maybe not brilliant strategic...

Bad turn every time. Bilingual bell? 15! Massive duplication!!!

Wil about to die. Developed for months... Wil lose as obviously! That's interesting, I like that.

Now we make out... I'm really liking it! Falls all the time! Interesting.

Maybe not make voice when doing this game! Can't even be a sexist...

Emily, the hidden foe!!! Game lasted way too long. Good snacks.

At least this is a dead wizard's lounge, instead!!!

Thursday, February 19, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3 - EPISODE 8

Whee! Another excited episode!

Dramatic intro... so poetic! Also done by Board with Life, but not linking here as I think it sucked.

Even the rule explanation is exciting! Dodger is beautiful and Grant & Ashley is beautiful too!

Game is exciting, look at all the production! Grant is such a liar!!

Dodger and Ashley is so good at camaraderie! Wil and its bad roll appears again!

Ashley's slight shaking... amazing! Food, food, food!!

Oh no! Grant is evil... She's in a DnD campaign? There's a sound I'm used to...

What's with that laugh??? The ninja is crazy! THE MORE YOU ROLL!

Dodger, the grand vizier from Alhambra? Accidentally psychological and cheating!

We do not trust Grant! That is very low morale! Wil might be paranoid?

Grant is really bad at this game!!! I think Wil is the betrayer?

Strangely stressful game... and maybe Ashley? Oh my god, that was the 3 food!

Wil's dice roll... another beautiful roll! Again, wonderfully escalated!

GRANT WAS NOT THE BETRAYAL! EVIL WIL WINS... AND HE LOST!

The game wins. It's been a long time... Man, brutal episode...