As the Summer Break starts, so do the reviews! We'll finish up Nostalgia Critic... at least till where I promised, Transformer 3. So let's start second half with...
Steel: Another Shaq movie? And a superhero one? Okay, as Shaq and all his awfulness comes and Court scene! Anyway, beginning friend-who-injury-cause-the-main-character-into-a-hero does that, and the Ray gun Shaq made was sold to arcade game company... and souffles and crazy grandma. The boy speak some language. Anyway, the loud gang robs the bank and only a prissy cop and Shaq to save it and... after some boring scenes, they get away and Shaq get his jaw shut. Robbers enjoy their getaway and beer... beer. while Shaq goes to sparks and carries her away. At the crime lab (?) there's shaft and miracles and shaft... wow. So the crime-fighting begins... which he save crimes by laughing. I believe the hodgepodge of superhero leads to a slow and boring hero. Eat the hot dog, not be one? What? As the loud gang steals another bank we find steel is a really boring hero. And sparks is awesome! Who made... funny reaction. Nostalgia Critic haunts with a shaqwoman picture and he goes away with a good normal review.
Top 11 Cereal mascots: Another Top 11. Cereal mascots are interesting things to discuss and with many rare footage. This one takes the... cereal. Weird evolution of cereal and mascots. Little segments and reinterpretation are interesting. Even the Hindenburg.
Barb Wire: Oh the boobies. We start with showers and... narration. Weird juxtaposition. Anyway, Anderson just acts... awful. Futuristic dance moves, and... a pick up line, I think? Stop with monologues! And what's with Babe hate? Awful blows and M. Bison? And... Critic discovers this is Casablanca. Oh god. Boobs and Casablanca. Transformer joke approved. Searching contact lenses, and stop with cut to black. Stop laughing. Money first, Moral second. But there's the action scene. I'm falling-HGTTG ref? End with oh, Casablanca. But with boobs.
Old Vs. New- LOTR: Old Vs. New reviews are just hard to review. Desk jobs and baby Sam. John Hurt as Aragon is surprisingly good. Spilt personality is good. His decision are little bit brash. Bad Photoshop. Never sees the Sauron, that's nice. Sauron goes boom! Suspension and tension vs good strategy? As always ,story is a decision maker. I think the reviews just comparison between two and makes the final decision in the end. Like a case more than a fight.
Last Action Hero: Now, NC makes mistake in reviews. I mean completely trash a film that's a spoof. He even said he won't do spoof. The opening is a spoof of that cop movies. The random phrases are spoof of... random phrases. He never even knew Prescniki was the projector. Geesh. Hamlet is obviously just children's imagination of not understanding subtlety. Sudden dark turn is kind of weird. Sonic Says is funny. It's a bomband retirement, all joke. Yes, he is. This was a intentional WTF. Pointless comeo are the things! NO other movies is just pointing out because it's suppose to bad! Dog pryamids are just what? This is not much of a action movie but a critique/homage to it. I know genre savvy might be too much but with a critic's eye is great. Elephant is good. Even the climax at the real world is a critique. And slowly makes no mistakes. And the end the real world just become cinematic. So the end goes flat, but the idea is fine. It's just that 90's never develop the idea but stuffed it with crap. Review is in angst but this is Nostalgia Critic.
Captain N: media hoards just awful. Especially Nintendo. Mega high in video land. Mother Brain is just what? Not a iticus for Kid Idcrus. Princess Lana? Be a queen! Magical element that is power glove by Lucas, darling, no consistency! Captain N can just shoot him. Defeated by a bag? Bad morals and bad expression. Self depreciation, and white dancing! Game boy, the ruiner! Zelda episode with weird designs... and the greatness of LOTR and the peasant dress like royal and carry a map to a power potion. Zelda captured and a surprise and really. Discuss this no more.
We're back! A Dinosaur's story: Oh, this is my favorite! Sober but never real, Raoul Puke discuss with us the movie that is out of their mind. The birds fighting indicates a bizarre movie. Needs Development. A savage monster and what is it! Brain foods? Fox News is a candy store? Calvin and time machine. Stop with historical ignorance. Juila Child? Louie off to circus? Just stop. Raft with dinosaur and kid with heavy machinery, and a cornea shot! Why Lisa Simpson? Come fly with me, hat's story very amusing. What is this? Parade, what? Singing? Don't rape Spiderman! Dinosaur is real- a child. What am I looking? Script and fine print. Invent something to make people dumber. Use some teeth! Do something! Yay! Morality! What is this? Daivd Lynch's circus! Let no bad happen, yes Yoda. Kill the pig! Hug the fear, wish radio. Slutty girl, yes. Stop this! Shut up! That's not comedy! What happened! Need explanation and those birds, a horrible lesson. Big Lipped Alligator Movie. This review is great.
Warriors of Virtue: Another boring action movie. Filing tax is very interesting. Action packed adventure of middle class surburia. Be quiet, Linkara. Don't do this. Sports movie, now. Oh great, it's the end of the movie. Or an another movie. Chinese kitchen with a special forces. Kitchen is on fire. Tao? Random waves and a plot device. He's in Ferngully, Tank Girl or something. His leg works, and Roller Girl? Trying do every Johnny Depp, isn't it? With Tao? with a T? Random Reference, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Marsupial. Secrets telling just makes this review. Quick change of time. One boring backstory later, no actually two, blurry vision! What is this and what is that, so overacting! More talking. Really cheap movie and a scheme. What? Oh, I fell asleep. NO cinematic shame. NO sense of boredom. Guy is so hilarious! He's just... oh god. Is this PG-13? Let's battle with a Looney Tunes! Captain planet? Send him home and movie... whatever. Just boring and the villain is the only good part. But the review made it.
Captain America: HEIL HITLER! Sorry, just the review... oh just read on. Cheese on cheese, we'll start in Italy and a Harry Heusen experiment that we cut to a similar experiment in America. Usual service and a usual experiment. Now the beginning quote comes in. It's just psych Hitler, most over the top way to kill someone. Just toss the man to a outfit. We'll just laugh. Flying Saucer slip and Red Skull, oh yeah. We'll just send him to a white house and actually in Alaska. And in 1990's Kimball is president. And the general is a evil doer like non-red red skull. Captain American, frozen in a block of ice. Subtitle heavy and in the circus. Cower in a pickup truck. 1960's assassination and oh stealing a car, the American Way! Just a fashion model search. Heroic hiding and don't do that again. Oh... Captain America, the car stealer. And keep speaking English to someone who doesn't understand it. Like the Americans. Hot chick with a slow gun and an awful chase scene. Greatest American Hero and a plot point to nothing. CHUCK NORRIS!!! Sorry.
Top 11 f*ck ups: With Douchey McNitpick. Every little f*ck-up of his greatest mistake. 11: More a joke than actual fact. 10: Scare for me. His opinions. 9: Eyeliner and Melvin... Can-Can with Hitler? 8: All Drew Struzan? Chorney? Closest to all correct. 7: Bebe's Kids isn't impossible? Two doors? Whatever... 6: Forklift mistake. Oops... just a silp. 5: Got mix up? Switch is bad. Mike Ellis cameo. Awesome. 4: Lizard with Fish? Sorry. That's a lot of fish. 3: Mako worship. Another running joke. 2: Spelling mistakes. Just a common mistakes. 1: Optimus Prime. Mistake that just became great.
Well, that's it for the Golden Age. Now time for Ante-Kickass NC.
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Saturday, May 19, 2012
The Fault in Our Stars review (SPOILERS?)
To me, The Fault in Our Stars was a reconstruction to deconstruction of Paper Towns. Of course, I'm talking about the strange phenomena of Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Now the MPDG in Young Adult literature has been around since there has been young adult novel to begin with, but the modern incarnation might have been from a little 2000 book called Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli, where eponymous girl named Stargirl moves into a sleepy Arizonan town and meeting a boy named Leo. There, Stargirl with her peculiar charm goes through an misguided adventure of charm, wit and self-realization. And of course, 2007 sequel follow-up with the adventure of this peculiar girl. Now when I read Stargirl and Paper Towns, I have noticed the similarity of two premise presented in the cover. But Paper Town veers very right into John Green's direction of leaving the girl in that inevitable teenage angst and therefore giving her creditably as a genuine being. In fact all of John Green and his friends (Scott Westerfield, Maureen Johnson, David Levithan...) puts a screw around the premise of MPDG by brainwashing her, or making her gay and what not. But rather than just killing the person, John Green instead gives the realization of a girl who found her MPDG powers. Her name is Hazel and along with Augustus, Hazel's love interest, they go through the peculiarities of being a cancer survivor and going Amsterdam to visit an author to reveal his secrets of the next novel before someone dies and stuff. To me, the Amsterdam stuff and its fallout, which makes the bulk of the story, focus not on the cancer but the writer questions to which those question might be posed onto him. To this, I say that there's that limit to influence on Esther, just because if it were based on her it'll be completely different story. As always, the quotablity of the book enhances with wit gives the novelist kind of charm and marketability that author needs. I just realized that I'm starting putting many words with ability at the end, but that's what's it about. New found ability of a girl, who thought they can't do much better. On a different subject, one of the thoughts of many people on the approach to release was the cover, which was done beautifully but some have rejected. The cover of the clear sky with cloud (though one black) gives much more optimism to the book that might be the saddest compared to Looking for Alaska, which the smoke reminds of death, as in my culture you smoke a... thing to commemorate the dead, Paper town which was supposed to be ambiguous and Abundance of Katherines which was just... bad. The cover gives the optimism as it gives a happier ending rather than a unknown one. Hazel realizes her potential and moves on to good in this world, the author gets hope in humanity again and Augustus... never mind. Let's just say that it's clearer than Pudge moving on but where? and Paper towns in which Margo is just left alone with not much resolution. As for the recommendation, I say the book is for those who are looking to venture into Young Adult novels and thinking 'what should I read?' This is it.
(If I came off headstrong in this review, I'm sorry and I do not condemn any of the books mentioned and you should read all of it) And for another thing, the Amsterdam scenes had that 13 blue envelops feeling to it and cover itself has similar shade of blue in the background, I wonder Green had some inspiration to it...
Paper Towns and a update
(First reviewed in late 2010)
Plot: The three parts String, Grass and Vessel are metaphors that contradict and mesh together about relationship. They don't tell you the whole story, but that's the point. Metaphors are there to give insight, different point of view. We may say many things about a person but we can't describe fully the person.
When Margo sees herself in the mirror, she can't see the reality that displayed on the mirror but a two-dimensional character, happy go-lucking character that defies the rules but stay in touch. A Supergirl, perhaps. We are introduced to Margo in that two-dimension, all the shenanigans that she does to spite her enemies, breaking in to aquariums and buildings talking about stuff... it's a typical 90's indie movie with a girl who escape a man from his routine, which he loves to find something new. But this is a starting point to which the author wonders. The author let the boy to find this mysterious girl and reflection of her life. He sees many side of the girl but ultimately decides to stop figuring out the girl, but to appreciate the contradiction of a human being. And that's what the novel has to come to; to appreciate the little inconsistency of our lives. Look at the setting and the time, Orlando in May. Orlando is a fun place with all those amusement parks... the artificial happiness that delight you like cotton candy, while you go outside you see the quietness of middle Florida. May is when we reflect on our times, as you move up to your new grade. May is about challenge... AP Test, Finals, Long stretch of school with no sight. I always say this is why Harry Potter always meets Voldemort in May. It's the last hurdle before we enjoy the summer. This book is a multi-facet of a Young Adults Novel. It explores, but leaves the answer to you. From that fantastical night with Margo, to the mind-opening reflection in the middle and resolution of acceptance at the end. Each moment gives to its symbolism and although it has moments of Everybody's Jesus in Purgatory, novel says Yes! Everybody IS Jesus in Purgatory; no one figured out life, so don't expect anyone to give instruction of life. It gives a warning to give meaning and non-meaning that will change like those in the Omnidictionary. We can't never figure out a person. So don't bother.
This was a poor transcription of the original review in December of 2010 and this review was put out as a companion to my TFioS review next post. Vlogbrother review will be postponed till The Nostalgia Critic is Finished... (Now I need to review Year 5 as well...) and there will be another total review about recaping the Original Series of IiaGItMT and a challenge to follow. Second Blog will be postponed till least the summer and obviously the third will come at random times.
Thank you for reading and TFioS review coming right up!
(Oh yeah, the final Subnormality won't come till Comic #200 So wait!)
Plot: The three parts String, Grass and Vessel are metaphors that contradict and mesh together about relationship. They don't tell you the whole story, but that's the point. Metaphors are there to give insight, different point of view. We may say many things about a person but we can't describe fully the person.
When Margo sees herself in the mirror, she can't see the reality that displayed on the mirror but a two-dimensional character, happy go-lucking character that defies the rules but stay in touch. A Supergirl, perhaps. We are introduced to Margo in that two-dimension, all the shenanigans that she does to spite her enemies, breaking in to aquariums and buildings talking about stuff... it's a typical 90's indie movie with a girl who escape a man from his routine, which he loves to find something new. But this is a starting point to which the author wonders. The author let the boy to find this mysterious girl and reflection of her life. He sees many side of the girl but ultimately decides to stop figuring out the girl, but to appreciate the contradiction of a human being. And that's what the novel has to come to; to appreciate the little inconsistency of our lives. Look at the setting and the time, Orlando in May. Orlando is a fun place with all those amusement parks... the artificial happiness that delight you like cotton candy, while you go outside you see the quietness of middle Florida. May is when we reflect on our times, as you move up to your new grade. May is about challenge... AP Test, Finals, Long stretch of school with no sight. I always say this is why Harry Potter always meets Voldemort in May. It's the last hurdle before we enjoy the summer. This book is a multi-facet of a Young Adults Novel. It explores, but leaves the answer to you. From that fantastical night with Margo, to the mind-opening reflection in the middle and resolution of acceptance at the end. Each moment gives to its symbolism and although it has moments of Everybody's Jesus in Purgatory, novel says Yes! Everybody IS Jesus in Purgatory; no one figured out life, so don't expect anyone to give instruction of life. It gives a warning to give meaning and non-meaning that will change like those in the Omnidictionary. We can't never figure out a person. So don't bother.
This was a poor transcription of the original review in December of 2010 and this review was put out as a companion to my TFioS review next post. Vlogbrother review will be postponed till The Nostalgia Critic is Finished... (Now I need to review Year 5 as well...) and there will be another total review about recaping the Original Series of IiaGItMT and a challenge to follow. Second Blog will be postponed till least the summer and obviously the third will come at random times.
Thank you for reading and TFioS review coming right up!
(Oh yeah, the final Subnormality won't come till Comic #200 So wait!)
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Update
Sorry for lack of post but this is going to continue for a while. So hold on, and when I get back on track I'll post again. Thank you.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Golden age of NC Part 4
Old vs New- Batman: This is the first Old vs New and I avoided this. This is just different from others. It clearly shows... I mean it's more of a review than the reviews... I'll just shut up. Is Bale on tobacco? Didn't mind Katie Holmes? It's Caine. He always has a speech prepared. BOB! Over-analyzed... yeah. Bale argument was perfectly placed.
Full House: Now for the greats. Full House might be my first foray to American sitcom. And this review completely shattered my views. Typical opening. Saget and Stamos, I mean Saget... He is one of the miscasted actor in comedy history. His stand-ups and other skit are way out of there compared to his sitcom roles. I mean it's like Roald Dahl. Child growing up reading Charlie and BFG comes to his adult novels thinking it'll be cheerful... no, it's the one of the darkest stories you could ever read. Same thing with Saget. I mean he transitioned to more raunchy sitcom in the later years, but one child who loves Full House and comes up to his stand up comedy, and he/she'll start to bawl at how disgusting it is... But you come to realize you love both side of him. As for others, Jesse is a Fonzie and Joey is Fozzie. Stamos least got something from ER but Coullier... even his other roles were sub-par and confusing. Was he that guy? I had to look to the credits. He was! (I was thinking of the Even Stevens Movie) Girls didn't do anything, in the series and real life, and the Olsen twins... you know what's up. Life in picture frames is right, actually I was thinking of studio with no creative budget had some sets and brought random people to make some show so they could pay the rent. Least life in pictures has some eerieness behind it. Like Page 23. Becky was good, but it was their dead-end. Twin was exactly what you said. And Kimmy? I have to search her... Carrie Brady? Unexpected. Scott is Aladdin? Music is motif-heavy... and probably was discarded tapes they found in the studio. I can't get through 1940's laugh track and Saget's being kind... you'll laugh then cry then start to hurt yourself. Memory loss in very common with head injuries... in fiction. (I may be wrong...) I know. We all wish to be in the TARDIS... people in the 90's were brainwashed, that's why. Olsen will overtakes us in the dreams... See, I like this review.
North: Next one is great, too. Average comedy my butt. Sorry, not the review. This stinking movie, good everything except everything. Actor and setup and Director were great but... I believe this was in some trash of Jerry Seinfeld. Why is Elaine and George in this thing? Panic attack, nice read. Loosen... whatever. Child prodigy... Bruce is a bunny. O...kay. Some brownie later, Jon Lovitz? What's a judge doing? Worst Joke Ever!!! Dan and Reba... god what are they... whhhhhhy...... After a joke sighting, hello a song! What was... Bruce? I mean the jokes are stale as are made in the 30's? Pure evil. What? Needs a answer. Legit point.
An annoying mentor later, wha... Kathy Bates? Is the whistling... (Good Burger survivor, a good joke) That was so racist and Ben Stein? (Young Dick Cheney, good joke.) Short cruelty and Africa. China and France later... Scarlett Johannesson? What, is perfect family not good enough for ya? I hate you, and snap and boring routine and chase to the Judge and the secret spot... you know what's this going to be... it was all a dream. Oh great. Beyond Belief. Review, too.
Sidekicks: Chuck Norris is nothing if not for its meme. And so it is. But why? Slow-mo fight extraordinaire Just a fantasy and Winnie! (I like you in HIMYM, little different style than used to.) What bridge? Oh. Karate master obviously is a jerk and fantasy continues with the teacher as the damsel? Ewwwww. Good motto: you're hopeless. Looks like Mitty has a mental illness and Mako? Great worship. Impressive bad acting later, random dough tossing! Oh... Walk and run by an asthmatic and Another Norris... Wide angle lense later, Kid survives Douchebag High by being crazy. This is the Wonder Years! Why I said that... weird rubbing by Mako? What gives? After learning violence gives you chicks, another... WTF? I'm acting! Winnie? Oh god. After realizing this is Karate Kid, turtles will dance you should not. Montage! Chick Norris is in the team? (Mad dog speech) Still fantasizing? What the hell? And set the blocks on fire? Heal the disable! Ahhhhhh Chuck Norris!!!!!!
Gargoyles: Disney's action series that defy people's expectation of Disney, and a positive review to boot.! A Cop in blue hair sees a rock with claw marking. Spork? No, and back to the backstory and... nothing. Oh the gargoyles become real at night. Princess whatever is very prejudicial and whatever and all but 4 gargoyles are dead and they turn to stone and ZUUL... whatever. Then there's Xatanos. Played by Riker. That's cool. Eccentric, even. Anyway the adventurous girl protagonist who talks to herself a lot (like me... wait did I said that) get saved by the Goliath, the main gargoyle and that's where the story rolls. After that creepy baby, we see modern shenanigans, and naming and whatever and the love interest is here but evil and with a name and hate the humanity (and is voiced by Troy). Clever ideas and not cheesy characters. Added with great twist ending and Did I mention Data is there, too? What gives? Third season came to be a shark jumper but original series is great. Review is good, but I got sidetracked.
Transformers 2- And we reach our half-way mark. There's one more update in the golden age and two long arduous journey that are next timespan. This really looks back at how the themes have changed. The original pitch has been changed to Bum reviews and the over-hyper persona turn to depressing but still emotional review are more reviewy but fun! Anyway, it was great flashback.
Full House: Now for the greats. Full House might be my first foray to American sitcom. And this review completely shattered my views. Typical opening. Saget and Stamos, I mean Saget... He is one of the miscasted actor in comedy history. His stand-ups and other skit are way out of there compared to his sitcom roles. I mean it's like Roald Dahl. Child growing up reading Charlie and BFG comes to his adult novels thinking it'll be cheerful... no, it's the one of the darkest stories you could ever read. Same thing with Saget. I mean he transitioned to more raunchy sitcom in the later years, but one child who loves Full House and comes up to his stand up comedy, and he/she'll start to bawl at how disgusting it is... But you come to realize you love both side of him. As for others, Jesse is a Fonzie and Joey is Fozzie. Stamos least got something from ER but Coullier... even his other roles were sub-par and confusing. Was he that guy? I had to look to the credits. He was! (I was thinking of the Even Stevens Movie) Girls didn't do anything, in the series and real life, and the Olsen twins... you know what's up. Life in picture frames is right, actually I was thinking of studio with no creative budget had some sets and brought random people to make some show so they could pay the rent. Least life in pictures has some eerieness behind it. Like Page 23. Becky was good, but it was their dead-end. Twin was exactly what you said. And Kimmy? I have to search her... Carrie Brady? Unexpected. Scott is Aladdin? Music is motif-heavy... and probably was discarded tapes they found in the studio. I can't get through 1940's laugh track and Saget's being kind... you'll laugh then cry then start to hurt yourself. Memory loss in very common with head injuries... in fiction. (I may be wrong...) I know. We all wish to be in the TARDIS... people in the 90's were brainwashed, that's why. Olsen will overtakes us in the dreams... See, I like this review.
North: Next one is great, too. Average comedy my butt. Sorry, not the review. This stinking movie, good everything except everything. Actor and setup and Director were great but... I believe this was in some trash of Jerry Seinfeld. Why is Elaine and George in this thing? Panic attack, nice read. Loosen... whatever. Child prodigy... Bruce is a bunny. O...kay. Some brownie later, Jon Lovitz? What's a judge doing? Worst Joke Ever!!! Dan and Reba... god what are they... whhhhhhy...... After a joke sighting, hello a song! What was... Bruce? I mean the jokes are stale as are made in the 30's? Pure evil. What? Needs a answer. Legit point.
An annoying mentor later, wha... Kathy Bates? Is the whistling... (Good Burger survivor, a good joke) That was so racist and Ben Stein? (Young Dick Cheney, good joke.) Short cruelty and Africa. China and France later... Scarlett Johannesson? What, is perfect family not good enough for ya? I hate you, and snap and boring routine and chase to the Judge and the secret spot... you know what's this going to be... it was all a dream. Oh great. Beyond Belief. Review, too.
Sidekicks: Chuck Norris is nothing if not for its meme. And so it is. But why? Slow-mo fight extraordinaire Just a fantasy and Winnie! (I like you in HIMYM, little different style than used to.) What bridge? Oh. Karate master obviously is a jerk and fantasy continues with the teacher as the damsel? Ewwwww. Good motto: you're hopeless. Looks like Mitty has a mental illness and Mako? Great worship. Impressive bad acting later, random dough tossing! Oh... Walk and run by an asthmatic and Another Norris... Wide angle lense later, Kid survives Douchebag High by being crazy. This is the Wonder Years! Why I said that... weird rubbing by Mako? What gives? After learning violence gives you chicks, another... WTF? I'm acting! Winnie? Oh god. After realizing this is Karate Kid, turtles will dance you should not. Montage! Chick Norris is in the team? (Mad dog speech) Still fantasizing? What the hell? And set the blocks on fire? Heal the disable! Ahhhhhh Chuck Norris!!!!!!
Gargoyles: Disney's action series that defy people's expectation of Disney, and a positive review to boot.! A Cop in blue hair sees a rock with claw marking. Spork? No, and back to the backstory and... nothing. Oh the gargoyles become real at night. Princess whatever is very prejudicial and whatever and all but 4 gargoyles are dead and they turn to stone and ZUUL... whatever. Then there's Xatanos. Played by Riker. That's cool. Eccentric, even. Anyway the adventurous girl protagonist who talks to herself a lot (like me... wait did I said that) get saved by the Goliath, the main gargoyle and that's where the story rolls. After that creepy baby, we see modern shenanigans, and naming and whatever and the love interest is here but evil and with a name and hate the humanity (and is voiced by Troy). Clever ideas and not cheesy characters. Added with great twist ending and Did I mention Data is there, too? What gives? Third season came to be a shark jumper but original series is great. Review is good, but I got sidetracked.
Transformers 2- And we reach our half-way mark. There's one more update in the golden age and two long arduous journey that are next timespan. This really looks back at how the themes have changed. The original pitch has been changed to Bum reviews and the over-hyper persona turn to depressing but still emotional review are more reviewy but fun! Anyway, it was great flashback.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Subnormality -another 50
Comic #101- The Christmas Comic #2
Good setup, good jokes, and a great punchline. Was Zoe Muggs at the end?
Comic #102- Effects
Nice thoughts. I like that there are not nice, per say, but thoughtful. Annealise and Marie FTW!
Comic #103- Better With Cheese
I'll get one shopping mall and politics, with cheese of course.
Comic #104- There Are Two Kinds of People
Then there's me. The Public. (It's cheese and not cheese, you stupid!)
Comic #105- Sketchy Model
Full of interruptions. And Nickelback.
Comic #106- Lady of the Night
No it's not ironic, and... what's ironic?
Comic #107- The Line
I believe this is great. It's breaking the line of what comic should be. There's a complete absence of form but it's amazing.
Comic #108- One Day in the New Kingdom
Another good one. Setup was good, and the punchline was expected (if you look close enough) but nevertheless I will stop writing in this format. And the exclamation marks.
Comic #109- The Calender
That was great. It was just beautiful. That's what the comic's about.
Comic #110- Bosstravaganza
Comic #121- 1984-2009
da-duru-du-thru-thu-duru-dhu-thu-thu-du-du-du-du-dit....
Comic #122- This Apartment Earth
OH MY GOOOOD!!!!!! Sorry, I don't know what I got through.
Comic #123- Sphinx XI
"did you just determined the capital of Spain?" Best line ever.
Comic #124- Mr. Parsons
Wow, that was the most awesome angst-filled acid trip ever!
Comic #125- Down at the Beach
Good setup, good jokes, and a great punchline. Was Zoe Muggs at the end?
Comic #102- Effects
Nice thoughts. I like that there are not nice, per say, but thoughtful. Annealise and Marie FTW!
Comic #103- Better With Cheese
I'll get one shopping mall and politics, with cheese of course.
Comic #104- There Are Two Kinds of People
Then there's me. The Public. (It's cheese and not cheese, you stupid!)
Comic #105- Sketchy Model
Full of interruptions. And Nickelback.
Comic #106- Lady of the Night
No it's not ironic, and... what's ironic?
Comic #107- The Line
I believe this is great. It's breaking the line of what comic should be. There's a complete absence of form but it's amazing.
Comic #108- One Day in the New Kingdom
Another good one. Setup was good, and the punchline was expected (if you look close enough) but nevertheless I will stop writing in this format. And the exclamation marks.
Comic #109- The Calender
That was great. It was just beautiful. That's what the comic's about.
Comic #110- Bosstravaganza
Worst boss is God then. Makes sense.
Comic #111- Sphinx X
Mail is such an annoyance. E-mail's much better.
Comic #112- Webcomic About Video Games
This is great. Samus and Laura just talking about themselves... why we don't have that in our video games?
Comic #113- The Customer on Hell
It's that devil again. What a one-shot character. I know you can't resist the band names...
Comic #114- Ode to Embarrassment
See PHG, there's nothing wrong with you. It's them. (whistles)
Comic #115- The 1st annual Awards
Comic #111- Sphinx X
Mail is such an annoyance. E-mail's much better.
Comic #112- Webcomic About Video Games
This is great. Samus and Laura just talking about themselves... why we don't have that in our video games?
Comic #113- The Customer on Hell
It's that devil again. What a one-shot character. I know you can't resist the band names...
Comic #114- Ode to Embarrassment
See PHG, there's nothing wrong with you. It's them. (whistles)
Comic #115- The 1st annual Awards
Oh great, another award parody. This is like all awards distilled together. Oh, it supposed to be? Oh, good one then.
Comic #116- Constellation of Trolls
A boring way of life, I say. But everyone wants to be a star, you know...
Comic #117- Neo-Nazi Time Travelers
No one think of the inflation...
Comic #118- The New Apartment
Even Mongo have a inspiring moment...
Comic #119- Illegal to be a Jerk
Unfortunately the motion violate the First amendment... unless it goes to the supreme court.
Comic #120- Associations
Comic #116- Constellation of Trolls
A boring way of life, I say. But everyone wants to be a star, you know...
Comic #117- Neo-Nazi Time Travelers
No one think of the inflation...
Comic #118- The New Apartment
Even Mongo have a inspiring moment...
Comic #119- Illegal to be a Jerk
Unfortunately the motion violate the First amendment... unless it goes to the supreme court.
Comic #120- Associations
That's why hot girls shouldn't have a open lifestyle.
Comic #121- 1984-2009
da-duru-du-thru-thu-duru-dhu-thu-thu-du-du-du-du-dit....
Comic #122- This Apartment Earth
OH MY GOOOOD!!!!!! Sorry, I don't know what I got through.
Comic #123- Sphinx XI
"did you just determined the capital of Spain?" Best line ever.
Comic #124- Mr. Parsons
Wow, that was the most awesome angst-filled acid trip ever!
Comic #125- Down at the Beach
Annealise and PHG get along nicely, right? I heard some birds can dismantle cars, but this is...
Comic #126- The Future II
Fine self-perpetuating mess you got there...
Comic #127- If your brain was a person
Things in lowercase is for comic he's not proud of. He made some factual mistake here and there.
Comic #128- Down at the Used Car Lot
Oh, do I see a love line? Well thanks for the advice.
Comic #129- Down at the Supermarket
I see PHG, Mongo and Ethel is queuing nicely up there.
Comic #130- Sphinx XII
Comic #126- The Future II
Fine self-perpetuating mess you got there...
Comic #127- If your brain was a person
Things in lowercase is for comic he's not proud of. He made some factual mistake here and there.
Comic #128- Down at the Used Car Lot
Oh, do I see a love line? Well thanks for the advice.
Comic #129- Down at the Supermarket
I see PHG, Mongo and Ethel is queuing nicely up there.
Comic #130- Sphinx XII
Seems like the blue man from before believes in free will. I'll take a hearty laugh at that.
Comic #131- World's Worst Dating Service
The black female I believe is a recurring character, yes?
Comic #132- Halloween Costumes III
The water cycle looks fun. Getting more creative idea, eh?
Comic #133- Weird?
Some say it's the best comic, but I don't know... The kids in the theater is watching 'This American Life: The Movie"
Comic #134- The judge takes the bus
This one was too critical. Some like it, though.
Comic #135- The Date From Hell
Comic #131- World's Worst Dating Service
The black female I believe is a recurring character, yes?
Comic #132- Halloween Costumes III
The water cycle looks fun. Getting more creative idea, eh?
Comic #133- Weird?
Some say it's the best comic, but I don't know... The kids in the theater is watching 'This American Life: The Movie"
Comic #134- The judge takes the bus
This one was too critical. Some like it, though.
Comic #135- The Date From Hell
Samus's got nothing on this devil. Also, PHG cameo!
Comic #136- Shango the Atomic Cowgirl
Another forgotten anneal in History of Women
Comic #137- (why i like animals)
They don't care, that's what.
Comic #138- Christmas Eve in the Future
That might be the best story in an comic strip I ever read. Thank you.
Comic #139- Musical Wheres
First of the grand encompassing look at our culture.
Comic #140- Best Friend Forever
Comic #136- Shango the Atomic Cowgirl
Another forgotten anneal in History of Women
Comic #137- (why i like animals)
They don't care, that's what.
Comic #138- Christmas Eve in the Future
That might be the best story in an comic strip I ever read. Thank you.
Comic #139- Musical Wheres
First of the grand encompassing look at our culture.
Comic #140- Best Friend Forever
With friends, anything could happen! The ponies really should refocus their message...
Comic #141- Down at Table Six
I'm proud of PHG getting her life skills.
Comic #142- Shyness
Calculation of brains is measured in flops for nothing. (I know they don't but let's roll with it.)
Comic #143- Understanding Nuclear Weapons
People ranted on that one. I guess they don't want Winston to be Randall!
Comic #144- Little Signs
Annealise next meets Zoe Muggs for a nice conversation.
Comic #145- Sphinx XIII
Great to see the old sphinx is back! (PHG and Rob Zombie is appreciated, too.)
Comic #146- Too Many Supervillains
Comic #141- Down at Table Six
I'm proud of PHG getting her life skills.
Comic #142- Shyness
Calculation of brains is measured in flops for nothing. (I know they don't but let's roll with it.)
Comic #143- Understanding Nuclear Weapons
People ranted on that one. I guess they don't want Winston to be Randall!
Comic #144- Little Signs
Annealise next meets Zoe Muggs for a nice conversation.
Comic #145- Sphinx XIII
Great to see the old sphinx is back! (PHG and Rob Zombie is appreciated, too.)
Comic #146- Too Many Supervillains
Thacter and Reagan sitting in a tree K-I-L-L-I-N-G. I don't why I did that.
Comic #147- A Glimpse
True story, and it hurts so bad... Seriously, am I mental?
Comic #148- Over at the Airport
Oh, I know you do down at something but now you do over and does that fantasy thing again. I see. (By the way, rumor comes from the 60's and it was true. But then the fricking deregulation happened and... that's why most plane-goers are liberal.)
Comic #149- Interviews
Wasn't this great? Zoe Muggs at its best.
Comic #150- Down on 16th Street
Is this heaven? Interaction are perfect, little jokes are amusing and OMG the lesson is brilliant. I have tears.
Comic #147- A Glimpse
True story, and it hurts so bad... Seriously, am I mental?
Comic #148- Over at the Airport
Oh, I know you do down at something but now you do over and does that fantasy thing again. I see. (By the way, rumor comes from the 60's and it was true. But then the fricking deregulation happened and... that's why most plane-goers are liberal.)
Comic #149- Interviews
Wasn't this great? Zoe Muggs at its best.
Comic #150- Down on 16th Street
Is this heaven? Interaction are perfect, little jokes are amusing and OMG the lesson is brilliant. I have tears.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Golden age of the Critic Part 3
Rock-a-doodle: We finally come to the post-marobot eon of Nostalgia Critic. And today we have Don Bluth's 1990's craziness. Extreme Zoom-in! Narrator thinks a stupid thought. Bring on the sun is a crazy job even for a rooster named Chanticleer. Oh, it's a storybook. And the Narrator is still narrating? Well, storm of the century breaks the law of reality and Plummer role was great. Edmund is now a pooey? Anyway, Chanticleer does raise the sun and Owl sings. Giant Tree! Limited vocab later, we learn Owl's breath contains magical powers...
After a Mad libs and stern of bad acting, We find Chanticleer is now a Elvis impersonator. Wow. Song about anything? After all, it's a strange world of randomness. Family left, and owls sing again. Kiss him in the Pecker. Horrible song later, they get captured and escaped. Child is worse than Jake Lloyd. And this hallucinatory scene... Big Lipped Alligator Moment! Crow out of practice, magic breath, and a giant tornado. Edmund was a real boy and just a dream. Vicodin effect later, no exit? Odd movie, great movie.
Titanic - Animated Musical: From one horrible musical to another. It's a blatant rip-off, and this is weird. Rapping dog... Actual sinking with bad animation... still rowing. Flashback, yes and a Cinderella story too. Noah's Ark that is Titanic contain Mexican and weird accented mouse and what happened? Ahhhhhhh!!!!! A Rapping Dog! Go away! Go...(sobbing)... Sub plot and a detective... Dog voiced by Sam Elliott. What happened? Another sub-plot with a nanny? Lost a daughter? Ravishing? Spontaneous attraction... Then a girl lost a ball, and the destiny! Animals again? Random grunts are disturbing. Flashback? ADD scenes later... green gloves appear and disappears. Racist song later, and what? Here's the iceberg! Water with bucket! Non-trapped, Angelica gets a lifeboat and making faces? Really? Breaking window and saving a child, the boy finally is saved. What a contrivance! There's a body out there and oh, dolphins... least I won't see it. Oh how charming? There was a contrived ending? Destroy the image! CARDS!!!!!!!
Pagemaster- A boring stop before Moonwalker. Reading adventure... was it? Nothing is an anything. Ted Turner is a bad teacher and McCulkin is a typical 90's kid protagonist. I despised him already. Everyone now kills him... and a Lenin Lloyd? Adventure! Horror! I need a adult! And a sonic sez, oh god. Colorful ooze, evil reading rainbow! A Corporate tool, a journey and Patrick Stewart? Whoopi's underware? Not trying. Zuul! sorry. Horror is great. Leonard Nimoy? Give you acid? Radioactive Ape Muppet! Books! Books! Books!!! Weird lightening scheme... tossed aside. Laughing randomness. No interest. 90's songs to glance over. Exit is here! A dragon... that is boring. Funny line, eaten alive! Digest your book and a pagemaster. Ready to go, and the Pagemaster is... not great. Not good at all. Next!
Moonwalker- Ego trip of Micheal Jackson! World Peace start... picture of him performing...animations of him performing, Monty Python? Very humble... now a please shut up! New material of Bad by kids... hmmm... awkward conversation. Jackson wills it. Stop-motion puppet...it is a rabbit and this is crack,.. more dancing and to next segment... leave me alone? Train wreck and people trying to kill him. Perfectopia! Lost Ark? Drug dealers? Joe Pesci? Running... Running... Running... Shooting Star and a transformer!? Anyway, it all comes to smooth criminal music video. It's a great M/V. Even more than Thriller... I guess. Then here's the story. Oh great. Micheal Jackson is an alien robot! pretty images... Acme corporations products later Jackson leaves? Then Returns? Oh, Concert. Bunch of music video with no story to tell.
Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments- From one inflated hero to next. We have a top 11! Does the critic have a eye-liner? Too Young and Bland? Niagara Falls Kid? Immediate Death with the rip-off? Covers the child for the carriage? Bad Special Effect? Stupid glasses? Nuclear Man? Awful editing and Rube Goldberg? Broke the Waa-waa movie, and kissing of mind erasure? Richard Pryor? Spinning the Earth Backwards??? All the bad time and good time and... that depressing moment.
TMNT- Oh great, it's the Mako incident. Anyway, the review starts as opening narration calmly narrating the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and its... is this a video game? Central America. Okay... April is now a tomb raider? Name under the turtles? Turtles have a job now, too... we now missing a plot... Is this Watchmen? Cerebus Syndrome, much? And comes...Mako. Haaa.... up to the Villains and what? Ninja Turtle isn't... now they're fighting. Oh good. And complex scenes later, more fighting. And ladies a good night? What's that? Michelangelo... I couldn't care less. Now we play a video game. Cut scene and reconciliation, he's a good guy and this is confusing. An awkward trip later and sequel hook. Golden sand later, we fight again. What do we learn? Not much. Next. CGI is good, though. Commericials, oh it's the Melvin sketch.
Red Sonja- We get the Mako cleared. Anyway, to Red Sonja. Nielsen is Sonja, but Fairy Godmother comes and expositions. A reminder? Anyway to silly hats! Evil queen, too! Shittakes! Jump-cut! Gestapo guy... Put that cookie down (is funny) Music is out-of-place. Red Sonja is with Ewok Geisha? Singing swords of bugs bunny, you choose. Wise choice. Captain Obvious and Sonja goes off to the talisman. Surf Ninja is a spoiled brat. Named Prince Tard? Married to Princess Tard? Anyway to the candles and the long cut of walking to the throne, and what's this? Wow, subtle. Cross the Rhinos and tech some manner. Epic Fail... That looks so fake... save the day, Arnold! Continue with the dueling accents. I eat you, need a string? But that's Surf Ninjas... Only a model... it's you. Logo shout out! A way in! Weird trapdoor! Awful mouth-work! Jump cut like Gander! Stab her! To the candle room and horrible blue screen effect. Run away to what? Whatever, Bad but not terrible. Good review!
Short Circuit- This is the last one for this update. Next part will be done this week. Now to Saint No. 5 blowing stuff up. Indian stereotype and Steven Gootenburgh made this and does killing and stupid things.
Soul! Outside world is beautiful and bimbo. Parachute to safety, James Bot. Alien? Need input? Long movie? Input addiction! Ah, doi! Dialogue contrived. Morality hits hard! It's alive! He's funny? Sense make no sense. Wakes back up!? Lonely... You had me at soup. Mix between vibrator and man who can't get me pregnant. Brilliant. Reasoning with a joke, art of lying he has learned! Number 5 is blown up! Wha????/ Indian guy is hero for the next one. Con artist? Toy Factory and valuable Jewel, oh my? Lackluster career aside. Mr. Rodgers is so mean. Dominican Cuban Mexican, watch your my mouth. Droid is cracked. Accident-prone, isn't he? Improbable, too. Then comes God! I need an adult and a crush? 80's sitcom later, you're charming! No. 5 is a moron, this woman is a toymaker! Bleed! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Johnny 5! You animals! Most dramatic moment by a robot ever! I, Robot You, Dead... awesome!!! Sworn as an American? Well, a guilty pleasure. And a good pleasure of a review.
After a Mad libs and stern of bad acting, We find Chanticleer is now a Elvis impersonator. Wow. Song about anything? After all, it's a strange world of randomness. Family left, and owls sing again. Kiss him in the Pecker. Horrible song later, they get captured and escaped. Child is worse than Jake Lloyd. And this hallucinatory scene... Big Lipped Alligator Moment! Crow out of practice, magic breath, and a giant tornado. Edmund was a real boy and just a dream. Vicodin effect later, no exit? Odd movie, great movie.
Titanic - Animated Musical: From one horrible musical to another. It's a blatant rip-off, and this is weird. Rapping dog... Actual sinking with bad animation... still rowing. Flashback, yes and a Cinderella story too. Noah's Ark that is Titanic contain Mexican and weird accented mouse and what happened? Ahhhhhhh!!!!! A Rapping Dog! Go away! Go...(sobbing)... Sub plot and a detective... Dog voiced by Sam Elliott. What happened? Another sub-plot with a nanny? Lost a daughter? Ravishing? Spontaneous attraction... Then a girl lost a ball, and the destiny! Animals again? Random grunts are disturbing. Flashback? ADD scenes later... green gloves appear and disappears. Racist song later, and what? Here's the iceberg! Water with bucket! Non-trapped, Angelica gets a lifeboat and making faces? Really? Breaking window and saving a child, the boy finally is saved. What a contrivance! There's a body out there and oh, dolphins... least I won't see it. Oh how charming? There was a contrived ending? Destroy the image! CARDS!!!!!!!
Pagemaster- A boring stop before Moonwalker. Reading adventure... was it? Nothing is an anything. Ted Turner is a bad teacher and McCulkin is a typical 90's kid protagonist. I despised him already. Everyone now kills him... and a Lenin Lloyd? Adventure! Horror! I need a adult! And a sonic sez, oh god. Colorful ooze, evil reading rainbow! A Corporate tool, a journey and Patrick Stewart? Whoopi's underware? Not trying. Zuul! sorry. Horror is great. Leonard Nimoy? Give you acid? Radioactive Ape Muppet! Books! Books! Books!!! Weird lightening scheme... tossed aside. Laughing randomness. No interest. 90's songs to glance over. Exit is here! A dragon... that is boring. Funny line, eaten alive! Digest your book and a pagemaster. Ready to go, and the Pagemaster is... not great. Not good at all. Next!
Moonwalker- Ego trip of Micheal Jackson! World Peace start... picture of him performing...animations of him performing, Monty Python? Very humble... now a please shut up! New material of Bad by kids... hmmm... awkward conversation. Jackson wills it. Stop-motion puppet...it is a rabbit and this is crack,.. more dancing and to next segment... leave me alone? Train wreck and people trying to kill him. Perfectopia! Lost Ark? Drug dealers? Joe Pesci? Running... Running... Running... Shooting Star and a transformer!? Anyway, it all comes to smooth criminal music video. It's a great M/V. Even more than Thriller... I guess. Then here's the story. Oh great. Micheal Jackson is an alien robot! pretty images... Acme corporations products later Jackson leaves? Then Returns? Oh, Concert. Bunch of music video with no story to tell.
Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments- From one inflated hero to next. We have a top 11! Does the critic have a eye-liner? Too Young and Bland? Niagara Falls Kid? Immediate Death with the rip-off? Covers the child for the carriage? Bad Special Effect? Stupid glasses? Nuclear Man? Awful editing and Rube Goldberg? Broke the Waa-waa movie, and kissing of mind erasure? Richard Pryor? Spinning the Earth Backwards??? All the bad time and good time and... that depressing moment.
TMNT- Oh great, it's the Mako incident. Anyway, the review starts as opening narration calmly narrating the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and its... is this a video game? Central America. Okay... April is now a tomb raider? Name under the turtles? Turtles have a job now, too... we now missing a plot... Is this Watchmen? Cerebus Syndrome, much? And comes...Mako. Haaa.... up to the Villains and what? Ninja Turtle isn't... now they're fighting. Oh good. And complex scenes later, more fighting. And ladies a good night? What's that? Michelangelo... I couldn't care less. Now we play a video game. Cut scene and reconciliation, he's a good guy and this is confusing. An awkward trip later and sequel hook. Golden sand later, we fight again. What do we learn? Not much. Next. CGI is good, though. Commericials, oh it's the Melvin sketch.
Red Sonja- We get the Mako cleared. Anyway, to Red Sonja. Nielsen is Sonja, but Fairy Godmother comes and expositions. A reminder? Anyway to silly hats! Evil queen, too! Shittakes! Jump-cut! Gestapo guy... Put that cookie down (is funny) Music is out-of-place. Red Sonja is with Ewok Geisha? Singing swords of bugs bunny, you choose. Wise choice. Captain Obvious and Sonja goes off to the talisman. Surf Ninja is a spoiled brat. Named Prince Tard? Married to Princess Tard? Anyway to the candles and the long cut of walking to the throne, and what's this? Wow, subtle. Cross the Rhinos and tech some manner. Epic Fail... That looks so fake... save the day, Arnold! Continue with the dueling accents. I eat you, need a string? But that's Surf Ninjas... Only a model... it's you. Logo shout out! A way in! Weird trapdoor! Awful mouth-work! Jump cut like Gander! Stab her! To the candle room and horrible blue screen effect. Run away to what? Whatever, Bad but not terrible. Good review!
Short Circuit- This is the last one for this update. Next part will be done this week. Now to Saint No. 5 blowing stuff up. Indian stereotype and Steven Gootenburgh made this and does killing and stupid things.
Soul! Outside world is beautiful and bimbo. Parachute to safety, James Bot. Alien? Need input? Long movie? Input addiction! Ah, doi! Dialogue contrived. Morality hits hard! It's alive! He's funny? Sense make no sense. Wakes back up!? Lonely... You had me at soup. Mix between vibrator and man who can't get me pregnant. Brilliant. Reasoning with a joke, art of lying he has learned! Number 5 is blown up! Wha????/ Indian guy is hero for the next one. Con artist? Toy Factory and valuable Jewel, oh my? Lackluster career aside. Mr. Rodgers is so mean. Dominican Cuban Mexican, watch your my mouth. Droid is cracked. Accident-prone, isn't he? Improbable, too. Then comes God! I need an adult and a crush? 80's sitcom later, you're charming! No. 5 is a moron, this woman is a toymaker! Bleed! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Johnny 5! You animals! Most dramatic moment by a robot ever! I, Robot You, Dead... awesome!!! Sworn as an American? Well, a guilty pleasure. And a good pleasure of a review.
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