Thursday, August 20, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3: EPISODE 20 & 21

ALL RIGHT, Let's get this season over with!

RPG in a box! What a... idea. We're playing mice, cute!

Really clever and really adorable. Simple, too.

Shuffle for initiative! Tilda is the marker today... Flich in action.

I think movement is awkward but dice rolling is very horrible.

Mana feels subpar... some quick house rules. More terrible dice.

That rule is clever, though. Range and Melee confusion?

Bad mothering... and Flich is in danger! Room is done.

We're searching... not something you want to 'search'.

Moving on to the sewer. Go into the water... order and search.

Another house rules and we're slowly... defeating the roaches.

Off day??? Nice surge tactic. Page as difficulty is kind of confusing.

Rat has a quick day. THUNDERSQUEAK! Weird movement...

Dinner fork! Ramble mini-game. Verge of drowning...  lot of hearts.

Healer is the marker. Fishing hook is nice to have. Cheese the wheel???

Dagger in the tail!!! Totally survived... mostly...

Thursday, July 16, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3 - EPISODE 19

Hm, I'm getting ravenous for a new tabletop!!!

Let's troll... the heck of Wil!!! Bowie goes for it... THREE SIXES!!!

Set of fives... starting the ace game... wow, that's... weird.

Bowie always has this day sense of humor... Intriguing.

John get to the scoring business (I think we already played Tortoise and the Hare)

Wil scores points in a dice game??? John goes ahead. YOU MAY NOT?

Wil is in the lead???? Great joke... Wil versus John... Hale going for small games.

NOW WIL VERSUS JASON!!! Wait, rabbit is sleeping??? Dice Abuse... 12 pip process...

This is a serious problem guys... guys? One pip away. Every one is in the one game!!

I've in the one game... WHY IS WIL SO GOOD?!?!? Going back? Intervention?

Jason going big... John will drink... might win? How do you roll a three?

AND JOHN RUNS AWAY... and he gets a one!! Jason is so sad...

Now... SUSHI GO. Cutest dumpling... So many variety... counter! Perfect small game.

Momentum and passion... all strategy. Good chopsticks. John gets an one.

Nice nigiri game. Interesting. Sashimi is a long term risk but usually pays,

Getting to the pudding... 4 left. Maki game strong. Nice swoop... Keep the dumpling.

Oh. The simple cards... UGGGH... CHOPSTICKS OF SHAME. Jason leading after first.

Commit seppuku??? Good job. Pudding is always a sneaker. Chopstick is fun.

Taking a dumpling chance. I'M THE MAKI MAN!!! Dumpling play... Tempura risks...

Dumpling payoff... OH MY GODDD!!! Sharing the love... or Complete dumpling.

Good salmon. Jason is still in the lead. Pudding for series is really nice. More pudding.

Crazy maki fight... A FLUKE! Return of the kingmakers. WIL WON SUSHI GO!!!!!!

AND WE GET A WIL WIN!!!! Love your work... NOT EDIBLE?

IS this the first Wil win? I'm not sure. Thank you, John.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3 - EPISODE 18

Nice use of Spellsingers music... The Chase is better as a game shows.

Here's a deckbuilder for you! Wait for it...

LEGAL DISCLAIMER!!!! Now Marvel on! Ooh, feedback loop!

This was the most expensive episode, isn't it? Normal difficulty...

ACK! No Spiderman! Of course, Wil... Pull me up! Interesting.

Markplier with Magic and Marvel... Alliteration! Agent is for the males...

It's the mulligan card... The villains duo. Not doing very well...

Mark's childish but he has a deep voice that makes him more like dad than a child.

It's RECRUITMENT BREA! We already discussed it in... you didn't went to the meeting...

THIS IS NOT GOING WELL! SHIELD pusher? SHIELD insider trading... wow.

He is very structured! Surprising... Now with SHIELD intervention...

Allie just punches like crazy... Nobody likes you... Take the best card...

YOU NEVER WERE BETTER THAN MARIA... I can punch now... Excelsior!

I called two scheme, everybody gets a wounds! ALL PUNCHING! WOW 13 punches...

Everything is doing a lot... 15 punching is great!!! MARIA BETRAYS MARK!!!

We all win, but most point wins trophy... Of course, Allie wins.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3 - EPISODE 17

Go! (Trumpet blast!) Well, it's more a board game that my grandpa used to play...

New twist on a old game... I see. All about adjacency. TONS OF REPLAY!

He's wearing a suit... so much happiness. Yuri is very old... man, he looks 26.

The powers that be... large connecting settlements, little Ticket to Ride style...

Oh, here's the owl. He's just up the whole thing! So great...

Wil Wheaton, built for gaming. Crowdfunded arms... GET SOME MINING POINTS.

He loves a tux. Strip poker? Don't help him... suit is working!

Anything could happen. Want that ore. Wil Wheaton arm for sale...

BLOCK! DOUBLE BLOCK! Tara, Queen of the Desert. Inspector Gadget???

Here's the wall. Taken the black. MORE BLOCCCCKKK! Nice option.

Paul the Mountain King, so much the Starks. Greyjoy, so fun.

Giants and vampires... oh, that's why they want the ore OWN THE THEATER

And we move to the after dark section of the broadcast. Face-Off... Home Invasion?

Crazier the better... You show me the top and I'll go over it... inspiring.

Marked up the tree... sandwich is the face. Fear still live within...

Did a mafia thing in Monopoly... WHY DON'T WE HAVE THAT AS A RULE.

I thought it was 12... de javu? Yeah. Sunk the battleship and no option.

Now we end the game. He's in the Orc King? Yuri wins in Citizen. Well done!

Wait, you're not playing to win? Precursor to Diplomacy??? See, right cards.

Step it up with that $1,000,000 projects. Opponent were great.

Thursday, June 4, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3 - EPISODE 16

Love Letter and Coup! So many variations...

So simple, yet so elegant... burning cards and lets get the game started.

First blind guessing, high stakes... Early protection. GREAT JOKE!

Bad telepathy. Big accuse but no idea. Bad baron play. DOUBLE HANDMAIDEN!

Double priest and Fine guess. But Wil still won this round.

Second round, quick maid play... A impressive King play. Countess super play.

Felicia forgets to call directly. Wil forgot how to play. Rafi forgot the rules. So Benny wins.

Always plotting. Early Prince. He wishes... LITTLE DEVIL! Put the accusatory hand!

KING OR NOT KING? There's the maid. Another and WHAAAA? Benny princess win again!

Moving to Coup. Lie your anicent guts out.

One or two or pay seven for a coup. Assassin three coin to kill except countessa.

Duke can block two coins but is it really true??? Allying? Getting single coins and three for duke?

PURELY SCHOLARLY! ASSASSIN! Fool it? Fool you! AMAZING! NOT lying, Felicia.

Double bluff! Foreign aid... Veris and Littlefinger. GOT DUPED. Deep and rent free.

Not a duke. Ambassador can trade cards. Assassinate over here... New card for you.

Captain take two coins and cap and ambassador blocked. All assassins gone!

Double captain! Wil has only one role. SEVEN and a coup! Benny is out w/ countessa!

DOUBLE CAPTAIN and Wil is Rafi? Round TWO Rafi starts with three or lost a countessa.

Two dukes. Ready to coup! Benny stop talking. Here's a countessa... talk into a duke out.

Captain Captain. Wil cannot be that lucky. DUKE can't call bull. Ambassdor and Rafi out.

Feels nice to get out. Captain to captain... Benny bluff and Countessa gone. Swap out...

KILLS BENNY! Finally a captain. WIL is SO GOOD! STOP PLAYING!

Benny and Wil wins... LEGIT LOSS.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3 - EPISODE 15

PIRATES ARE FRIENDLY! VERY FRIENDLY!

Another pirate bluffing game? Higgs boson? TIMING!

Seth Green, Clare Grant, Karen Gillan SO MUCH BIG STARS!

Confident Clare... Interesting... Choose your booty!

Sly and Aggressive. Wil always get killed. Terrific for Karen!

Most... inefficient. I don't think so either. Stop giving rules!

PUNCH PUNCH! Barrel of... something. CURSES!

Essence of pirate... or Dr. Mr. Grandma. DAMN!

Love in the gallery. Burp? Husband death! Oh no.

Swarming in booty... Maps for sale... Piling curse mask... gone.

Vow broken... TAKE THE MAP, LASSIE!

Seth is rolling in booty. Pretty excited. Let's see the divorce paper.

Back to stupid sixthe graders. BEAUMONT, CALIFORNIA!

Great Wil impression. (LOSING HORNS) Random?

Great move... powerful. Captain??? OH NO THE MONKEY!

Ugh, captain. Swell. 23... sad. DESTROY HIM!

Foolproof? Take that, governor! Such a... NO SENSE! Goatee?

Critical... Clare's rage is high. Testing marriages. It's quite a match...

Wrong graphic! Weirdest... moving to last round. Villain move???

I think Wil will win... This is going to divorce. AWWWWWW!~!

Another evil Wil win? SIXTY-SEVEN?!? Argument in cat-speak.


Thursday, May 7, 2015

TABLETOP SEASON 3 - EPISODE 13 & 14

Interesting roleplaying game split into two parts. Second part below the brake.

Yes, it's Jenga + roleplay... which somehow becomes a spinoff...

1983 spring break... great graphics. Wil is the game master.

Bunch of loners on Saturday... Aging hippie? (I like the missing pieces)

(The greatest moment in TableTop) I just want to be a part of something!!!

Cool? Struggle... ANIMAL! First block... NOPE. Made you?

It's pretty stable. All going swimmingly... WE HAVE TO LEAVE!

For making a single... Guerney? The Swedish scream! (?) Top is more stable but obviously more wobbly and so it might fall in the aftershock... Night before full moon?!?

Let's get away, get away! You're now safety? 'The creature'? Emily paranoia...

I saw a pair of eyes. Messed up Pete. Dawn... FLARES! Radio? 1983 is cool.

That was great use of the radio. Wave at the Sessna. It could be alive...

We need to stay awake... THE MOON, THE MOON! Shadow on the canyon?

Huge creature... leaps on the canyon!!! Yes, let's stop here, too scary.