Antebellum NC Part 2

Superman: So here it comes again. Linkara is back and so am I for part 2. As Linkara steal and Nostalgia Critic un-steal it, we go through the crappy intro and corrupt investor to SPACE! Owl? TALKING IN SPACE! TIMING! Sub-plot and Rupert Murdoch? Fall in love with... Nuclear War! Teaching moment! Very sappy and unrealistic...one. Elders and a stupid plot point...BETRAYED! Paste-in flying scene + and the memory-erasing kiss? Cheap. Even the UN have to move to Metropolis! But before that, Goodbye Jeremy! Oh God... It's the UN scene... weird. Failure of the Politics! Lex and Jon Cryer, who should not be spoken. Physic go out the window as nuclear and hair strength becomes arbitrary to hedge clippers. Partly Cloudy is burning my eye! Sun= Nuclear bomb in this universe... strange. A man is borne in the Sun... now that's comedy! And speaking of comedy... actually never speak of comedy again. BLAM. Green villain! A burst? Struggle as you might. Wall-repairing abilities! Aging... and pointless moment. Don't make me yell... or I'll do an slo-mo fight! BREATHING IN SPACE! Moon is out of its orbit? Just... didn't want it enough. BAT CREDIT CARD! what? A good crossover....
Congo: Nostalgia Critic goes gorillas! What store... Lion King? Ah, Bruce Campbell. And the wife dying of cancer... oh wrong story, You took out my eye! After exposition, we see Not-Quite-Steve and his Not-Mr.-Ed seeing that Not-Mr.-Ed is drawing a Jungle. And Tim Curry. Tickle me? More weirdness... Tickle-Me-Amy is sick... Group of unlikely ragtag goes to Congo. New government? Tea party ruined, plane ruined, movie ruined. Call it off? Shouting at TV screen is a solution to everything. Mating season... Ack! Leech in... parts. Bruce Campbell is mostly dead or all dead. Draw an eye! Ferngully... Hungry Nugry Hippos! Whatever. Accent Orgasm! or a Tuna Barf! These gorilla are so gentle. and Hurt. So much Hurt. And a Laser Gun! NO control. Hey, where's my reception? Amy? Amy? Aaaaaammmmyyyyy? End.
Siskel and Ebert: Such lovely duos, mentioned few times here and best-loved critics. Began in 1975 and wow. 80's opening! Bad jokes intelligence. Burns aglore. Animaniacs and Critic. Congo is supposedly made to be funny...? I was frozen today! Oh, Siskel... replacement is not on par. And the Bad Joke... Roeper and Ebert sadly left and not much happen. Siskel and Ebert the people to be admired.
Judge Dredd: Ooooh... movie recently remade. Perfect timing! Clever segway into the movie. Rollover, always a bad sign. Rob Schinder? Off to a bad start. Stallion with a codpiece? Okay. Double Whammy... Lounge music. Spit out twenty years. Comedy moment. Fargo... TIMING! Two wire apart. I read the script. Sex hotline computer? Anyway, Dredd goes to prison with... Rob Schinder and Fargo(Ya) goes for the Long walk... Bad guys comes and go and Fargo is here for the plot point and dies. Lightning later, Rob Schinder uses annoy attack! Fire comes from the other side? What... crap blow up! Hot Asian scientist? Rob is dead! Law? Windows Vista... Liberty? Sunny day? Dead End... Cheese is pleasure. Muxical is actually planned...
Tank Girl: Again, a comic movie that suck... Lawrence of Arabia by a whiny girl. Drawing? Hook-up and drawing later. McDowell again? Smash and Aquafina is people. Drawing again? Flirt later, Blow up! And yak is gone. Witty comeback and Baywatch? Naomi Watts? Lesbian ki... drawing again? SHAFT! Miss... Cats... I was Frozen Today. Now that 's a reference. What is this? Vanilla Sky operation, pedophile and Crow dead. Sing? Um, where are we? Scrawny Starving Children Moment! Giant Kangaroo... with Ice-T? Waste later, roasting a hotdog? Rap? D... you know. Improvise! Parachute... not what... strings. And hologram face. good. Drowning Girl Cam happen more than once.? Happy Happy Joy Joy... this review.
Jack Frost: Christmas again. So, cheesy movie roll in. People like this? Oh well, that explains... Doug Walker in Entrepreneur Magazine... Back to Snow day? What is this Pete and Pete.? That's good! No? Still Jack Frost... No, he's not good. Just do it! Quality waste time. Yeah, that's... more filler later, Magic Harmonica. Oh, Batman. Awful Music and gig later, standard plot happens and he died or something? Cheer up, Charlie... plot point not seen. Filler... And... Snow Hurl! Creepy... Chained Superman with a Batman Head? More Filler! Why a snowman? Is it unoringinal? Why... Snow fight later, what? Endanger people's life. And a giant snowball. Oh good. Still dirty. Nice joke, there. Scare and no fun! Who knew? Hard time convincing there... Charlie? That reaction is beautiful. Cabin... okay. Hallmark again. Come on up! Things and Vicodin and beam me up, Scotty! Frank Capra and Scenery is good. And this review.
He-Man Christmas Special: Oh He-Man knock on the door again. Gay joke we abstain, purple is good. Yeah. Oh,Orco. Big Deal. Scotch Tape Belt and She-Ra. non-blowing space-breathing Earth? Is it the movie? Who are... whatever. Angel? Get out, religion! Technical plot later, pain! Monster and What is Unicorn smoking? Bubbles came here? Easy! What's the villain...um... anything about him is unknown. Oh it's Grinch. Eh,It's better most Christmas song out there. Frozen again. Oh my... Mega Man. Toy plug! Skeletor's Jewish? Huge Battle commence! Best line ever. Is he the Joker at the end? Review coming...
Christmas Top 11 Again: But not yet. 11- Elf is flat sometime but Ferrell is great. 10- Garfield Special has its charm. 9- Polar Express in 3D is just made classic. Book was better 8- Blackadder's Christmas Carol is the inverse Christmas Carol what a great concept! Only by Blackadder. 7-Gremlins is the unlikely Christmas movie for when Christmas feel cheesy. So watch it. 6- Nativity, of course. spirituality is a block but... I should has guessed Twilight director might make a good movie out of it. 5-Pinky and the Brain, what not to like. I like Invader Zim better, though. 4- All in the Family: Draft Dodger is for awkward at its max. Controversial but funny on the side. 3- Joyous Noel is of course a very heartwarming true story... I only saw an animated version but a great true story. 2-Snowman, a classic. 1- Die Hard is another unlikely Christmas movie but it works. The christmas spirit is there, and... you want to watch it. You WANT to watch it. So make this an excuse and watch it.
Star Wars Holiday Special: So, this is the last one and as we see... where are you going? Oh yes, Holiday Special did exist, though not by George Lucas but in canon. Stock footage and banter and of course Life Day. Chewbacca has a family? No subtitle? Absolute Torture. Now next scene... Is this the Opening Ceremony? Oh, Hamill... cooking show with and not gonna even... no. Sci-fi action! What is Life-day? Back to Wookie. Art Carney... oh god. WoW? Matrix! What is this? Get me out of here! Now C3PO and... whatever. Oh, stormtroopers. Good. Music video? Cartoon and where... whatever. Boba Fett's first appearance... yes. This is where Boba Fett came from. Instruction video? Yes. Every single step! Life on Tatooni(?) with Bea Arthur. This might be actually a Harvey Korman Special that had a Star Wars flavor. With Bea Arthur. When the plot disappears and Wookie Party?! Ohhhhhh... Of course we end with a song.
And we end with Santa Christ! Best character that Nostalgia Critic might have ever created.
Ernest Saves Christmas: Okay, one more. But, only because it's the last episode of 2009 and next episode is Schwarzenegger month and I'm excited. So here it goes. After complaining as always. Cola-Cola advert... misleading? Sultan as Santa? Awesome! Everyone has a Santa-o-Pun-meter, Critic. Name is fine. But the Cab game is marketable. Keep Christ? Oh Christ? Eye squiggle and throne of lies. Be famous... oh god. This is where the autism joke came in, I know Nostalgia Critic has bad taste in joke so I forgive for going too far. Sometime you have to take it there, I know. I have Assburgers. Anyway, the joke gone the plot dictates us the Charlie Jeff is the Santa Claus! And Bourdain is the villain. Oh good.  bada$$ Santa. Adopted a 80's chick! Pummel later, shoot first. Zuul! Children's Soul! Acid for blood... wow. Sack. Trapped in a heating system. Oh great. Government is stupid, 80's kid. Disguise again? Come to Santa! Sci-fi Christmas film. Idiot. How did you... No Thanks... Lollipop Guild... for David Lynch? Let ride the sieigh, miltary hates Jack Skeleton. We're the producer. We're the gods! Turn back the clock or hit Superman. Python end? Ernest is a guilty pleasure for everyone.