Wheezywaiter - A Very Wheezy Christmas

I still like Since You've Been Gone joke. I still love that SNOW! shirt. Did you know Craig has a sister? Her name is Melissa. Get Drunk never gets old. It's a nice simple holiday video.

Wheezywaiter - Swan Song

It's a turning point in Wheezy Waiter! Editing design... WAITER ON THE LAST DAY! And he's a big asshole... BIG BOWL! It's the place where Craig worked at! I really want to go there. Can't produce a blog... this is the absolute last and complete nonsense. HALLELUJAH!

Wheezywaiter - Two Craigs, One Birthday

Larry Craig. Oh god, first week of October is Creepy Man to doing creepy things! That's an appearance with Ashleigh. That probably wasn't an girlfriend. But he had previous ones.

Wheezywaiter - The Hood Interview

Huh, he looks... oh, that's not Craig! Beardlovers was fine. Why did you change it? WHY IS HIS FACE COLD! Music mashup is very 2007. He's still working, that's good. DANZIG! That's a good remix, I give it 5/7. Thanks for the... okay, maybe not that. That's a good face-mix!

Wheezywaiter - Butterball

Lamp be a lady tonight... because I'm single. TODAY IS BUTTERDAY! Not a terrorist or a robber? Triple danzig awards? That's some good butter stuff. Another basball movie? So gay. (I don't know?) Sexual throw... Craig's 140 throw? Tim says to eat a dick... so it is gay. Good pitching there.

Wheezywaiter - multi-split-city

Let's split a check. TWO-TOP... yes, you are very smart. Directly in half! Lizard people do tip the best. IQ of the Pre-Schooler... little ridiculous. YOU HAVE EIGHT TABLES! Just all the 17%... All the view and one of the cheese with the pickle. Hard to process. KISS... but don't kiss the waiter.

Wheezywaiter - Opera Sox

Doing some stand ups, indeed. And also the band! I think there's the first sound from them, right? Mere coincidence and ill-intention talk. One shift and... wait, are you talking about me? Am I a dust bunny? I mean people don't read this. I don't read this. I could be a Lame Duck. I mean I do apologize for a lot. Why are you editing a bar mitzvah? That was auto-corrected to Mitzi. WTF is going...

Wheezywaiter - Wheezy Western

God, he's so... young. Monolithic tea? Unbridled conversation and chocolate chip cookie!!! LET'S SHOOT WITH SOME FAKE GUNS! That car going past seems familiar. THE BEST! THE BEST! Oh, you got shot again. Always double tap... and bring some clones. That's some good editing.

Wheezywaiter - the screen test

IT'S OZARK COUSINS WEEK? Very lazy with the... all right, it's ten year. That's Ryan! DANZIG!!! I wonder how many people in the audience are still friends with Craig? I mean we have very young looking Matt Weber, and obviously Ryan was the winner... but the rest, who knows? Window is pretty good at assisting. Download that rock album, it's not bad. Movie is... also okay. Here's SAM GRANT! Moving performance? Do not read the actions... please? That's Sam for you. Almost got the role too... Apartment looks a little empty. Throwing stuff? Yeah! Uncanny ability, indeed and interesting origin story, too. Why wasn't he part of the... maybe in the original treatment.

Wheezywaiter - lost in trainsnathan

That was interesting intro, who the eff are you indeed. OH, he's the winner of the contest... I really love the creativity of this man... I mean I guess that's why he won the contest! He won a useless key. I hope he still has it somewhere. Just go back home, you got what you wanted... Looking vanilla? Iraq, I heard of that place. He got piss! That's pretty cool. FLACCID! TEACHING? I do also like kids. Staff Sergeant? That's pretty high... also that pole jumping was also high. One of my favorite videos.

WheezyWaiter - moth gum

Under attacks by moths. Getting along... by killing it. Nice outtakes. Paid for something that you like? Well, better get used to it. GUM GUM GUM GUM GUM! WITH A KICK! (actually a punch) Craig tells the world by chewing... going out and throwing cold ones. Cover up your bad lifestyle choices... that's the best recourse. That's some editing. I mean the smile is something...

Wheezywaiter - Chips and Salsa

WHAAAA? Is that an INTRO? It's the first INTRO! It's just chips and salsa. But that's what the video is about. Wheezy is quite stationary, though. OOH, hair cut! Look at all the clones... OH, THAT'S THE UPSIDE DOWN CLONE! I can believe he's still here over ten years later. 4th season? Jeez. That's some good beats. Woo, sweeping. There's that simple outro as well. Good times.

Wheezywaiter - Barack Around the Block

Well, Craig seems a little clumsy, but I think he'll be back in good shape, soon. GROIN MUSCLE. That makes me feel better. It's all new stuff. Wow, Obama meeting with people who doesn't agree with? He did do that a lot in his presidency. SMELLY BULLSHIT? Danzig! Save the whales??? STREET MONTH? Is that a thing in Chicago. I should visit Augusta Blvd, someday.

Wheezywaiter - teaser

I mean, it's only ten seconds. This is... just... I mean, there's a clone, that's cool... um, bye?

Wheezywaiter - nepotistic baseballistic missile

LOOK AT THAT SPECIAL EFFECTS! Thanks mom and dad! See I told you, young Kubrick. Apple bosom? Gecko Prison? I know it's Jim Belushi? Brewers... I don't they got close? Cone vendetta. Hindeburg? GET DRUNK!!! YES THAT'S THE BEGINNING! Zero comments... wow.

Wheezywaiter - Wheezy warden?

Craig looks like... I don't know, I seen him somewhere... Double Shift... that's a quite a shift? OW! Talking to a mirror? Crazy... That's a weird burp. Tired gust of sleepiness of the working man?

Wheezywaiter - doctor doctor

Taking the camera and going to a field trip... TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE! Pain in the side? You must be laughing too much. HELP! You won't get help, ever. Stay tuned??? Tape and urine... Desserts are usually eaten while ambling? Just a muscle spasm. I really like this song. More of this, please.

Wheezywaiter - That'll be Costenya

Waiting table is... well, there's the WHOLE INTERNET! Okay, call him? Nice REM reference. Ryan's camera... That's the Wolff sign. Oh, this is the 2007 version of Patreon. Sponsorship?

Wheezywaiter - Verbal Tip

Wow, that full shot of Craig was... unnatural. Did Craig got shorter over the years? He kind of looks like young Stanley Kubrick? Oh, don't swear! No, that's for Platoon of Power Squadron. Being nice, and tipping. He does like rubbing his nipple. Thanks for the compliment. Friendship?

Wheezywaiter - Holiday Road!

Thanks for that subtle plug, Craig. Never would I guessed it. New and improved beard with fake British accent. This is the best accent, though. Stick by close friend. Six Flags is pretty good, I guess. Feeling giddy, indeed. Early 90's party... Nice use of Wonderwall, and there's SAM! Nice pun.

Wheezywaiter - Vega Genesis

So, this is the Golden Episode... strange he doesn't count Flip-Flop because it's included in other anniversaries, but of course, I'm not sure... Have I ever counted right? Thanks, Suzanne Vega... Yes, I know the song, seriously, don't play it! What's with the clone dance? Thanks, Matt Weber!

Wheezywaiter - Cap'n crunch time

Good tippers! Since you've been gone in Chicago? Working a double shift. Yeah, this. Start working!

Wheezywaiter - To Friends

A Friday celebration! Speed in the creed! 307! That's great! We need a drink post and C & S Song! Writing naked? That's what I am, right now! That's so prescient! A song is appreciated. Ooh, electric!

Wheezywaiter - the day after yesterday

I love the snarky behavior with the audience. That's so unlike Wheezy I know and that's... so great. They just sit there and be hilarious. You have no idea. Good time, apparently. That's a lot of drinks... Make some funny faces... that's pretty good. Pretty frantic version of the segment outro.

Wheezywaiter - Ian-dence Day

Maybe I'm misunderstanding this. Looks like his beard is getting better. Danzig. Barbecutest!

Wheezywaiter - Krang Time

Watching a baseball, and editing this sequence? Waiting a table, sure. Watching Matt Lauer...  Benevolent power, oh no. I do agree about the clam chowder opinion at the end there.

Wheezywaiter - Peacockula

ONE HOUR! THIS IS A CHALLENGE! Checking the news! Peacock vampire... so hilarious! Philosophy... it is obsolete, why till 1983? That's some good outtakes in the end there.

Wheezywaiter - Late Night Flip Flop

Looks who's flip flopping like a sardine! Get a stand... or least a beard! Sorry. I rescind this post.

Wheezywaiter - Roller Coaster of Rent

OMG WHEEZY HAS MADE IT THROUGH 20 videos. Well, we're now 1300 videos or so, maybe bit premature, but we can never know, so... Craig is in a rollercoaster? Unresponsive customers. Lick my balls... bigger dicks, seriously, getting dirty here. THANKS, RYAN! Wait, that's David! There are zero songs, because Wheezy people are not creative. Getting married, hooray! Missed you, guys.

Wheezywaiter - Too Nate Too Furious

THAT'S WHERE IT COMES FROM! WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY BEARDLOVERS! Beard is going to better? Okay! Reading the cue cards? SO LOL IN FACE, DANZIG? Chips and Salsa? SERIOUS TIME? Tipping!!! Cheap or foreign! Arresting junk... is rare. Nate in the apartment. The NATE I WORK. Denver? Bird-kisser? Sustenance in helium? I'm THE ONE who gets the drinks!!!!! Kicked out of your own apartments... I HAVE ASTHMA, GET DRUNK! Oh, he can't wink.

Wheezywaiter - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Room

YOU HAD ME GOING! I can quit whenever... man, that's sucks. Required acceptance of everyone. Indiana movie... and Lucas has not changed his mind. None so at all. Back to the retirement movie? Nice use of Veronica Mars DVD set. Housekeeping... Kelly Clarkson? Oh no.Yes, beard still gone.

Wheezywaiter - Sippin' Larson and Juice

Man, beardless Craig is depressing. Geez, that was the darkest Wheezy movie by far. Yeah... Geez.

Wheezywaiter - Beard Science

Those beard jokes are on fire! We both have... wait, WHAT I HAVE WROUGHT! Go get drunk... Grown-up? He's so cute! He's you from the future? Seriously! This sacrifice is too much for me.

Wheezywaiter - Good Morning

Oh, drinking coffee, I see. I can't read my mind either. DAY OFF. SONG! Little German to me. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT! Don't drop the salsa onto the table... that's not good.

Wheezywaiter - when nate met sally

I, on the other hand, is ready for a fivesome. Watching about movies... Absolute kind of exhaustion. Sally the tripod, a long used implement in Wheezywaiter. On my face. Nates I know. I like the piano sound... it's Bartley, by the way. Keith Moon banged this pot. THE ORIGINAL NATE! That's cool. Refills are free in Wheezy's house, but only in his original house. He invented asthma! Jerk.

Wheezywaiter - The Fountain

CRAIG IS FILMING A MOVIE? Yeah, it's called Ozark Cousins. It's somewhere. It's like a concept album. GOT DRUNK! One: Drink! Fountain jump? Nice Jackass reference. Thanks, Ryan Wolff.

Wheezywaiter - Corner Store

Drop the 'the', it's not professional. It is a nice shirt. HOUSEKEEPING! Eat the star segment, est it like the cosmos. Diplomatic Libra! Beard series, I mean that's taken over, really. Putting clothes and getting some... CHIPS AND SALSA! That's hot. We're now at the corner store. JB is weird.

Wheezywaiter - Home

WHERE'S YOU GO? Excited to get home. Riveting conversation. Very Hank-like... like DFTBA? First sighting of mom and dad! Nice pause. Lake Wisconsin! Light show? Photobooth... seriously? Car bouncers? F*** Rick and Andre. Reminded of childbirth. Fragments. Nice fourth wall joke.

Wheezywaiter - Since you've been trained

It's been a long week... trainee/nipple! Here's a nipple? NO COMPUTER TRICKERY! Blogger? Demerit? $300, it all goes to the trainer! I don't care about that... he's not a bachelor! Not caring at all. SUMMER TOUR CANCELLED?!?! Aw shucks. Look at him training! That is really bad.

Wheezywaiter - Leave it to cleavage

Ladies' night??? What is she saying. They never did. Knee-deep in nipples. Wow. Benzine T-Shirt? Ashleigh? Pay the rent? or Nipple? He used hotmail? I hope that's not still there. That's why he got bald. Hello, JB! Like getting wet today. Nice breast joke. You should keep that from Chyna... Heart? Chess in the refrigerator, just so weird. Good way to conclude... dessert? Just wink!

Wheezywaiter - Makin' Whoopi

Wedensday the 13th!!! Cleaning up the poop! CHIPS AND SALSA! Sting is so renowned. Non-professional actors and rocking out. Nice inclusion of Orson Welles. That's a weird clone.

Wheezywaiter - Rock Show!

All right, it's a quick video, because Wheezy is also a rock star. Nice use of Avril Lavigne. First appearance of Mom, well, it's a self-mom. Benzine shirt is so cool, isn't it? Is the email still good?

Wheezywaiter - Slap!

Oh the pants joke. That's beautiful. That's why Craig first ran away from Chyna when they first met. But then Chyna chased him and the rest is history. LONELINESS! Ooh, aah, Biff from the future? Counting, nice! GET DRUNK! I mean Slap is a thing now. Look at that cinematography! Director's commentary. Amazing. Of course, this will be expanded soon. Waves of Normandy? You shouldn't swear. Thanks, Lars. Also who's Ashleigh? NICE WINK AT THE END! Good finish.

Wheezywaiter - i have it

This is the first time that Craig has been naked. It will not be the last time. Sly promotion of the band, if you didn't notice. Is that his happy dance? I didn't know Craig was a never-nude, but he was undressed... First outside shoot, I think I know this place. Look at camera. WHAT'S A JOKE. There's the wikipedia, not the first time I think. I GET IT... wait? Craig used to do covers? Lip-syncs? I love the spinning part, which probably is the customer and waiter spinning in night. COMMENTS!

Wheezywaiter - The duchess and the dirtwater fox

I really like the intro. I wish I could say more, but it's not important. Wheezy Waiter... well, let's say Craig is heavily impressed by Ze Frank, hence old YouTube (and current YouTube) tend to deal with news, although it's was more jokey than the serious nature of today. Nice use of Mike Judge. What is the DANZIG! Sorry to waste your time, indeed. But it's a nice branch from his more personal videos.

Wheezywaiter - Feelin' lazy

One of the more over-looked element in Wheezy Waiter is him being outside and shouting something while the camera is inside and so it symbolizes 'local neighbor' or some form of 'vox populi'.I think it's a such time-consuming. Donald joke... Donald Rumsfeld, that is! There's few Donald that are worth salvaging, of course Craig being one of them. (It's a POPS joke)  DANZIG! There's Veronica Mars... I don't why I pointed out. I don't think Chyna is... well, you won't know about her until 2011, so that will be a long time. This is a good song, by the way.

Wheezywaiter - The Chum

I just... look how good the first minute is. Look how he recognizes the the fault of his production. Seriously, if it were the production quality, you'll probably think this was a normal video! Look at doing the waiter thing, it's so well done. The cloning. Just 'the places'! And the ending wink. I mean what could I say, it's a succinct action-filled 2nd vlog. No one could say that. Only Craig Benzine.

WheezyWaiter - you make me feel so dumb

WELCOME TO ANOTHER 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY REWIND SERIES!!!!! Yes, it's the ten year anniversary of Wheezy Waiter. Now, this is will be in 'messy' style, akin to the Vlogbrothers. My Goal here is to demonstrate just how good Wheezy Waiter is. I'm going to say 99% of Craig's videos are good, it's might be more than 99%, because I'm not sure there's aren't 12 videos in this channels that I would consider bad and boring. And there are 1200 videos! Consider this one minute video. 99% of all YouTuber's first video is bad. Really, really bad. No one just comes up and hits a home run! Unless your name is Wheezy Waiter. I mean look at the dialogue, the cinematography, the JOKES! You make me feel so dumb, on account how awesome, you are! This is a journey that will only go up. So, strap your seats and be ready for the clones and eagles and coffee... let's go!

Last Week - March

Last Week I Was SO ANGRY (February 27th - March 5th)
Monday - Restart! It failed again. Not a fan. Look at that angry Tom! Calmed down. Burning feeling of anger... it's the coal within you. That's the main reason. Burning fire... Those were words? Probably? Oh, little willy. Rebecca Sugar is a naughty person.
Tuesday - PANCAKE DAY! Good at getting bullied. It won't flush. Stand up and leave... Fill the darkness with the light. OH NO! NO! Talented musician. Going through the mail. So UPSET! Custom made... Mail Time! Why are you... oh it's Colbert. Justified Hype! Social zeitgeist, ongoing survival (Walking Dead plays) full and happy life. You are cute. Join and be insufferable. Let's massive doubt ourselves. Pancake broken.
Wednesday - Definite Eddsworld Legacy poster. Unlicensed game... fun and with love. They respond and say yes. Hard on the body and mind.
Thursday - Camera loves Eddie! Talking about next week. Excited for the vlog and Crash Zoom, that's when we quit. That thing, part of a program... Good stuff. Creepy.
Friday - Bit of bad news. Developer ran away... Shooting vlogs about mainstream media. Dog in the bathroom, exciting time. Doobadidoo! Nice Zelda sound. Ordered. DAN HOWELL TWEETED AT ME! THEY ARE COMING! Run... or embrace the masses.
Saturday - Weight loss is going well? Dog! Dad's house clan. Hitting act 3. Magical moment. BIG ASS BEE! It's Teach, not each! That is the level of gaslighting??? Young fan recognized. Not what it normally looks like. Back to writing. Leaking spoilers. 10,000 pounds?
Sunday - Chloe, just a right amount of rain. White dude confusion? Wanted to water... legally water. Bubble because Chloe. Do a signing? Don't brag your home. Milkshake, wait? Supposedly to be the worst line? Chloe got nothing. Wanna fight... HERE WE GO! Schadenfreude!

Last Week I Lost My Integrity (March 6th - March 12th)
Monday - The horrible supplement. Poem from Tom, age 11. That's lot of catharsis in that poem. That's the soundscape. Already turned into a song. Such a lovely art. Subscribe to... OH NO! Just nah. Too scary to relay. Poorly written film. Calm down omelette. It's nice.
Tuesday - How do guide dogs work? Maybe you should ask a guide dog. Replacing phone... Dab? We'll all miss him. Zach the doggo. Not the frame. In-shape and outgoing? Talking to the kind viewers of Last Week... without trousers? Doesn't feel like it. Nice work and SHAME, ethereal beauty justice! Prewind the bag! I refuse to be in...
Wednesday - Look at that price. Love water. Needle warning. That's a bear. It's coming around. Cool concept, but narrative is gibberish. Do not understand Asian storytelling. Of course, Last Unicorn is Charlie's favorite movie. Oh, Tom. You Cutie.
Thursday - That's pretty bad. Writing scripts. Very dark day. Holiday to Rome. Classical music... pretty apt music choice there. Inspiration and moving and... they don't. Illustrated Tomee Bear... Ten minute excitement. Queries about YouTube. He finally has found creative integrity! THE MOVIE IS COMING SOON! Stubbed toe. Todd is struggling. Scream for me! Put in the order and then in the book, lifetimes worth of memories. There's Zoella.
Friday - Mad on Amazon. Slightly pitched down. Complete sincere. Scrapped week 4 is having very very soon! That's some scrapped video. People are awesome... ALL RIGHT! Very very disappointed with the quality of the sewage, I'm surprised, don't they know. Comedy that is all about safe space, that seems like a paradox to me? No, it's not.
Saturday - Tightly and meticulously scripted. More video like this COMING SOON! Adding little caption to... oh no. AN EMPTY PAGE! The secret address is REVEALED! Don't send me a scripts. That's way out of the question. Don't even like his scripts...
Sunday - Spring is like Winter. Family is playing but not the kid. I do very much look like myself. ANDY RIVAL! Good at socializing. This is very hard. It delivers! Robot returns.

Last Week We Got BIG News (March 13th - March 19th)
Monday - New font, new song and a cold open! Hit stop! Poor Eddie came early. That's a CLEAR DOWNWARD SLOPE. Picking buzzwords. The anger comes from inside? Actual people who watched this? Interesting. I trusted you??? Cleaning up? It's Charlie! Drawer work? Not such an handsome distraction. Can you handle it? SO ROUGH, wheels off chairs. Get Out reviewer. Movie Geek Suk... wait? What a great film. Lit Cheers.
Tuesday - People seem to like it. Here's ten pound. Tom is early??? Jeremiah McDonald, see almost every viral hit has a background. Gigantic tax bill. This is not more efficient. I got problems. Another batch of mails. Two dollar bills. Ooh! This is mine. Little scripts. Strangest package. That's weird batch of mail. Comparing is not good. That's my foot!
Wednesday - I mean... that's not... that's a wrong unit. Pre-stamped? Stop locking door. Pretty poster. Pretty cool divider. We have back-up. That effect. THERE'S A BABY! Busting a nut and baby is coming. Whose pregnant? Touch me...
Thursday - Mari-Anne returns. Dolan... and there's a butt? Audio is obsolete. That's a fan poster? Making music? That's Draft one. In the interrogation one. That's love. They hate us. Lending the guns and then Crash Zoom returns. Six month race.
Friday - Lastie? Little bit pressed? Oh depressed. Sponsor deal? We miss you? What's changed. Efficient system. I lean forward? Working in favor. Truth and justice.
Saturday - Well look, it's a staple of Last Week. Long haul depression sleep. you have to be lazy slob. Submitted sketched. I hope it's good! Pretty good.
Sunday - Beginning of the day, as in past 10pm. No starving. GIVE THE Q'S! Thanks, Justine! YouTube Talent managers. Kill the rapists. Free time? Work with friends... Right into a nerve! LOSING WEIGHT! Writing advice, thank you. Start. BBC3 show. Oooh, online dating, secretly be a fan, very careful. Just a wave. White whale once again. Independent. Both.

Last Week I Died (March 20th - March 26th)
Monday - This is Last Week #52. Bustling fandom... just kidding. Few minutes... I was dead. None of those things. There's the frog. I'll live with this. Singing along. THERE IT IS! Destroy Iron Fist, people who watch and you destroy. I completely disagree. You like Iron Fist more than Luke Cage? RACIST. Destroyed in transit. You were five... creepy. Kill the bag. Suffering scripts. Thank you to James... We got for duct tape.
Tuesday - Spots never stop. SourceFed: End of an institution. Me dying? Reliable channel of content... I was content. Putting socks on. Little bit of sizzle. Comic is back on production. Working hard. Fat body is comedy genius. Chloe is voicing. LIVE REACTION! Me as pool guy shirt. Pregnancy... made of... That kind of boyfriend. Weeklings!!!
Wednesday - Special screening, deleted scene? Let me... forbidden and barren! So much work. It belongs there. NO ZOELLA! That's not good. Awful violent creatures.
Thursday - Avoiding experience. Delivering a sofa. Completely same. Good at socializing. Sofa party. Important art. Yes... no. He's the real deal. Talking about Star Wars. I'm sorry fellow. Tall Charlie? She's very insecure. Vlog debut. It's not scary. Filmed a video. She picks up! NOW WE'RE GOING TO SCAN... oh, we killed him. Again.
Friday - Good morning song. Things are taking longer .We have extra week, reached out... That's going to be everything. Speaks for itself. Imager? Im-gur is good. Big professional busboy. I appreciate it. Bookmark? Kind of complicated thing. Very much no. Tyrannical moderator. Cool letter. Let the good time roll. Last ten people... he said it... in Last Week.
Saturday - Time of my life. Gareth returns? Windchimes. Cemetery vlog? Lasting auras? So it goes? Five year anniversary. Biggest pain. So serene. Home of the Fratocrats. There's lost Santa! He's like that hard. There's little boy. I can't play this. Broken hands. Destroyed property!
Sunday - Mother's day? To become Mother again. Dignity? More tech support. More artwork. Mother's pretentiousness rubbed off. Here's the sketch! Confused?

That's it... That's the year. And one more, in case I extend this for a second year. If not...

Last Week I Beeped Like A Sheep (March 27th - April 2nd)
Monday - I can't sleep. Fanfiction... absence. Baby punch sound. Making all green. It's all color coded, very straight forward. Outside Skitch. That's where the guns here. ALL ENTICING, Making other changes? Catching up to Elliott? Thor is back. Poor taste... dead don't care? Obnoxious vlogger? There were no spirits? If John did it, it's okay.
Tuesday - Taking a sick day? Best show on TV? Working on comic. Conveying the illness. Heaviest comics... there's audio stuff. Oh look, sexy boy? ULCERS
Wednesday - Going back to the start??? Twelve-year-olds complaining. It's all done. Tom does know, don't ask him! Works out fine? Convention and merch sales... conversion rate is bad. Very weak pounds, jacking prices. How does this affects you? He wants his lemons. Echo. Temper has been awakened. That's... there the end. Filming the sketch again! Slow boring day... free vacation? No one can't help you. Not putting work. That's another script. No more movie. Oddly. NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE THE FINALE COMES ON THAT DAY! Brilliant! Unlike Charlie's Hair, Jack never changes... When will the Pizza Guy return from the war?
Thursday - Charlie's birthday? Important gift. Decreases in critical thinking, Last Week shirt. Fashion sense out of hand. What's he thinking. We found the bondage section? GOOD DOG BOY! No one has... don't make it so depressing. I think it's romantic.
Friday - Hmm. Alice is working. Dead plants? Here we go? Alice looks like Alivia? Screaming for Help! This is normal volume. Always leaves through the window. He's gone. Asfdmovie? Longest jokes. It me! Minor lines, change the angles. Here we go. Best animator in the world. Bare minimum jokes. Removed. Mix-tapes. IT'S FINE! He's home and ready for bed.
Saturday - Polar opposite... Louise... Louise... in the end, brand might be different, but the personality is pretty similar. Did you really... yes. It's done. I appreciate. Making joke work. Petty changes to becoming everything. What do you... what? Edd's story.
Sunday - Dealing with infringement. Complete collection is my views! Take it down! Elliott has improved? All the good stuff is there. Anyone can't do this! Good shirts.

Last Week - February

Last Week I Made A Million (January 30th - February 5th)
Monday - Week begins... Tom, the professional. Feel sick. Tom is very marry happy. Good angle and hi! Get out of my office. Chocolate bunny. It's a good shirt! Currently exporting. That's where the last two line... Nerf baseball. This is genetically inappropriate.
Tuesday - That is important to old... New sketch to production. Trying Crash Zoom? Tom gets nice. The OA review, cool but confused is a good one line review.
Wednesday - Custom urn, weighing the urn. Mail vlog and full edit. It's on the back? WHY! Take them work. Flat cap, northern thing. Danish voice actors. Danish is reverse English. No memory of the formula. Eddsworld confusion.
Thursday - Blood test! Tom is very hungry. Tom looks cute. SAVE ME! Tom plays every day. No Ball Games... broken tree? Nearly 20 stones!
Friday - Healthy Greggs. Nice cutaways. They weren't descended. Hi, Theresa May! Fifty-two minutes. JUSTINE RETURNS! Walking. Almost 4000 miles. Going through grief. Four packages. Thanks everyone. How many makers? Round two, pom poms. I paid her back. Robots, watching this. All the Bee Movie stuff... Clever hat. Firm maybe. Struggling the title. Pun help. Charlie has the best pun now. Blown job? Don't know what to do. New look? Hit feels.
Saturday - Just a memory... Back in Utah? Left some chicken. Cookies! Webcomic thing? Not impressed. Skateboard graveyard. Guess I need this. Roast Chicken Dance. PIKAMAN? Enjoying all the flavors. Stop hiccuping, threats help. NO!
Sunday - Dash is a good fox. Lot of sleeping. Returning Scrapped. Stories that go wrong. That makes me happy. BRAGGING ON TWITTER. How did happen? Returning to the diet. Final Supper, for reals... All the jokes are written. Tanking? Day wasted.

Last Week I Dropped My Baby (February 6th - February 12th)
Monday - Here we go again! Oh no! He's Jet lag? The same image, one is flipped. Slowly dying. Blood test... once again! Dab and scream! Eddie made comics before... Burn it! Fresh meme. Old tips and tricks. Almost bearable. Realities of a 5'9".
Tuesday - Supplements! Firing Squad. Dumb Employed. Worst puns. Ooh! Progress. Camera is dying. This is only seven months. Fill your warranty... Oh... stuck. Taking blood again. Vein collapsed! Vampire proof. Cook the stew. Interesting inserts.
Wednesday - Raspberries. Meat is close. All that pic... That's hard. Nice thumbnail. That's my face. Drop camera one last time. Confident again. Carps & Angsty Manatee. Get off!
Thursday - Hat is back. That's... someone. That's a video. Lot more info. Very... something! There's no Tomee there. Good film-making. Millie! Uggo! Too erotic.
Friday - Eddie's reaction. Ketosis diet... no, Tom, no! Too far away. Try again! New camera! So excited for teeth. Montage scene? Cool. Eddie dab. Lowering quality. Camera is weird. Struggling but trusted actors. What the world needs.
Saturday - MORE COFFEE! Don't do that? Die meme free. Less interesting. He's dead. Cute and fun. Lego Batman Movie 10/5... wow.
Sunday - Random Surge. Ton of lure. Fan interaction. Clean my house or be sit of my self. Weird sounds. Funny and sad. We got it! Harassing Sammy. Good piece.

Last Week We Went Hunting (February 13th - February 19th)
Monday - Rough relationship. Little bit disingenuous. Having fold. More blood test. He's not happy. No cheating, too. Like real filmmaker. Nailed it. Have a good Valentines... with your wife? He knows. PUSH THE WINDOW! Wrong car. NOT FUN! Cooking vegetable. Living in a Dystopian Movie. Watching... pay for our... FREE TRIAL. No permanence.
Tuesday - Real bad comments. Crumbling? That comes later. Tragic firing. Colored pencil? Now you have pens. Primo pens. Romantic meal. Send help? Hmm... Mario Kart!
Wednesday - THERE'S NO POKEMON! Sammy is asleep. Coming for you! No flow. Guest week group photo. Still... Staged moment. Going across. Fixing Chloe! BIG CLOCK!
Thursday - He drew me. Really cool. NOTICE ME! Double vlogging! Oh no. NEW BLACK SLEEVELESS HOODIE! Too excited. Very facebook. Adding sexes. FRESH! STUDY THE Marks. Ambulance. There we go!!! Marxism...? Elliott wins. Here we go!
Friday - Pokemon sabotage. Expired passport. Gotta be... great! Huge Jackedman. We're lost now. Living vicariously. Pew Pew!
Saturday - Lousy temper. Tom is in Hulk mode? Friend... what CP? People don't die on Saturday. Thoroughly renewable. Montage. Art vlog. All pieces, my piece. Awful.
Sunday - Good old pokewalk. Is there Muslims!! That's cool. Let's murder? Focus.

Last Week I Lost My Marbles (February 20th - February 26th)
Monday - Renewing passport. Crying over laughter. I was wondering what was that... Nice reference there. Look at that... Missing? Return to Spy Guys. Five hard drives of worth. Quite sick. 145 photograph, resized optimized and ready to print.  Scanned. Is he dead?
Tuesday - Self-respect overrated. Let's do a vlog. I feel great! Reference returns. Very rare turn of the event. Stop looking at me. Few pounds. Attack does not feel good. Vlog has security and safety! PLEASE TAKE ME HOME! Pasta sauce? Let's build a wardrobe! Going down the stairs. All problems can be solved with wine... not building wardrobes.
Wednesday - Data analysis. Two-book deal? There needs to be another? Really fun! Good cat, bad squirrel. Guy walking normal. Black eyes!
Thursday - Storm is UK! All the way away. I'm alone! It's Key West. 200 pictures. It feels good. Do the metadata and yeah! Late upload is cool.
Friday - Office hunting!!! Little expensive. Failed audition is great relief. That's fine. Drank that. Skins moves independently. We want him!!!
Saturday - Get out of the shot. There needs to be more pokemon... Losing integrity. What's that about. Doggo excitement. It's a new camera! That looks... yikes. K-pop Charlie. So harmless and inoffensive, they are so allowed to drive. For now. Art? Video.
Sunday - Lots of hair? Fancy store. Lavender. Cool guy. Tech support. Week is over.

Last Week - January

Last Week I Ran Away From Home (January 2nd - January 8th)
Monday - Tom looking like a trash monster. Welcome Lucille! Definitely illegal. Stop it... Elliot does farting. Eddie emits a short burst. Bank holiday renovation. That was really good. Wrong picture. Tom is destined to be an animator. Charlie is lucky. Technical error.
Tuesday - Excuse me, sir. Nice triple pun scheme. OH NO! Messy dislike. Writing the next sketch. Vloggy-walky... not good. Satan's residence.
Wednesday - Obese to feets. 3D goodness. That was good effort. Doing comics. Oh boy... taken. Finished planning the script. Doesn't need Smash Game. Doduo?
Thursday - Packed and ready to go, as in not finding a suitcase. Star Wars with Luke Vader. Tom's a sticky boy. More interesting now. Charlie returns.
Friday - Eddie returns. Producing sketch. Christmas break. That's fair. THIS IS THE BEST INTRO! Spaghetti!!! No mints in the shop. Put everything!! No Eddie! Cancelled.
Saturday - Chloe returns. I swear I was done... you're always vlogging. Dim sums! What is this, drinking bubble tea??? Is this little moments? Standing in places.
Sunday - Elliot. Filling the cardboard. Philemona Cunk returns as a Northern... MAN! Making day by looking at planet. Expert: myself. Here's a good facts. I can't read.

The Last Week Holiday Special (January 6th - January 15th)
Friday - Wait, week doesn't begin on Fridays! Oh it's a holiday! You're no fun. Be less bored. Tenerife with all the old persons. Hunt for Doduo continues. Dang, it's on the other side of the island. Couple that plays together, stays together. Not your friend. Prawn is one, though. Interesting clothes, THEY ARE DANCING! KILL ME NOW OR HOLD...
Saturday - You sure a white and ginger baby. Back to rest. Tom has achieved his accomplishment. Pure contentedness. Everything is empty. Where Dream Comes Dotrueo. Such a cheap drink. There's a car there? We can't get down... Stop befriending! Dealing with Tom's comedy... Charlie wants help. She always wants help. Picking out towels. Asking too much. Play every day... Send help and unsubscribe. Erin was telling daddy - Game Grumps. 2014!!!
Sunday - Don't eat too many breakfast. NO BUS! Going to the zoo. Is this what you want? No appreciating art. Chasing me. Running us over. Pretty nice view. Can I get through? Germany how could you. Wonder what's he's thinking. CHRISTMAS IS OVER! Clapping seals! FEED ME THE MEATBALL! Human enclosure. He do. Make me a child. I would never. SO LONG, ZOO! Tom crushing old German woman. That's a cool tattoo.
Monday - Quite nasty messages. Working on asdfmovie. That's clever. Tom's a silly man. Charlie is a complusive liar. Good break. Taking a selfie. Looking fly as hell. Great meeting you. Dan & Phil rules all, as in Tom's selfies. They work for me.
Tuesday - The worst boss. FOUND THE FOOTAGE! So many times. Mint ice cream... missing out. Tom's wouldn't be... here? Black beach. Posedion curse you for the selfie. Let's get out of here. Deeply unpleasant. Abnormal green. Just not good. Done. THAT WAS CLOSE! So classy. Thin path and getting down on a fat man. That's fair. Charlie is a child, confirmed.
Wednesday - Tattoo time. Tom is cool now. She's beautiful. High in nutritional value. We made to SIAM PARK! So Asian themed. We suddenly turned in 2007. I mean it does feel like The Wonder Years, so there's that. Sorry, Eddie. Back from swimmy swim. Clickbait!
Thursday - Prime clothes. Getting a Machop! Zoo for plants. Very cool tree. Where is he hiding... We disagree here. Ghilbi plants. Respect... and ice cream. Angry Burger... we're sorry! Charlie is better at ping-pong... Rally doesn't... The couple that is hated. Mini-golf! Old person obstacle, hit! That's not where you put the ball. Right on the backside. Oddly freeing. Charlie rolling on a curtain?? She's so drunk. There's no flavored alcohol from the worst barman. BAD WINE!
Friday - Time to go home. More duduo, for ice cream and dog. Let's Bounce. What a boring video. A Scouse, a Geordie and a Glaswegian walking into a Burger King when a Spanish bartender says... someone finish the joke. I don't know the joke.  Stop drawing bad. Sulk and more generic footage. Any excuse to queue. Back in England at the middle of the night.
Saturday - TRAINS ARE DOWN! Multiple buses later. We brought a shark. MY original idea... You'll grow into with. No time to cool down. Proud daddy. Too cold to commit to the joke. HE HAS, he totally has. I HAVE TO DO THIS! Coming on... why try! There we go. Putting your feet into the game. Yes, half speed drunk person video is well-appreciated.
Sunday - Get up, Sammy. THERE'S A DOG! Very tidy? Dodie is cold. Testing movement. Any excuse, huh. Smells like bleach. Get out of my house! Not a crew. That's my line. Smothering vicinity. AND THE WEEK IS OVER. 10-day week. Like the Roman times.

Last Week I Trumped America (January 16th - January 22nd)
Monday - New year has begun. No rest for me. I hope you liked it... Shhh... Pooping is too highbrow. Why is no one here... glitter! MORE GLITTER! Act of terror! Missed a good opportunity. Back on set and do that joke. What happened. Behind the... DAMN IT DODIE! Reverse Muk and you get his butt. Kind of fun and kind of rushed. PANIC.
Tuesday - Go pick up a coffin. You ran a muk. Don't throw a tissue. Working a little faster and maybe getting out in Obama's world? Tom feels sick. Look at the editing note. One day late is enough. Tom takes it! Time for playground.
Wednesday - Don't kick my stuff. Car-y hell. Thousands of children... Asked for an audition... never getting a role. No idea. Rest in peace in Jorts. Returning the weight. DOING A BIG CRY! Hated La La Land that much. Keep a handkerchief. That's lovely. No, this is a wheezywaiter thing, stop stealing from other vloggers, I'm seeing this happening.
Thursday - No... Unfinished piece. Little bit of history. Ze Frank would have been a good narrator. Jack is a lovely man, good choice, too. THICC! Best thumbnail. You pass the test! LET'S PLAY SMASH BROS. Your wife is calling. Full body angle.
Friday - Noticeable shift. Four people? Storage space, web... That's young Elliott. Smashed and fine. Schrodinger's phone. Doritos. Where did the crib go. HE'S A GOOD BOY! Getting paid by the page, well, there it is. look at the comments go. Complete absence. Very clever. SEE YOU LAST...
Saturday - Five minutes. Nice sausage. SUNDANCE! YouTube course. Let's find out... CONNECTING FLIGHT? Cheers with Adrian. Good job, we're white. They pulled a gun? Good variety of films. Too much flying. Bad footage. America has good hotels.
Sunday - It's like 5 AM, All the work! Doug Liman, watching movies. DAN HARMON! It's cold in Utah! Beautiful city. Franz, the cold bear. Cursed? Completely open room. Their finest is pretty cool. Bring your dead people. I mean... it's true. Asking questions like a boss! Plot is overrated. (LISTEN MOFFAT!) Something you need. Why do we care? It's all about care. This is a suicide-free city. Snow everywhere though. Miss the parties! This is an interesting life.

Last Week I Snuggled Puppers (January 23rd - January 29th)
Monday - And the week begins. How do you get here? Photoshoot. Looking for signal? It's me??? Going again now? Emotional guy. Let's watch a movie! Audience imitate! It's a genuine fear. Going up a mountain. Tom is flying? Getting coat, writing sketches? You deserve better. This is really sweet. You look tired. That's a good movie. Californian is rubbing off... Those shoe warped. More directors for me. Tom's dead anyway, though, so...
Tuesday - M&M breakfast. Poor Annie. Stroke works. Loved and appreciated. Post-upload depression. You just walk it away... Out the film, out the control. Sundance is pretty cool, I admit. Davos of films. PICKLE NOT INCLUDED. So much short films. You're lucky. Corroded salt. Behind the star and family. That's going to be fun. Totally unexpected. Really important documentary, cultural significance. Father's journey is good. Set progression back, it happens. Backlash is good. Film might have no purpose after the second act... Greg has some denial before becoming Gigi. There's some trans documentary out there, if you're in the mood.
Wednesday - Deodorant in the toilet bowl. Adrian being very pretenious... Adrian is known for his Super 8 yearly reviews, which I always look forward to. Therapy dogs? The sign did not lie. Adrian in... BLISS! Everything is fine. Eating as commonality. Annie returns. Frosty. Tom hits! Adrian gets a big one. Get it... sad. You might kill someone. This is very cool. That's... GLASS! God bless America. Big pizza. Mother icicle. Buying artworks. YouTube is a satirist! He's all right! I do the talking, and we are a couple. Is Adrian cheating on Greg? I know nothing. That's a good way to approach art, Sarah will say that. Lots of sperm. Creepy. It's the set! Shoot the fire! I'm buying those coaster. It's a good ice cream. It's not hard... BYE!
Thursday - Good donuts. Complicated person. Guess I need this. Stabby! Last talk about event. Taking notes. Everyone is on little fire, because of the events. Write the thing! Very worried about what you think... the casuals. That's me. Keep it safe. Gross people. Angry Rudd?
Friday - Waking... We're home! Quite silly. Beard is embedded. Sexy camera boy! Consistent Charlie, NO YOU CHANGED HAIR AGAIN BUT IT'S COOL.
Saturday - No frames. Wait, behind you. There's my boy! Feeling good. After months of playing. Top percentage? Accomplishment. He plays every day. No noodle. It's Korean New Years... Oh, I guess it was. It's also Chinese New Year, if you're confused. Same day. Stumbled on an ice rink, ice skating mating ritual. Soaking wet... because they are on ice. Good silhouette. Bat fight.
Sunday - Jet lag continues. First Girl is... harrowing. Forgotten the camera, once again. Look at the detail. It's the boys. Oh, look at that... Rusty. Looking for good time? We just won, all the victory. Getting out of here and that mean's the week is over. Very smart.

Last Week - December

Last Week But Every Time You Say Bee Movie I Want To Die (November 28th - December 4th)
Monday - Saddest thing... Let's write a script. It feels great, man? Characters are the hard bits. Understand them and get a zubat! Distracted! Turns out Conner has more subscribers than Eddie... Is this really a promotion, if one of the cast has less fame than the fan? No, no, no... don't watch this. Smash bowl... gone forever. Charlie's a hungry baby. Oh, he's the boss...
Tuesday - All the passes. Where did Tom go? Come back... British Gas gambling, that's interesting. Return of investment? Charlie's a full baby. Oh, I can see now...
Wednesday - It is cold. Mental health happened. There might be a crisis??? This is a beautiful dog. Hannah, give me that dog. I will not recognize the truth! Eddie made a video too... Lots of folder. Fluent language... bilingual is great! Like how great!
Thursday - Dog! Christmas tree... Tom is busy. Attack on the Titan... works again. He is Justice! Great joke. Dan detector! That is a pretty good shot. Ah, yes, I call it the rigmarole script and the first one I watched In Time by Andrew Niccols. It feels like he got bored with the script. BAD MOVIE!!! Eddie is upset. It was in the double digits... I think.
Friday - Weird ways to use the computer. Reading through the script. Script was so good. Rave music. Phone with BBC, cool opportunities? Juggling masters. But first, the behind the scenes. Very unbelievable. That was a good ending. Good punchline. Ace.
Saturday - OH ITS FAN DAY! Zamin dropping iPad, Aidan is very nice, Anna on a roof, Ben with dinosaurs, Brandon at a market, Bri at her old... haunt, Erin does baking, Jack teaching tricks, Jessie excitedly moonwalking, Joachim, um, hiking?, Matt with a good concert, Octo feels accomplished, Oscar is fumigating his house?, Rebecca... PUPPY, Sam questing, Sebastian is doing deep cover, Shortney wants someone pick up the whole thing, Syphon is cool! (All idiots.)
Sunday - 3 AM, Star Wars chronology, see the problem Tom faces is that we have to calculate the distance, not time because in space you look back in time, hence the space (far far away) and time (long long ago) are correlated. Just use the luminosity of death star to calculate that distance, taking consideration the accelerating expansion of the universe and you're set. Sign all the mine Turtle... Eddie's place, mostly a filming place. Eddie's married? Tom's adorable. Everyone canceled and no longer social event. Deaf cat? Jackbox TV. Wonderful. I mean... IT'S OBVIOUS!

Last Week I Conquered Mail Mountain (December 5th - December 11th)
Monday - We had all the fans! Exponential function here! Flower crown. WHO PUT GLITTER! Pretty good rendering. It's a letter. Just write your correspondence. Nice editing there. Thanks, Trinity! So many Zoellas. There we go. Too many sections! Exporting. Ah... okay, thank you? Mail mountain is half-conquered. Long time. WESTWORLD.
Tuesday - You're cool. Filming of Robot Wars. Great self portrait. Euphoric experience? I need to watch this. Signing... 530. Redemption arc! Tom has too much positivity... he's turning into Santa Claus! Coaster stamp. There we go. I JUST BOUGHT A FLIGHT!
Wednesday - Holy pilgrimage to the Robot lands. It's a bit early. That's great. They can sit back down, but why should we? I will stand! Puns work? Glamorous and sunny. Going to a cab to stand in a queue? Machine & Ass? Tom is filthy rich. So awkward... Yep. Cancelling the fight! Robot rotating in... Stop selfies! Actual fire. Bit windy in Scotland? Personal cliffhanger. Body is struggling to accept the 24-hour nature of a typical day.
Thursday - Too early, again. Get a joke right! Time commanders? Tom does not understand. Dicks and round one. There's a big hand. It's a... oh, he's dead. They give them one... Pizza break is necessary. Elephant is happy. So old and deaf. Video game day.
Friday - George getting his gun. Trains and trains and trains. Prop pizza? George is always weird. Heavy breathing. Tom is a new me. THE UNENDING WEEK! Everything is good.
Saturday - Christmas tree shopping. Draw me like your Buddhist girls. What country? See you next year? I haven't bought a present. PLEASE PUT ME! Going back in time! Very imposing, very bagels? Work from Home? December 7th is when it came out.
Sunday - Stop stop stop stop stop this. Surreal. AMT coffee's coconut yogurt! Finally a week begins on a Sunday! Everyone rejoice! Thank you? Only for magic of Christmas.

Last Week I Partied Too Hard (December 12th - December 18th)
Monday - 8 AM screening... it's early. Before actual coherent words... BrandCast... 'give us all your money'. It has actually gotten smaller. Do not understand. You're the best. Help me. Dan's a oompa loompa. Reviewing last week. Retention spike happened with Dan. Lot of dancers! We did it. Double fist is saved for... Rick Astley? This is too weird. Not again! Getting all the coasters.
Tuesday - All my Lego. All that press junket. Mari-Ann is great. Do the press junket! Commenters agree, Tom's a good interviewer. Mari-Anne: Well done! Who was that? Evolving?
Wednesday - Party cracker. Enough coasters. Disaster in efficiency. Tom's got goals, hitting 2017 running... intense year, intense comedy. Forgot to dress up. Putting food in the mouth. Music video, Tom is selling out... to his fans! Pretty good song, VERY GOOD.
Thursday - You'll be alright. Cool! Ultimate weapon. Helping out with the personal project. Again, let's say Tom doesn't draw. Good outfit. Sharing and quotable. Brandon Bowen controversy. Delivery is little different, but undeniably a clash of conflict. Musical suicide is so similar. You can't never be sure and Keemstar is always... he's a great guy... for laughs, of course.
Friday - CHRISTMAS PARTY! Stuff happens. Ben brought Christmas, and Tom is my favorite animator... Ooh, Dog! Cancelled. Order and they will come. Social people. Hurting gift are meant to passed. The hurt, of course. Nice! That's a problem. Miss dad, perhaps the hat will help? Why did you sully the boy... Charlie? Deeply upsetting.
Saturday - Hungover and watched movie, so there's Secret Santa! Freebooting is a real word now. Eddie's Mom, keeping in the family. He was God? Ah. Tom crashes a parade. Racist?
Sunday - Time to watch that Star Wars movie again. Worse screen necessary. It's gonna fit. Winter Wonderplace... cracking nuts. In the spirit? What's the man!? Old return! Nice mountain. Nose is cold. I look fly as hell. He's convinced. There's a strawberry. Who parked a Penny Farthing? Charlie likes h3h3??? She does like Game Grumps. TOO FAST

Last Week I Ruined Christmas (December 19th - December 25th)
Monday - Nice close-up. Goodbye Alcohol. Ordered yesterday. Portuguese standoff? Little rant of twitter. Amassed millions outside. I DID THIS! Star Wars place? Eddie... and me. Tom got one. Dodie is sweet and don't say that Ellen. Cheers to all. All the hazard.
Tuesday - Going to tough times. What? Making them worse. Tolling. Good. Good... Oh no. Just... you mess up everything Tom. Tom's so stupid...
Wednesday - Little too much of the subconscious. Bittersweet feeling.
Thursday - Beep. Boop. Back. Christmas good. Another batch of mail. Young magic. Sentiment is not a strong suit. New year's date... very cool. Draw something.
Friday - Start shopping now. All that interview. All the spikes. Theme of the thing. Painstaking. Obligatory Smash Break. Sentimental time. Oh no...
Saturday - Giving some gifts. He's so happy. Topical reference.
Sunday - It's Christmas morning. So much glitter. GOING TO BED, here's MOM! This is madness. Credit to the Devil, but that's what we do all the time.

Last Week 2016 Took A Hike (December 26th - January 1st)
Monday - Boxing Day. Running naked in a place. Quickly edit that video. Let's see how a real man does an vlog edit. We're going to give up now. Max Landis is great. 9/10 right out of a bat. TOO DUMB, but so much fun. Douglas Adam is dead, unfortunately.
Tuesday - Naturally 8 AM is not good. 1 PM is better time to wake. Quit unexpectedly. That is a very bad last week. I did it all myself! All the tweets. What criticism.
Wednesday - Tom was Jehovah's Witness for a while. Artistic shot. Attention peak and buying meat. There's a box for Tom? Sending random stuff. SO YouTube. That's a tracksuit. Oh no! This is not going to be good. New channel advert. So much chicky. You don't have a toast?
Thursday - Your enthusiasm is overwhelming. Reason Tom is little deaf! Welcome back to The South. Quite an interesting beat. It's not cold or nothing. Not yet.
Friday - All the bouncy balls. Nice dude. MORE JUICY CONTENT! Personal project. Teamwork. Eddie is still going... Saying going back. YOU LOST SO MUCH!
Saturday - New year's eve cleaning. HOUSE IS CLEAN! Pick up alcohol. There's a pizza. NO CHICKEN FOR YOU! It's... Barry B. Benson? Here's footage. So cold. Have to keep it safe, the last horcrux. Sky is exploding! Let's ward off the year that sucked.
Sunday - Interesting intro. Here's the cork! Easy anniversary.

Last Week - November

Last Week I Made Evan Cry (October 31st - November 6th)
Monday - Halloween!!! Nice reference. GIVE THEM THE THINGS! Overgrown plants to ward off the children... Charlie feeling maternal, this spoopy evening. Kid are echoing, there comes a-knocking... Look at that little kid. Trailer park boy? Polygamy!
Tuesday - Intentionally running late? OH NO! Vine? Algorithmically demoted. Massive fan people. That was the joke... unintentional. Nerd flu! I'm dying!
Wednesday - Stealing motorbikes (in a dream). Unwell, though. Dragons? Pshaw! Mine turtle standby! This franchise is very resilient. Incredible Hi-Def. Look at that ginger beard. Eye symbolizes... it's very deep. Tom is getting... inspirational?
Thursday - Shooting in Hungary? That's a different country? This game is boring. Organize first, write later. We need a new sketch! That's pretty good. Selling out all the way! Smash Bros is getting intense. Bad sideburns are a thing in Belgium, so cool!
Friday - Sammy Paul! Back to the Brussels. Looks like everywhere else. Humble and unexciting marriage. Sexy fling, oh no. Going to Mars? Tintin prick... it's nicer than France! Say something... Drug Opera??? Where are the YouTubers? Pretty catchy? No, bad advertising! There we go! Making dad jokes... while one's dad is dead! Going to have fun. Luke is pranked so hard... Time for MCM Belgium with a new pole loosening challenge. There's more cars... Sleep with my friends... THAT'S A TRIPLE BUNK BED! Just the right number of  kids. Silent hill remake?
Friday - That's a cathedral. Take off your jumper!!! I can't speak French! Picking up a little. Do not sleep under the table. How do you turn this thing? Shot by Evan. KEEP DABBING! Breaking the wall down. Luke no! Changing the Dab game. Quiet dancing. Old days? Going home with a... YouTube Food review... everyone got curry. English mode. Small creator?
Sunday - Long shower... All cool. My kids love ya. Please laugh. Let us singing! It serves no purpose. All wrapped. Great joke. Tom is savage. Appalling. It wasn't funny. I always love the beef that Tom does all the time. Supposed to be partner! LATE FIRE! What a night.

Last Week I Spent 23,000 on Food??? (November 7th - November 13th)
Monday - Charlie and Sophie. Monkey Man adventure. Do the dance. He's a vapist! Very tasty deal... Video in 7 days, 90 seconds of promo? Fake twitter war. Sniper pug... that version. NO ONE IN TWITTER! Will pizza help. Evan liked dad jokes. Keemstar part is probably on the top of the list. That edit was weird. WHO KNOWS! Slight oversight?
Tuesday - Short memory loss. Singing. Oh no! Context, HUNGARY! Walking the wrong way... BOOM POLE? Feeling so hot. Budapest is like a sex. Getting drunk. Nice bed... Writing the sketch? Certainly have more numbers. Kind viewers. Not fair.
Wednesday! Stop leaving the country! Want that to ruin my life. Fall over the mud. That's a real cabbage. It was a simpler time + firetruck. We returned from Hungary? Point! Oh no, Elliot! They pulled it off! That's a wooden spoon. Land of mud and sorrow. Eat the flower, the hungry baby? 23 Grand... that's not that expensive. Building... love?
Thursday - Questioning everything... Relatable boom pole. So much of Hungary. She was a very young lady... It's a good cold. Why little boy? Oh man! Day off chair!
Friday - It's my mates. Kick the child and in the day off chair. Quick friend day. Favorite London monument. Two bits? Thanks for sharing the pain. We already seen Chloe...
Saturday - Nice hiding the surprise with people. YouTube came through! Who is it? EMMA BLACKERY! Get that shot. That was beautiful memories. New memories. Reel Big Fish, got punched. Divorce? Lessons learned. Cambridge is beautiful.
Sunday - Flooded with adrenaline. That's Lion Cat. That was... pretty entertaining. Tom is cute... Memory corner. Not accepting name. Cipher, the college years. Family look. ALL THAT FAN ART... Changed idol... edgy. Axe gun, one stone. That's lot of hair! Crisp! Bowling! I'm starting to get sad with all this fun times they are having. I feel so alone. Cheers!

Last Week I Got A New Job (November 14th - November 20th)
Monday - Tom wants a boring week. Getting interviewed. I own this now. Monday look. This is some skull. More pizza. Dad's beard. Depression show.
Tuesday - Redacted mail time. One of those days.
Wednesday - 6 AM is not the finest hour. Handing out Metro? Side gig. Taken to the National Portrait Gallery. David Mitchell's ancestry? New look? Subtle security. Did a interview. Convinced? I'm being paid one dollar? Perpetuating the lie! Elliot crashed. All that speed. Replying to comments and that San Junipero moment... thumbs up indeed. So great.
Thursday - Stuck in traffic, I can ride a train... Choir? People are cropping that out. That was a weird. Flawless flip! This is a lift! Diving so deep quickly! Stealing cheese... All that campaign. Eloquent explanation, Tom. Trainwrecks coming soon!
Friday - Return of Neil! This is not dubbed. That was really good. ALL THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT! Depression is annoying. Toblerone new size... Dog is cute.
Saturday - Speaking of unsettling... people eating and jacuzzis. This is useless. Hat me.
Sunday - Return to studio. Talking about the issues. Be you! So much change. In the mess explosion, and the office is clean. Sleep is for the weak. Grateful, fortunately.

Last Week Hazel Beat Me (November 21st - November 27th)
Monday - So much stuff to remove. There's nothing to distract. Banter... You can't just bung it in! Hacking Last Week. Working the overseer. Indie filmmaker? Being Orange and XCOM is very glitchy now. No, I can't see it either.
Tuesday - Getting that Feng Shui! Elliot can do the flip. Waistcoat = Sleeveless hoodie of suits. Prepubescent girls and non-friends with Evan. Hole of fans. Shut up, I'm having a... Hey, Mari-Ann! Eddie is going to be in all the gifs! Presenting awards! That's the professional Tom! Adrian Bliss is the master of the narrative vlog. DODIE! AND HAZEL BEAT YOU... Nice capturing. Getting a lot of gifs there. That's a weird statement... You'll win next year. Eddie is... someone. REAL WINNER IS... zoella? Look at that Dora glitch.
Wednesday - Everything hurts. Cleaning the baby. #spon! That man went took my turtle. Tom got swerved, sad days. Script is white.
Thursday - More cleaning. That's a lot of bottles. Intense and cool.
Friday - Tried, didn't work. That was cool. Buy a shirt! Get out of my way. Time for very bad stuff. AMAZING GRAPHICS! Connor good job. You had one job. 10/10
Saturday - Fantastic, I love buses... There's the proof. GETTING DRUNK! She was so wet... Zach the doggo, quality content.
Sunday - Charlie is proud of Tom. Only in appearance. Good movie. Fantastic.

Last Week - October

Last Week I Needed My Friends (October 3rd - October 9th)
Monday - Working with Sunglasses. Leave unstranded.
Tuesday - Elliott's day. People in my house! Redoing my house! Beans are available. Focus is soft but I like it! Sammy's desk is... oh, now it's not good. Making an art? I like the light. Basketball celebration later. You are not bread. Nearly falling. Cooking with Elliott... because Elliott is not allowed in Cooking with Layton. Elliott doing the mannerism of their peer is strangely funny. That's some good food. Prepare to freestyle.
Wednesday - Justine's day... rolling down the tub. So many things has happened. It's really hard to living in here. Cat boop. Space manatee. MILLIE! I think we're lost. Throwing coins in ponds. I'm glad that Tom is doing well, and Will... and Matt. Embrace.
Thursday - Sammy's day... I remember this. Playground... I remember him interviewing Charlie Brooker. Making this happen. Classiest piss. And here we go! It really went well. That's the eye wheel. Big boi! This is the bike and it is Kyle! Smooth shots. What? Plug? Hour of cycle. Here is the Bertie! Oh, Bertie. Buddy Brooker. That three is... onto the next.
Friday - Beep Beep it's a Chloe, from Little moments. Congratulations! Half-work? People found you? This is for Tom's vlog... maybe Chloe is flaunting. Lovely puppet. Nursery rhymes. I guess many disturbing people do children's work. Don't drinkin' kids. Celebrity news and relatable stuff. Election episode was not a good episode, but it was cathartic. M'night.
Saturday - Over to Eddie, the popcorn eater. Week begins in Saturday, because Eddie is a Muslim. Fair bit of work, couple of amiibos. Local superheroes. Responsible homeowner. Great plug, there. Favorite works. Singing? Don't touch the cat. I get to write cartoons??? Working for the Beano. Look at the happy face. Another cooking episode! Nice editing there. Add the cat in the pan. Firm bit of wood... and I don't mean... Oh, I didn't know Cow was a vegan.
Sunday - Charlie's turn... you're stuck with me! No more drawing, but coming forward. Cool process 10/10. Few hours later. So sparkly. She has a nice voice, she should voice something. Say hi to Elliott, Charlie's friends. I DID IT??? And the week is over. That's good.

Last Week I Ruined A Funeral (October 10th - October 16th)
Monday - It's Ell... oh. Pitch meeting! Formal relationship. That's nice of you. Explosion! That's a little longer. Overachieving friends. I can't stop! Heading back to work. Spookycam?
Tuesday - I'm a hit meme. Too fast... Celebrate me. Mari-anne. Bye Eddie! Charlie is hungry.
Wednesday - Millie cut down a lot. Besties? It's for a shoot. Wishing me condolences. Watching all of Thomas of Tank Engine. What's with the Henry. Picking shape! YouTube on brain.
Thursday - Filming a vlog. This is the merchandise. Please buy them. New Star Wars trailer. Hmm... DADDY! Poking cream. We need a lamp... Oh... NO!
Friday - Keeping the momentum. Went lurking. Who cares about that website. Quietly terrified. Eddie is in space and all that dat boi. Folding a green screen! Secret: Hit Elliott for maximum folding! Bragging about making money? Watching the Lucifer.
Saturday - burning barbecue. Didn't get hot enough. It's that Eddie. STOP! Back with the dramatic angle! Nice shot. Hitting me. It's pretty. Who was that?
Sunday - In the day off chair. Shovel and joking hazard. Bye Millie! It was in his neck. Sammy is quite drunk. Three piece of advice. Who? Blur into the time.

Last Week I Went to Hospital (October 17th - October 23rd)
Monday - Going to a mysterious shoot. Hey babe??? Maybe mention? Symbolic of my state of being. Extra jokes are moving away. All that translation. Charlie is a fox... wait is Dash, Charlie's patronus? The whole thing makes complete sense. It's so good.
Tuesday - Morning, Dash? Trailer tomorrow. It's exactly the same. Shifting the goalpost. Are we there yet? Do you mind... Hedy in the beddy. Please be tasteful. Yes, Evan made that joke! This is a dream job. Last-minute makeup artist. Aesthetics. I HATE YOU ALL! This is trust.
Wednesday - Oh no... Take it off! Pumpkin Spice Latte commercialism. That is the Matthew Perry edit! Have a raise! Green screen? Going off to the Charlie's. Writing notes. He's so strong.
Thursday - Charlie changed color again and now walking a mile for a Pumpkin Spice Latte. Meeting with fans. Much Hadham. Find three Zoellas!!! Mega challenge... oh, there it is. Here comes the... I mean, the trailer. One-minute teaser... I'm so excited. HEDY... Nice.
Friday - Poor, poor David. Why're we here? GOT VLOGGED! Playing with the music. Hedy is a pure cinnamon roll, turn it down! That's good. Missed. It's the Alice, hello Jim? We have a door. TWITTER HAS GONE DOWN! Can you not. Internet is dying. Live apocalypse... All the bread stocking up for the apocalypse. That's Krystal! Mature. He's an expert. This is the CPR baby. Quite distressing... ONE OF YOU CAN JUST GET OUT!
Saturday - Watching netflix and wait, XCOM 2??? Very nice.
Sunday - Not thrilled. Ear is blue. That was a weird film. Threw a bunch of idea like a stew pot. Long episode of Death Star, look in the eyes! JUST LOOK!

Last Week Benedict Cumberbatch Got To Meet ME!!! (October 24th - October 30th)
Monday - Stopping the alarm. Jump out of bed. Doing so well. Looking for the bear... WHERE IS HE??? Flute returns. There's some twin? No that's Jack, and that's Elliott. Just pose. Shook head, and oh, Ellen! Grace took a chunk! Chronic lack of talent. We saw the movie!
Tuesday - Caught up on The Dead. Upset! Accountant, the enabler.
Wednesday - Struggling like a hipster. My jam! That was good. Two bits. Haha, FRIENDS! Neafcy's brief return to London. Mostly playing XCOM2. Three dates... Cat is out, so quick!
Thursday - Birthday present. Old but new sketch from some other channel, coming out for First Time. Elliott can't hold up. Going to MCM! Gather stuff! MORE TIMELAPSE, back wall fell down. Elliott doesn't get it. Dancing. Good music. WE'RE BACK IN! Stall in the wrong place. That helps. Throwing arms and blaming Chloe. Go home and die.
Friday - Day 1 begins. Yelling and meeting. It's not a lot of people... it's still a lot. You need lunch, get out of here. Ben's here. Bit of a tough day. Grief.
Saturday - Where am I? You Nazi metaphors. Not okay. CON TIPS! Converse = Not Good! No! Greeting! Quite amazing. Roll tightly. STOP! Why are you so big! Hour and fifteen... quite a popcorn supply. Wash inside out! That mug. Oh, that mug.
Sunday - Take this seriously. Can he fly? Quiet day? CRASHING POUND! That is something. Doing an... subtle plug. Eddie... Man stuff? Stacy's mom is not what I expected. Ellen? Charlie is here! Pack the stuff and make the thumbnail. He's been here the whole time. No, I mean it fits. It fits so well. Laughing ending. Matthew Perry direction. Busting? BYE!

Last Week - September

Last Week I Started A New Diet (What Happens Next Will Surprise You) (August 29th - September 4th) [small font?]
Monday - QUICK PACE VLOG! New diet! Thanks Sam! Justine's obsession and the death surprise? Let's be a friend, be a buddy. Oh Justine.
Tuesday - Alton cancelled. No need to sing?
Wednesday - Return to YouTube, all that ad rev! Toilet? Kind of winging and childline. All that YouTube video. So happy to be alive! Elliott is confused.
Thursday - Wait, where is he? What, he's in DC for Playlist Live?
Friday - Subway start. Policy shifts. Still been demonetized. Nothing more. Captain movie, Civil America... catching a Taurus. That's a sniper. RUN!
Saturday - YEAH! Camaraderie? There is a master! Mental health? Oops?
Sunday - Don't talk to me!!! We're meeting all these people! Timed out!

Last Week I Had A Big Sad (September 5th - September 11th)
Monday - Now moving home once again.
Tuesday - Time to get the phone. Beep-beep sheep.Went to America. Forgot the title change! Going below twenty minutes. Very black Justine. What's the factor? Lost my debit card? No key for the office? What a wild ride!!! I don't deserve money. Very sloppy.
Wednesday - Stealing clothes? By himself. All those beats and jokes. Charlie and her ever-changing hair. War Dogs and the couple who are moving way faster than Tom.
Thursday - Kubo and the sponsored video. Do you want a book? Obsessed with Game Grumps. Don't touch me... Live the dream! Good words.
Friday - Solid snake? It's just unnecessary. All the links for suicide. We got two sketches. Celebration. Steven Universe is very good. Been a weird week.
Saturday - Dash the fox. Charger uncharged. Primark on a Saturday? It doesn't look like... why can't I eat this? New shoes! Two parties, no show. Tara the panda... Need a hobby. Not a perfect... paper-thin story stuff. Don't smoke kids. Ready for Night Tube, Sammy.
Sunday - This doesn't look good. All that sadness and doubt.

Last Week I Drank Too Much (Surprise!) (September 12th - September 18th)
Monday - Running in a hour left. You don't know me. Doing a homage. I don't have any problems. HE BROKE AND THERE'S NO VIDEO! Oh god.
Tuesday - Patches of mold. Doing the Flop? Update the Go! Playing those Smash Bros.
Wednesday - Going to... beer breakfast. Like that. What a nerd.
Thursday - Elliott has a new motherboard. All the pokemon. Pocket in the Jacket... Who's the idiot? Man with a Spade and the impasse. Thanks says the Chicken. Affordable? More expensive? Rebooting the show, perhaps? Tom need food, Charlie. All the trash?
Friday - Can't play video game. That was good. Charlie betrays. I don't want this... relating to the millennials. Friday at a pub? Make it quieter...
Saturday - Nice transition. Gene Wilder died again! Weird sense of taxing. Nice.
Sunday - Haircut, office, Tara's, French person. This is still happening. Who did the narration in that segment. Windscreen... 2010 saiyan TomSka! Let me be dead.

Last Week I Kissed Eddie (September 19th - September 25th)
Monday - Tara was little late. Seven-year-old master. This isn't London? Tiny British roads... Where are the croissants. Now it has a theme song? That's where he has been. Only place to be racist. We all respect your culture. Photo perfect! Cat allergy. Bendy. Think about life choices. Eastenders? Wrapped up again. Good, We smashed the Frenchman.
Tuesday - Au revoir! New level of terrible. North Korean AK-47... It's hip and with it. Dropped the banana... Peak panic point. Very technical stuff. Credit jingles. Professional. Having a great time, taking all the wrong turns. What have you done.
Wednesday - Nightmare. New motherboard, computer dead. Cup of water??? It's all you! Power abuse... 10 pounds? That's a pillow. Bag of Popcorn. That's nice. Return of the Boat. Nice ending. Find Zoella song is just amazing.
Thursday - Summir for Social Change. Drawing pokemon.
Friday - There is no rushing. Journey to Scotland! Where is Eddie? She's home. THE SHIRT HAS RETURNED IN FULL FORCE! Looks it's Carrot. Two to Five... Competitive Find Zoella. Eddie gets a kiss! More Irn-Bru. NOOOO! Charlie laughing. Time is relative. They lose 100 pounds, driving in Russia? They did it, they worked out hard.
Saturday - Time to go to Comic-con... Glamour... hand trucks. NERDS! BOOTH IS TOO BIG AND THE REPEATING SONG! That was pathetic. So lovely. The movie is not done, now we go away. Time to stop. What a friendly people. Don't be mean to Charlie.
Sunday - Secret = French? Own lots of the stuff. It's dat boi. Got the Nerd Flu. Stylish bum bag. Longest meet-and-greet. What's in there. Good week!

Last Week I Met a Suicidal Fox (September 26th - October 2nd)
Monday - Going to a rural part of Scotland. Getting away from the hustle and bustle.
Tuesday - That was a dream. Scattering the ashes. Finger in the Grandma... Don't put the ketchup in the pea. I don't know what I'm eating. Come back.
Wednesday - Let's leave Scotland. There is a song! Epic travel song! I forgot the baby.
Thursday - Beard has been trimmed. No money. There's your name. Phone is a treat. Getting slowly there. It's fixed now. Perfect place to film. Thanks for the box. Very normal stuff... Scary stuff? Travel montage music... Worse than the other one. Little more forceful. Gig for Lucifer? We can have watch a... what? We always had Amazon Prime. It's just silly.
Friday - Four stars versus Four and half stars. Gotta job fast. Business lunch. Kickstart shut down. Dog speaker? Glitched out building. Symptoms... oh god. Nice fall. That is a severely depressed fox. Playing hard to get. Badly superimposed. Fox friend.
Saturday - Is he devil? The point? Just cooking burger. Wrong Charlie.
Sunday - Depression time, first time that nothing was filmed. technically.

Last Week - August

Last Week Will Smith Yelled At Me (August 1st - August 7th)
Monday - Got pokecandy? Work with cleaning and audio. Oh no salad! General resurgence! Never those three red cabin! Tara being boring! Spend another. Team Carbite
Tuesday - Tiny and I writing! People are going to steal this. Smells like cannibus.
Wednesday - Filler vlogs! Invite revoked! Edgy... Lump neck. Nice drop joke. ???
Thursday - Broken phone! That's... a talent. We want movie! Squad.
Friday - So close but not quite. Fun but cluttered. Self-expression project. I remember TomSka is sad. FIND TWO ZOELLAS HARDCORE! Knock down. Carrie vote?
Saturday - Pocketful of charges. Hot piss. Enough! No. Dead flies and chemtrails!!! Ice cream break. Look at those leaves. So efficient. CHEERS!
Sunday - Tom's a fashionista. Benny the triceratops. Mail success. That's pretty dead. Hattie and Justine's birthday. NOT AGAIN, WHYY! Growlith... Terrible.

Last Week My Neck Exploded (August 8th - August 14th)
Monday - 26-year old acne. Very melodramatic. Very accomplished! Donkey Kong spectating, Olympic style. Jumping spiders and robo-wars! No rubbish!
Tuesday - Subway timelapse! You won't exclude drafts! TEN ENGINEERS?!! Everything is good now. Central talk. Save the Children! Tense stuff. Good aim! Find Zoella, Daniel Layton edition! Can't possibly tell... no personalization. GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE!
Wednesday - Sitting and being ill! EXPLOSION! Good job Eddy! Sad, No man's sky!
Thursday - SECOND EXPLOSION! Doing SitC! Mile away from entrance. More hi-vis jackets! GETTING THAT GLUTES! Sammy hates you. Unfortunately... Two-player Smash Tournament. Gagging and smelling! There's no more context. PUT THE FLUTE DOWN. Auntie Donna concert and Matt and Hatt Ley... so good, watch this movie!
Friday - Camera is charged. I have to poop. Auntie Donna > War Dogs. Justine is so excited. Nice insert there. Sloppy seconds. Return of edge. Elliott did a panel! WHY WON'T THEY STOP! Seeing Louis CK. We all saw that person... WE DID IT. PEOPLE DID IT!
Saturday - Pep talk... Syndicate? Calm... or... IT'S HAPPENING! You got to chill!!! Calling people out... I regret all these fights. All the beefs! There's so many people. Body Positivity... Tom's expertise??? Panel sneak peek. Who am I??? Camera dies again. Couple glass of wine, calm down! Jack and Dean finale!!! Always scary and massive wall!
Sunday - Vlogging to stop encounters! Elliott's quote! So gross! That was a screening! Fandom panel? Five hours... Awards ceremony. I remember Dan hosting. YEAH! Hello, everyone. He has won an award. He is very happy! 10 POUNDS! Huh? Small bean is tired, especially the camera. Back at the office. Pizza and Smash Bros. What a whirl it was.

Last Week I Invaded France (August 15th - August 21st)
Monday - Late upload because NAH! Get out of house. HD Barbecue. Don't leave... Aesthetic consultant??? Stupidest battle??? Takeaway handle? Food is still here.
Tuesday - Back at the Space! Press event. News non-worthy. TOM-CEPTION. So beauti... wait??? 14th most relatable celebrity? Let's get a new picture. TubSpa? Giant bag of popcorn! Don't drag Zoella, he's not an animator... (hits Elliott with a giant bag of popcorn) No context.
Wednesday - SILLY STEVEN!!! Good credit! Vore... nice. OFCOM for allowed. Nobody tells waht to do!!! Media bias is rampant in Last Week.
Thursday - Back in Cable car... Mat? Adrian Bliss... gay jokes straight out! FRANCE! Mind the gap or someone died. Reason... close to the airport. Meet-up?
Friday - Back to France! Sammy is so good! That was a bad choice. Cycling machine... falling luggage. LEFT THE BAG! Very French! ChateauCon 2016! Baguette and wine... now we're in France. I don't know who they are. Accent finder!
Saturday - Sanitary towel? First time? Croissant sandwich. I need a sword. Weird manager. Attainable Zayn Malik. Here's the baguette. There's a person??? Baguette boy! Blue hair = French. Cheers and double glasses with swordfighting.
Sunday - Toms Ka! That's very nice! The French are coming! TRES BIEN! Just a box of wine. Hour long Q & A with Sammy the translator? Unexpected and crew! French sitting! Very small dog. Come on and say things aren't racist for once? Winston Churchill jokes?

Last Week I Shot A Robot (August 22nd - August 28th)
Monday - La Brexit! Very bad kids? French Pokemon!!!
Tuesday - Teaching YouTube! Already stains? Robot Wars and BBC. On Brand. Aaron Sorkin will be proud. Storyboard. Boiler suites. Fruity filmmaker! Matthew help me. Shape is round. ROBOT WARS FINALE... back as a wildcard? Robots, indeed.
Wednesday - Weird color code? BBC sketch, lives on a boat. Arrived in Birmingham! Perfect condition... so many robots. Make-up... casual Monday look. Action movie Elliott. Creative vision. Not appropriate. Slumber party! That's the signature. Oddly familiar.
Thursday - Getting out of Birmingham. Back at the office. Quick turnaround. Rejected version of the script. VFX stuff... BWWWAH! We only have 24 hours...
Friday - Elliott? Dress as each other? Look at the fan! Illiterate illegitimate aesthetic. Naughty? What time is it? So much witness. Too many attacks. Sammy playing board games. Final version, getting that sketch out now... Playing the video game and public???
Saturday - Predicting views, less than 200,000 views? Coming to that airport. Charlie is dead. Green T-shirt... Look at that head-banging! Happy birthday...
Sunday - Giant car-park. It's... Like? Good... friends, buddy pals. Book is sold out? Going to watch that Robot Wars finale. RED NOSE? It's a giraffe. Run, Elliott! What a twist!

Last Week - July

Last Week My Brain Broke (July 4th - July 10th)
Monday - So many boxes!!! GO ELLIOTT GO! Let's start again. Tom is unwell but can big strawberry can help? He doesn't want to eat it! Tom is slow reader like Hank. Maybe slow reader are good at this internet thing... and maybe that's why I'm not good.
Tuesday - Sleep in my office! Copyright infringement!!! This isn't engrish, this is just marketing mumbo-jumbo. Which doesn't evade the sweatshop really. Sorry, Ben! So many mail! NOOOO! Wait! Is it in the sketch??? Just delete the damn account!
Wednesday - Tasty Chick Chick... Beep Beep Pokemon Go is out! Tom is a selfie expert... he has a prize and everything! Does not air good, apparently.
Thursday - Charlie has a new hair color!!! Also has a nice back... (I shouldn't said that) Shiny one is pink and Pug stuff as always. Goodnight everyone.
Friday - Big emergency and all the doctors. Oops, did my brain bad. Accidental homoeroticism. Crash Zoom returns. Smash Brother become angry.
Saturday - Pewdiepie video making fun your genitals... that's the mark taunting you, breaking your mind into little tiny pieces. You're marked forever, Tom. Depressing. Hayley doing the Cat Attack stuff while Tom draws more stuff. Drink that Red Bull!
Sunday - Han Solo dies is a good name. All that blue m&m's. Week is over.

Last Week I Quit My Job (July 11th - July 17th)
Monday - ROBOT WARS!!! There's more pokemon. Tap dancing! Good to be loved. Being cool??? Jack and Hazel! He looks sad, doesn't he?
Tuesday - Forbidden Planet signing??? Sweating signing! No, yeah... The mountain of Crash Zoom Episode 6! Nice snapchat move there, someone.
Wednesday - I QUIT! SHUTDOWN THE PRODUCTION! WE REACHED THE BREAKING POINT! He has become the Ahab! Who also doesn't read books? Pokemon Go is not out, but Summer in the City is definitely getting some awards?
Thursday - Pokemon Go is finally out! This guy has caught a pokemon! Trainer and trainers. Tara has a fun day... getting dumped? Oh, what's with that...
Friday - Pokemon pareidolia. No one is playing Pokemon Go in Trafalgar Square. Team Blue, Grey and Black??? Sharing a cultural phenomenon!
Saturday - Funny and original and all the servers are down! What's the point of walking anymore?!?! Walking everywhere without Pokemon??? This is said screening!
Sunday - Tom's dream corner. I do remember your South Korean mother writing The Bee Movie. That's quite a hit in your mother's home country. Got some mail! FUTURE TOM!!! Really good at being with a break! Mail vlog will be late! Who is Tom anyway? Sammy is now dat boi. Nice. Oh, Bertie... TEAM INSTINCT! Come on, he's... he's actually just throwing rocks. YOU CANNOT USE OTHER ITEMS?!?!?!? Sammy is breaking apart. Uncharted 4.

Last Week I Took A Break (July 18th - July 24th)
Monday - FUN! Something has arrived! THE VLOG CAMERA! I don't know how it works. OOOH, it's so crisp! My face is now terrible now. Back on the med! More efficient mail vlog. Not displaying all the blurred out stuff... more work for Elliott! Cool guy! What is a Cubone. Liam is going to be so great. Little middleground. Pokemon Go Idea Channel. Ehhh.
Tuesday - I'm loving the remixes. Melting phone. Charlie in HD! Nice flower crown. Pokedate! Getting the pokeball. I know this road. Come back to me! Good for society??? Clacton is only for Pokemon Go only. Wrapper? Sparkling water. Boss.
Wednesday - Pool party. That's very nice. Great deal. So many progress. Oh... SAGA! Holding your phone tightly. Who are you, Jack? Who's that guy? PUNS!
Thursday - Nice. Office interview. Reading comic books. Younger generation getting education. Tom is fine with Wasps... just not bees. THAT's COOL.
Friday - Quiet version. Time to chill. Soak the sun. Oh.
Saturday - That's probably the best version. That is some hi-res nipple. THAT's MORE THAN FIFTY PEOPLE! Camera ran out of battery. I now feel familiar. HE'S BEEN FOUND!!! Ghostbusters was a disappointment. YouTube productions? Yeah.
Sunday - This is the normal version. Make sense now. Trying to audio podcast? Piecemeal promo. That's very nice. Www.whateverisonthescreen.com. Stranger Things.

Last Week I Broke My Phone (July 25th - July 31st)
Monday - BACK IN THE OFFICE! Super depressing! Tom doesn't watch TV now. ROBOT WARS! Holigay, nice! More shelves! Promotional poster. Panic attack public house unwind. Mother wants to know what gear do you use... then she comes back to get fame??? YESSS!
Tuesday - Not a good way to write a sketch. TomSka doesn't want behind-the-scenes. One-way patreon account. Fast walking tube scene. Lost two pound.
Wednesday - Friend Justine. Impulse buy shelf! Mocho Loco Frapchuino. Weird layer for Edd. Very strange... decorating the background.
Thursday - Finished all the drawing! Matt Ley checking twitter. Win-ding??? That's not how you say that word. Not in the right place, wandering home.
Friday - Writer's block is not a good type. Thanksday vlog. Don't talk, Eddy. Boat pokemons. This is not a new Beep Beep. No. Bookshelf tour. Going for a pokewalk. Don't drink my stuff. ME ME! Jake meets Justine! Unusually concerned! Millie!! Nice to see you. That is... bad. YouTube must be burned to the ground... blowtorch needed! FREE COW! Bump in neck?
Saturday - Baby foxes returns. Getting rid of Helium Balloon. Party.
Sunday - Phone murdered. Basically fixed. Drowzee... lousy with masterpieces and Drowzees, I'm sorry... I'm doing the thing again. I apologize. Friend of the bugs... Get the peacock! Do not get creepshot... and don't leave the flash on, that's just silly.

Last Week - June

Last Week Everything Went Wrong (May 30th - June 5th)
Monday - Day that marks the ten years of TomSka.
Tuesday - THAT WAS A LIE! Nearly done! Make it more gore! Gay Jews obviously! Quality improv. Tom forget so much! Elliott, what have you done!
Wednesday - Tara is the financier! Hattie and Mattie! Yay, Tara, break the boxes. That's... very rare. Nice leaving there, Elliott. Brilliant job as always.
Thursday - All packing! This man is always ruined! FLOODING! Bye bye money!
Friday - There are all comments from Tom's video? Okay? Live reply!
Saturday - Find Zoella. Game-themed party! Will and Rachel is lovely.
Sunday - Charlie and Adventure Time. Popsicle! Record time, Elliott! Barbecue.

Last Week I Took The Perfect Selfie (June 6th - June 12th)
Monday - Those puns are deserved to be burned. That fire extinguisher callback... that is still funny. Eddy is very upset for Evan... and also that thing has no fuel. Friend. Door killer. Doing the washing up... Tom has a Patreon??? What? I mean, Jack Conte is close to him.
Tuesday - Speaking of internet things that should be over with... Desk is clean? Executive Producer is the money person, basically. I think it was nothing. Tom doesn't like home.
Wednesday - Classic rain... script struggle. Doggie is so happy. HELP ME!
Thursday - Magical Dream Bed. Very 2012 TomSka! What was that? Smash while render... I mean peer review... I mean getting script checked on. Green Light! That's so good!
Friday - WorldStar... okay, now it's a different site. Good unboxing stuff! There's the art piece. Tommy bear plush is everywhere. SO SO HAPPY! JOKE WENT TOO FAR... you know, prank titles. Strangest video ever live. Here's a fox! So little bit unbalanced and...
Saturday - Yeah, the Cristina Grimmie thing, then the other thing... just two in a row. Forgot how terrible 2016 was. Just overall terribleness! That's cool!
Sunday - Pugs and Dead of Winter. And I said the other thing. Not a good week.

Last Week I Started YouTube Drama (June 13th - June 19th)
Monday - Silly Steven! Irish letter and cranes. Nice work! Hi to you! 100 pound pizza voucher?!?! Don't spend on me! HORSE MASK?!!! Oh no, he's crying again!
Tuesday - Lovely weather. Sammy! Upcoming movies??? Wait till you watch the video. Ice Cream review? Ellie is cool! Sorry that you are gone!
Wednesday - Subscribe to Eddache! Memory for everywhere. Kind of spiky now. Mom cuts hair! Lot of cheese from Tom's mom. I missed... Whitest of them all!
Thursday - Hasn't come out yet... shucks. Untrustworthy. HOW?
Friday - It's V. Vidcon security... non-wandering, right? So many grass. Airhorn... 2/10, not recommended at all. Legible handwriting! Bad at reading!
Saturday - Tom always finds Zoella, I really wish he finds the real Zoella and Zoella is unfazed and the whole thing is awkward. Much like that sculpture. Party for the Pringles... get some and throw and wall and there is dry ice. Steven's housewarming... ah.
Sunday - FILMING DAY! Jack is directing. The choking baby! That's a cursed image. Silvia is a weird-ass person. Adrian Bliss? I think I know what's happening!

Last Week I Stepped On A Nail (June 20th - June 26th)
Monday - THERE IS ONLY ONE END! There we go. Destroy all the videos! Elliott is going to America! There's no washing-up tablets! Off he goes.
Tuesday - GOING ON HOLIDAY! Pack 10 minutes before! Not signing city. Emma's hair is edited. Bromance... oh he has a George! We need to believe... Joke! Denny's.
Wednesday - Job? Glitter nails??? OH NO! Here's the Surfliner! Hot Topic! American beer... Why you want to put the dog's face... she's burning up. Watch Flubber!
Thursday - Not the title, lot of security. Eat Cheetos carefully. Straight to dead! WHERE'S THE SELFIE! This is blasphemy. Ooh, a panel? Phil...? Empty bus for Dan and Phil. Pabst is a nice touch. Oh, Shawna is drunk too. That's an Oscar. Very LA!
Friday - Holy Elliott. Scary, angry and sad. That party was going downhill. Mainstage panel in minutes... Going to be a thing. Uploading? Zombie protection. We're being followed? Official YouTube collab. Goodbye forever. Metaphor for consumerism. WHY YOU WAIT? Oh look at that. This is very gross. Flipside and Tom's thank you.
Saturday - On the way to the meetup... Utterly rammed! That was worth it! Trash! New meetup!
Sunday - Should probably pack. Tom is 26... in the UK.

Last Week I Ate A Pug (June 27th - July 3rd)
Monday - Welcome back and happy birthday. Tara is a dangerous human. We're safe to return. We're... STOP STOP GO TO BED! THROW STUFF!
Tuesday - Hey JET LAG! Whole three hours! Charlie is here! Mug? KART! No...
Wednesday - Sure Quesadilla! Edd should write for Adult Swim. This is a good office? Edd is definitely working. Okay... spoilers. Jeez. I love...
Thursday - Jet Lag, some say it's a bane of globalism... other than return of colonial stripping of resources, of course, but in the hazy mind of sleep, you can get some great ideas... or you can get beep beep I'm a sheep, but whatever. Tom's tired and can't do the work. 100?
Friday - Going into work and finishing sleep. There's a blotch. White whale has consumed. VLUNE and rant about Adrian Bliss... that was a lie. Fundraiser! Best performance.
Saturday - Calm day with Chloe. We came back, chill out. Great friend.
Sunday - That's too much cheerio. There's the mail vlog! YUM!