Last Week - August

Last Week Will Smith Yelled At Me (August 1st - August 7th)
Monday - Got pokecandy? Work with cleaning and audio. Oh no salad! General resurgence! Never those three red cabin! Tara being boring! Spend another. Team Carbite
Tuesday - Tiny and I writing! People are going to steal this. Smells like cannibus.
Wednesday - Filler vlogs! Invite revoked! Edgy... Lump neck. Nice drop joke. ???
Thursday - Broken phone! That's... a talent. We want movie! Squad.
Friday - So close but not quite. Fun but cluttered. Self-expression project. I remember TomSka is sad. FIND TWO ZOELLAS HARDCORE! Knock down. Carrie vote?
Saturday - Pocketful of charges. Hot piss. Enough! No. Dead flies and chemtrails!!! Ice cream break. Look at those leaves. So efficient. CHEERS!
Sunday - Tom's a fashionista. Benny the triceratops. Mail success. That's pretty dead. Hattie and Justine's birthday. NOT AGAIN, WHYY! Growlith... Terrible.

Last Week My Neck Exploded (August 8th - August 14th)
Monday - 26-year old acne. Very melodramatic. Very accomplished! Donkey Kong spectating, Olympic style. Jumping spiders and robo-wars! No rubbish!
Tuesday - Subway timelapse! You won't exclude drafts! TEN ENGINEERS?!! Everything is good now. Central talk. Save the Children! Tense stuff. Good aim! Find Zoella, Daniel Layton edition! Can't possibly tell... no personalization. GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE!
Wednesday - Sitting and being ill! EXPLOSION! Good job Eddy! Sad, No man's sky!
Thursday - SECOND EXPLOSION! Doing SitC! Mile away from entrance. More hi-vis jackets! GETTING THAT GLUTES! Sammy hates you. Unfortunately... Two-player Smash Tournament. Gagging and smelling! There's no more context. PUT THE FLUTE DOWN. Auntie Donna concert and Matt and Hatt Ley... so good, watch this movie!
Friday - Camera is charged. I have to poop. Auntie Donna > War Dogs. Justine is so excited. Nice insert there. Sloppy seconds. Return of edge. Elliott did a panel! WHY WON'T THEY STOP! Seeing Louis CK. We all saw that person... WE DID IT. PEOPLE DID IT!
Saturday - Pep talk... Syndicate? Calm... or... IT'S HAPPENING! You got to chill!!! Calling people out... I regret all these fights. All the beefs! There's so many people. Body Positivity... Tom's expertise??? Panel sneak peek. Who am I??? Camera dies again. Couple glass of wine, calm down! Jack and Dean finale!!! Always scary and massive wall!
Sunday - Vlogging to stop encounters! Elliott's quote! So gross! That was a screening! Fandom panel? Five hours... Awards ceremony. I remember Dan hosting. YEAH! Hello, everyone. He has won an award. He is very happy! 10 POUNDS! Huh? Small bean is tired, especially the camera. Back at the office. Pizza and Smash Bros. What a whirl it was.

Last Week I Invaded France (August 15th - August 21st)
Monday - Late upload because NAH! Get out of house. HD Barbecue. Don't leave... Aesthetic consultant??? Stupidest battle??? Takeaway handle? Food is still here.
Tuesday - Back at the Space! Press event. News non-worthy. TOM-CEPTION. So beauti... wait??? 14th most relatable celebrity? Let's get a new picture. TubSpa? Giant bag of popcorn! Don't drag Zoella, he's not an animator... (hits Elliott with a giant bag of popcorn) No context.
Wednesday - SILLY STEVEN!!! Good credit! Vore... nice. OFCOM for allowed. Nobody tells waht to do!!! Media bias is rampant in Last Week.
Thursday - Back in Cable car... Mat? Adrian Bliss... gay jokes straight out! FRANCE! Mind the gap or someone died. Reason... close to the airport. Meet-up?
Friday - Back to France! Sammy is so good! That was a bad choice. Cycling machine... falling luggage. LEFT THE BAG! Very French! ChateauCon 2016! Baguette and wine... now we're in France. I don't know who they are. Accent finder!
Saturday - Sanitary towel? First time? Croissant sandwich. I need a sword. Weird manager. Attainable Zayn Malik. Here's the baguette. There's a person??? Baguette boy! Blue hair = French. Cheers and double glasses with swordfighting.
Sunday - Toms Ka! That's very nice! The French are coming! TRES BIEN! Just a box of wine. Hour long Q & A with Sammy the translator? Unexpected and crew! French sitting! Very small dog. Come on and say things aren't racist for once? Winston Churchill jokes?

Last Week I Shot A Robot (August 22nd - August 28th)
Monday - La Brexit! Very bad kids? French Pokemon!!!
Tuesday - Teaching YouTube! Already stains? Robot Wars and BBC. On Brand. Aaron Sorkin will be proud. Storyboard. Boiler suites. Fruity filmmaker! Matthew help me. Shape is round. ROBOT WARS FINALE... back as a wildcard? Robots, indeed.
Wednesday - Weird color code? BBC sketch, lives on a boat. Arrived in Birmingham! Perfect condition... so many robots. Make-up... casual Monday look. Action movie Elliott. Creative vision. Not appropriate. Slumber party! That's the signature. Oddly familiar.
Thursday - Getting out of Birmingham. Back at the office. Quick turnaround. Rejected version of the script. VFX stuff... BWWWAH! We only have 24 hours...
Friday - Elliott? Dress as each other? Look at the fan! Illiterate illegitimate aesthetic. Naughty? What time is it? So much witness. Too many attacks. Sammy playing board games. Final version, getting that sketch out now... Playing the video game and public???
Saturday - Predicting views, less than 200,000 views? Coming to that airport. Charlie is dead. Green T-shirt... Look at that head-banging! Happy birthday...
Sunday - Giant car-park. It's... Like? Good... friends, buddy pals. Book is sold out? Going to watch that Robot Wars finale. RED NOSE? It's a giraffe. Run, Elliott! What a twist!