Last Week - January

Last Week I Ran Away From Home (January 2nd - January 8th)
Monday - Tom looking like a trash monster. Welcome Lucille! Definitely illegal. Stop it... Elliot does farting. Eddie emits a short burst. Bank holiday renovation. That was really good. Wrong picture. Tom is destined to be an animator. Charlie is lucky. Technical error.
Tuesday - Excuse me, sir. Nice triple pun scheme. OH NO! Messy dislike. Writing the next sketch. Vloggy-walky... not good. Satan's residence.
Wednesday - Obese to feets. 3D goodness. That was good effort. Doing comics. Oh boy... taken. Finished planning the script. Doesn't need Smash Game. Doduo?
Thursday - Packed and ready to go, as in not finding a suitcase. Star Wars with Luke Vader. Tom's a sticky boy. More interesting now. Charlie returns.
Friday - Eddie returns. Producing sketch. Christmas break. That's fair. THIS IS THE BEST INTRO! Spaghetti!!! No mints in the shop. Put everything!! No Eddie! Cancelled.
Saturday - Chloe returns. I swear I was done... you're always vlogging. Dim sums! What is this, drinking bubble tea??? Is this little moments? Standing in places.
Sunday - Elliot. Filling the cardboard. Philemona Cunk returns as a Northern... MAN! Making day by looking at planet. Expert: myself. Here's a good facts. I can't read.

The Last Week Holiday Special (January 6th - January 15th)
Friday - Wait, week doesn't begin on Fridays! Oh it's a holiday! You're no fun. Be less bored. Tenerife with all the old persons. Hunt for Doduo continues. Dang, it's on the other side of the island. Couple that plays together, stays together. Not your friend. Prawn is one, though. Interesting clothes, THEY ARE DANCING! KILL ME NOW OR HOLD...
Saturday - You sure a white and ginger baby. Back to rest. Tom has achieved his accomplishment. Pure contentedness. Everything is empty. Where Dream Comes Dotrueo. Such a cheap drink. There's a car there? We can't get down... Stop befriending! Dealing with Tom's comedy... Charlie wants help. She always wants help. Picking out towels. Asking too much. Play every day... Send help and unsubscribe. Erin was telling daddy - Game Grumps. 2014!!!
Sunday - Don't eat too many breakfast. NO BUS! Going to the zoo. Is this what you want? No appreciating art. Chasing me. Running us over. Pretty nice view. Can I get through? Germany how could you. Wonder what's he's thinking. CHRISTMAS IS OVER! Clapping seals! FEED ME THE MEATBALL! Human enclosure. He do. Make me a child. I would never. SO LONG, ZOO! Tom crushing old German woman. That's a cool tattoo.
Monday - Quite nasty messages. Working on asdfmovie. That's clever. Tom's a silly man. Charlie is a complusive liar. Good break. Taking a selfie. Looking fly as hell. Great meeting you. Dan & Phil rules all, as in Tom's selfies. They work for me.
Tuesday - The worst boss. FOUND THE FOOTAGE! So many times. Mint ice cream... missing out. Tom's wouldn't be... here? Black beach. Posedion curse you for the selfie. Let's get out of here. Deeply unpleasant. Abnormal green. Just not good. Done. THAT WAS CLOSE! So classy. Thin path and getting down on a fat man. That's fair. Charlie is a child, confirmed.
Wednesday - Tattoo time. Tom is cool now. She's beautiful. High in nutritional value. We made to SIAM PARK! So Asian themed. We suddenly turned in 2007. I mean it does feel like The Wonder Years, so there's that. Sorry, Eddie. Back from swimmy swim. Clickbait!
Thursday - Prime clothes. Getting a Machop! Zoo for plants. Very cool tree. Where is he hiding... We disagree here. Ghilbi plants. Respect... and ice cream. Angry Burger... we're sorry! Charlie is better at ping-pong... Rally doesn't... The couple that is hated. Mini-golf! Old person obstacle, hit! That's not where you put the ball. Right on the backside. Oddly freeing. Charlie rolling on a curtain?? She's so drunk. There's no flavored alcohol from the worst barman. BAD WINE!
Friday - Time to go home. More duduo, for ice cream and dog. Let's Bounce. What a boring video. A Scouse, a Geordie and a Glaswegian walking into a Burger King when a Spanish bartender says... someone finish the joke. I don't know the joke.  Stop drawing bad. Sulk and more generic footage. Any excuse to queue. Back in England at the middle of the night.
Saturday - TRAINS ARE DOWN! Multiple buses later. We brought a shark. MY original idea... You'll grow into with. No time to cool down. Proud daddy. Too cold to commit to the joke. HE HAS, he totally has. I HAVE TO DO THIS! Coming on... why try! There we go. Putting your feet into the game. Yes, half speed drunk person video is well-appreciated.
Sunday - Get up, Sammy. THERE'S A DOG! Very tidy? Dodie is cold. Testing movement. Any excuse, huh. Smells like bleach. Get out of my house! Not a crew. That's my line. Smothering vicinity. AND THE WEEK IS OVER. 10-day week. Like the Roman times.

Last Week I Trumped America (January 16th - January 22nd)
Monday - New year has begun. No rest for me. I hope you liked it... Shhh... Pooping is too highbrow. Why is no one here... glitter! MORE GLITTER! Act of terror! Missed a good opportunity. Back on set and do that joke. What happened. Behind the... DAMN IT DODIE! Reverse Muk and you get his butt. Kind of fun and kind of rushed. PANIC.
Tuesday - Go pick up a coffin. You ran a muk. Don't throw a tissue. Working a little faster and maybe getting out in Obama's world? Tom feels sick. Look at the editing note. One day late is enough. Tom takes it! Time for playground.
Wednesday - Don't kick my stuff. Car-y hell. Thousands of children... Asked for an audition... never getting a role. No idea. Rest in peace in Jorts. Returning the weight. DOING A BIG CRY! Hated La La Land that much. Keep a handkerchief. That's lovely. No, this is a wheezywaiter thing, stop stealing from other vloggers, I'm seeing this happening.
Thursday - No... Unfinished piece. Little bit of history. Ze Frank would have been a good narrator. Jack is a lovely man, good choice, too. THICC! Best thumbnail. You pass the test! LET'S PLAY SMASH BROS. Your wife is calling. Full body angle.
Friday - Noticeable shift. Four people? Storage space, web... That's young Elliott. Smashed and fine. Schrodinger's phone. Doritos. Where did the crib go. HE'S A GOOD BOY! Getting paid by the page, well, there it is. look at the comments go. Complete absence. Very clever. SEE YOU LAST...
Saturday - Five minutes. Nice sausage. SUNDANCE! YouTube course. Let's find out... CONNECTING FLIGHT? Cheers with Adrian. Good job, we're white. They pulled a gun? Good variety of films. Too much flying. Bad footage. America has good hotels.
Sunday - It's like 5 AM, All the work! Doug Liman, watching movies. DAN HARMON! It's cold in Utah! Beautiful city. Franz, the cold bear. Cursed? Completely open room. Their finest is pretty cool. Bring your dead people. I mean... it's true. Asking questions like a boss! Plot is overrated. (LISTEN MOFFAT!) Something you need. Why do we care? It's all about care. This is a suicide-free city. Snow everywhere though. Miss the parties! This is an interesting life.

Last Week I Snuggled Puppers (January 23rd - January 29th)
Monday - And the week begins. How do you get here? Photoshoot. Looking for signal? It's me??? Going again now? Emotional guy. Let's watch a movie! Audience imitate! It's a genuine fear. Going up a mountain. Tom is flying? Getting coat, writing sketches? You deserve better. This is really sweet. You look tired. That's a good movie. Californian is rubbing off... Those shoe warped. More directors for me. Tom's dead anyway, though, so...
Tuesday - M&M breakfast. Poor Annie. Stroke works. Loved and appreciated. Post-upload depression. You just walk it away... Out the film, out the control. Sundance is pretty cool, I admit. Davos of films. PICKLE NOT INCLUDED. So much short films. You're lucky. Corroded salt. Behind the star and family. That's going to be fun. Totally unexpected. Really important documentary, cultural significance. Father's journey is good. Set progression back, it happens. Backlash is good. Film might have no purpose after the second act... Greg has some denial before becoming Gigi. There's some trans documentary out there, if you're in the mood.
Wednesday - Deodorant in the toilet bowl. Adrian being very pretenious... Adrian is known for his Super 8 yearly reviews, which I always look forward to. Therapy dogs? The sign did not lie. Adrian in... BLISS! Everything is fine. Eating as commonality. Annie returns. Frosty. Tom hits! Adrian gets a big one. Get it... sad. You might kill someone. This is very cool. That's... GLASS! God bless America. Big pizza. Mother icicle. Buying artworks. YouTube is a satirist! He's all right! I do the talking, and we are a couple. Is Adrian cheating on Greg? I know nothing. That's a good way to approach art, Sarah will say that. Lots of sperm. Creepy. It's the set! Shoot the fire! I'm buying those coaster. It's a good ice cream. It's not hard... BYE!
Thursday - Good donuts. Complicated person. Guess I need this. Stabby! Last talk about event. Taking notes. Everyone is on little fire, because of the events. Write the thing! Very worried about what you think... the casuals. That's me. Keep it safe. Gross people. Angry Rudd?
Friday - Waking... We're home! Quite silly. Beard is embedded. Sexy camera boy! Consistent Charlie, NO YOU CHANGED HAIR AGAIN BUT IT'S COOL.
Saturday - No frames. Wait, behind you. There's my boy! Feeling good. After months of playing. Top percentage? Accomplishment. He plays every day. No noodle. It's Korean New Years... Oh, I guess it was. It's also Chinese New Year, if you're confused. Same day. Stumbled on an ice rink, ice skating mating ritual. Soaking wet... because they are on ice. Good silhouette. Bat fight.
Sunday - Jet lag continues. First Girl is... harrowing. Forgotten the camera, once again. Look at the detail. It's the boys. Oh, look at that... Rusty. Looking for good time? We just won, all the victory. Getting out of here and that mean's the week is over. Very smart.