Last Week - May

Last Week PewDiePie Attacked Me (May 2th - May 8th)
Monday - I love how Tom has give Elliott stuff to do for reasons. First, I thought that was smart, but now it just feels like Tom's giving him busy work. That is a simple shotlist. That's pretty cool, the flying water jetpacks. Everyone is so mad so much. More canceled offer! More wasted work! More Tom being anxious and sad in preparation for a holiday! You tell him, CAT! Maybe the name of the character that is definitely not you should be like... Tom Wellridge. Sorry.
Tuesday - Going to America again! I forgot Tom got kicked out... Hungry, kill me! Time has changed since you were five... that was weird, but nice. YouTube still exist... yay. Sure. Tom does have time for small game playing channel to grub up precious Tom space!!! See, we see that Felix is violent and will lead us into nuclear hell, if WSJ has the say. Tom has a... Casey way of doing unboxings... Andrew Gregory might have been the best person to do that joke. More controversy. Lifting moment. Here you see Laci Green getting to other people's beds... that's how Laci got anywhere... tut-tut.
Wednesday - New York in April is not nicer than London in April, whoever told you the opposite has been lying!!! Why do people think Louise doesn't like Tom? Okay, maybe she's awkward, but I don't see much disgust. Ansari has good mind. Louise just has a weird rest face, that's all. I love how even Tom doesn't like MatPat. Anyway, Tom is hard on himself about how he has the guts to ask the tough questions that needs to answered and all I'm saying Tom to Parliament! Mark knows the topic. My Goodness, I love the slight meta-ness of that. I don't know, I just think you are just... big, scary person? Maybe people think you don't collabs, but secretly you do...
Thursday - Fred Sibert and too much exposure there. New York City is so great! Mike is such a good thing to be in this vlog. That's not a restaurant!? I like Rooster Teeth has a connection. BrandCast, remember how John Green did a great speech last year... and there's Big Bird, remember how he was in P4A this year? And... oh! Um, I should focus back on Tom... Look at that drop in quality, I remember the Tom Scott video. That's such a best non-sequitur.
Friday - Time to fly home. Oh thank god. England has warmer weather?
Saturday - A day off, playing a video game. There's George. Sammy goes aww.
Sunday - Let's make a comedy sketch. Eddy does the best job, that's why you have him. Nippy man, FIRE MAN vs MOIST HANDS! Here's Jonti and Ciaran! Aggressive dog!

Last Week I Swore at a Penguin (May 9th - May 15th)
Monday - Sponsored tweet. There we go. Getting stock footage? He has a watch! Empty Central line, children refugee saved by Thomas Ridgewell. Punchline felt flat, really clever.
Tuesday - Game of Thrones. London cable car. All the shot of the cup. CLUE? Embargo... and cut! Fire extinguisher... water bottle. Classy Eddy. NO SOUND? Thick pancake!
Wednesday - Unexpected round of notes... passive-aggressive standoff! BUDGE THIS SO GOOD! Dan and Phil is only thing that's the GIFs. 90 second sketch. Meetings?!?!
Thursday - Different clothes! Spontaneous stuff and shooting vlogs. Boxes that sells like cold cakes. Beta male manifesto. Elliott fixture. Who authorized this! Camera?
Friday - Fort with Charlie! FULL CASEY! Panic edits! Non-real quotes
Saturday - Photoshoot! Enthused Teoh! You'll see... so many friends?!?!
Sunday - GOING TO A ZOO! Cat. Tom wants to swear at a DOG! Not some random penguin! Fancy edits... Monkey friend. Alpaca wants to drive. Child labor. Hyena is a dog...

Last Week I Had an Embarrassing Accident (May 16th - May 22nd)
Monday - Week has arrived. Not on the chubby train. All those Pokemon picture. Someone is going to die. Who like Game of Thrones... Tom does. Why are you denying it?
Tuesday - Always starts with a Monday. So pretty. Crash Zoom update. Burnout.
Wednesday - Midday... Eddy the scum, getting on up top. We might brand deal. Things going wrong. Kind of silly... ooh... You bought them, stupid!
Thursday - Okay, again? Got the chest hair out! Bitter! Money week! Cause I'm lazy! Ashen is a prick and Steven with slick moves. CINEMATIC HISTORY!
Friday - Tom likes detectives and might stole. GOOD DRAWING! Grey Donkey Kong!!!
Saturday - Bee Movie... Tom is so far ahead on trends. Good day for walking, Charlie! Find Zoella, fun game you can play in any store! Look, a salad! Crash Bandicoot? Brilliant! Slapping people, because he's the one doing it? Peggy Carter??? Tony Stark's head... not great.
Sunday - Slope parking, only the masterful can park on a slope. Not possible. Draw thingy that Hank used to do and they sold them in P4A, I'm sorry with this. Week is over!

Last Week I Was Attacked by Aliens (May 23rd - May 29th)
Monday - It's called a weekend for a reason! That must have been a joke. That must've been. Dogs have been driving the car. Now it's a round!!! You brought this!
Tuesday - Oil spill... jeez, people shouldn't drill there. Tom is like Reese from Malcolm in the Middle. Eddy is normal. Always normal. I think he's a robot.
Wednesday - Sleeping all day. Only about 400 clips! Making own videos??? Jeff Goldblum, potentially doing things. Business thing. It's your chocolate. You always have a crisis. Tom has great hands... Really editing! Still thinking about Bee Movie... What?
Thursday - Market research? Sammy? Dogs and Harlequin... and madness begins. Books? CONVENTIONS FOR LIFTING! Sammy! Elliott is so angry. He's not going to clip out anything! Fire hazard. Elliott is the best. He's locked. Get out pigeon. Ugly... OH SAMMY! Pugsley mug. Skateboard? I remember this show. Impromptu meet-up at TESCO!
Friday - Very convincing call you did there. Bacon roll! Battle station! The great white dome. Valley of the endless hallway... might be one of the longest hallways. Warm-up set and toilet... it's locked. Signed Bee Movie DVD... beautiful. Ellie taking a picture. Straight to bed! CCTV?
Saturday - Loose password. Ready for Day 2! Better version. The pizza guy... Close enough. Sandwich break and we're back again! There's few. Those bois! Find a fan? GO GET! Look at the embattled troops for the MCM event. Their spirits are dispirited. Nerds...
Sunday - Low voice makes me... All those people. Are we ready! Xenomorph date? Maybe the main reason is that you're so far away? Johnny Wang. Door is floating. Bye Ellen. Ten years!