Last Week - November

Last Week I Made Evan Cry (October 31st - November 6th)
Monday - Halloween!!! Nice reference. GIVE THEM THE THINGS! Overgrown plants to ward off the children... Charlie feeling maternal, this spoopy evening. Kid are echoing, there comes a-knocking... Look at that little kid. Trailer park boy? Polygamy!
Tuesday - Intentionally running late? OH NO! Vine? Algorithmically demoted. Massive fan people. That was the joke... unintentional. Nerd flu! I'm dying!
Wednesday - Stealing motorbikes (in a dream). Unwell, though. Dragons? Pshaw! Mine turtle standby! This franchise is very resilient. Incredible Hi-Def. Look at that ginger beard. Eye symbolizes... it's very deep. Tom is getting... inspirational?
Thursday - Shooting in Hungary? That's a different country? This game is boring. Organize first, write later. We need a new sketch! That's pretty good. Selling out all the way! Smash Bros is getting intense. Bad sideburns are a thing in Belgium, so cool!
Friday - Sammy Paul! Back to the Brussels. Looks like everywhere else. Humble and unexciting marriage. Sexy fling, oh no. Going to Mars? Tintin prick... it's nicer than France! Say something... Drug Opera??? Where are the YouTubers? Pretty catchy? No, bad advertising! There we go! Making dad jokes... while one's dad is dead! Going to have fun. Luke is pranked so hard... Time for MCM Belgium with a new pole loosening challenge. There's more cars... Sleep with my friends... THAT'S A TRIPLE BUNK BED! Just the right number of  kids. Silent hill remake?
Friday - That's a cathedral. Take off your jumper!!! I can't speak French! Picking up a little. Do not sleep under the table. How do you turn this thing? Shot by Evan. KEEP DABBING! Breaking the wall down. Luke no! Changing the Dab game. Quiet dancing. Old days? Going home with a... YouTube Food review... everyone got curry. English mode. Small creator?
Sunday - Long shower... All cool. My kids love ya. Please laugh. Let us singing! It serves no purpose. All wrapped. Great joke. Tom is savage. Appalling. It wasn't funny. I always love the beef that Tom does all the time. Supposed to be partner! LATE FIRE! What a night.

Last Week I Spent 23,000 on Food??? (November 7th - November 13th)
Monday - Charlie and Sophie. Monkey Man adventure. Do the dance. He's a vapist! Very tasty deal... Video in 7 days, 90 seconds of promo? Fake twitter war. Sniper pug... that version. NO ONE IN TWITTER! Will pizza help. Evan liked dad jokes. Keemstar part is probably on the top of the list. That edit was weird. WHO KNOWS! Slight oversight?
Tuesday - Short memory loss. Singing. Oh no! Context, HUNGARY! Walking the wrong way... BOOM POLE? Feeling so hot. Budapest is like a sex. Getting drunk. Nice bed... Writing the sketch? Certainly have more numbers. Kind viewers. Not fair.
Wednesday! Stop leaving the country! Want that to ruin my life. Fall over the mud. That's a real cabbage. It was a simpler time + firetruck. We returned from Hungary? Point! Oh no, Elliot! They pulled it off! That's a wooden spoon. Land of mud and sorrow. Eat the flower, the hungry baby? 23 Grand... that's not that expensive. Building... love?
Thursday - Questioning everything... Relatable boom pole. So much of Hungary. She was a very young lady... It's a good cold. Why little boy? Oh man! Day off chair!
Friday - It's my mates. Kick the child and in the day off chair. Quick friend day. Favorite London monument. Two bits? Thanks for sharing the pain. We already seen Chloe...
Saturday - Nice hiding the surprise with people. YouTube came through! Who is it? EMMA BLACKERY! Get that shot. That was beautiful memories. New memories. Reel Big Fish, got punched. Divorce? Lessons learned. Cambridge is beautiful.
Sunday - Flooded with adrenaline. That's Lion Cat. That was... pretty entertaining. Tom is cute... Memory corner. Not accepting name. Cipher, the college years. Family look. ALL THAT FAN ART... Changed idol... edgy. Axe gun, one stone. That's lot of hair! Crisp! Bowling! I'm starting to get sad with all this fun times they are having. I feel so alone. Cheers!

Last Week I Got A New Job (November 14th - November 20th)
Monday - Tom wants a boring week. Getting interviewed. I own this now. Monday look. This is some skull. More pizza. Dad's beard. Depression show.
Tuesday - Redacted mail time. One of those days.
Wednesday - 6 AM is not the finest hour. Handing out Metro? Side gig. Taken to the National Portrait Gallery. David Mitchell's ancestry? New look? Subtle security. Did a interview. Convinced? I'm being paid one dollar? Perpetuating the lie! Elliot crashed. All that speed. Replying to comments and that San Junipero moment... thumbs up indeed. So great.
Thursday - Stuck in traffic, I can ride a train... Choir? People are cropping that out. That was a weird. Flawless flip! This is a lift! Diving so deep quickly! Stealing cheese... All that campaign. Eloquent explanation, Tom. Trainwrecks coming soon!
Friday - Return of Neil! This is not dubbed. That was really good. ALL THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT! Depression is annoying. Toblerone new size... Dog is cute.
Saturday - Speaking of unsettling... people eating and jacuzzis. This is useless. Hat me.
Sunday - Return to studio. Talking about the issues. Be you! So much change. In the mess explosion, and the office is clean. Sleep is for the weak. Grateful, fortunately.

Last Week Hazel Beat Me (November 21st - November 27th)
Monday - So much stuff to remove. There's nothing to distract. Banter... You can't just bung it in! Hacking Last Week. Working the overseer. Indie filmmaker? Being Orange and XCOM is very glitchy now. No, I can't see it either.
Tuesday - Getting that Feng Shui! Elliot can do the flip. Waistcoat = Sleeveless hoodie of suits. Prepubescent girls and non-friends with Evan. Hole of fans. Shut up, I'm having a... Hey, Mari-Ann! Eddie is going to be in all the gifs! Presenting awards! That's the professional Tom! Adrian Bliss is the master of the narrative vlog. DODIE! AND HAZEL BEAT YOU... Nice capturing. Getting a lot of gifs there. That's a weird statement... You'll win next year. Eddie is... someone. REAL WINNER IS... zoella? Look at that Dora glitch.
Wednesday - Everything hurts. Cleaning the baby. #spon! That man went took my turtle. Tom got swerved, sad days. Script is white.
Thursday - More cleaning. That's a lot of bottles. Intense and cool.
Friday - Tried, didn't work. That was cool. Buy a shirt! Get out of my way. Time for very bad stuff. AMAZING GRAPHICS! Connor good job. You had one job. 10/10
Saturday - Fantastic, I love buses... There's the proof. GETTING DRUNK! She was so wet... Zach the doggo, quality content.
Sunday - Charlie is proud of Tom. Only in appearance. Good movie. Fantastic.