Last Week - July

Last Week My Brain Broke (July 4th - July 10th)
Monday - So many boxes!!! GO ELLIOTT GO! Let's start again. Tom is unwell but can big strawberry can help? He doesn't want to eat it! Tom is slow reader like Hank. Maybe slow reader are good at this internet thing... and maybe that's why I'm not good.
Tuesday - Sleep in my office! Copyright infringement!!! This isn't engrish, this is just marketing mumbo-jumbo. Which doesn't evade the sweatshop really. Sorry, Ben! So many mail! NOOOO! Wait! Is it in the sketch??? Just delete the damn account!
Wednesday - Tasty Chick Chick... Beep Beep Pokemon Go is out! Tom is a selfie expert... he has a prize and everything! Does not air good, apparently.
Thursday - Charlie has a new hair color!!! Also has a nice back... (I shouldn't said that) Shiny one is pink and Pug stuff as always. Goodnight everyone.
Friday - Big emergency and all the doctors. Oops, did my brain bad. Accidental homoeroticism. Crash Zoom returns. Smash Brother become angry.
Saturday - Pewdiepie video making fun your genitals... that's the mark taunting you, breaking your mind into little tiny pieces. You're marked forever, Tom. Depressing. Hayley doing the Cat Attack stuff while Tom draws more stuff. Drink that Red Bull!
Sunday - Han Solo dies is a good name. All that blue m&m's. Week is over.

Last Week I Quit My Job (July 11th - July 17th)
Monday - ROBOT WARS!!! There's more pokemon. Tap dancing! Good to be loved. Being cool??? Jack and Hazel! He looks sad, doesn't he?
Tuesday - Forbidden Planet signing??? Sweating signing! No, yeah... The mountain of Crash Zoom Episode 6! Nice snapchat move there, someone.
Wednesday - I QUIT! SHUTDOWN THE PRODUCTION! WE REACHED THE BREAKING POINT! He has become the Ahab! Who also doesn't read books? Pokemon Go is not out, but Summer in the City is definitely getting some awards?
Thursday - Pokemon Go is finally out! This guy has caught a pokemon! Trainer and trainers. Tara has a fun day... getting dumped? Oh, what's with that...
Friday - Pokemon pareidolia. No one is playing Pokemon Go in Trafalgar Square. Team Blue, Grey and Black??? Sharing a cultural phenomenon!
Saturday - Funny and original and all the servers are down! What's the point of walking anymore?!?! Walking everywhere without Pokemon??? This is said screening!
Sunday - Tom's dream corner. I do remember your South Korean mother writing The Bee Movie. That's quite a hit in your mother's home country. Got some mail! FUTURE TOM!!! Really good at being with a break! Mail vlog will be late! Who is Tom anyway? Sammy is now dat boi. Nice. Oh, Bertie... TEAM INSTINCT! Come on, he's... he's actually just throwing rocks. YOU CANNOT USE OTHER ITEMS?!?!?!? Sammy is breaking apart. Uncharted 4.

Last Week I Took A Break (July 18th - July 24th)
Monday - FUN! Something has arrived! THE VLOG CAMERA! I don't know how it works. OOOH, it's so crisp! My face is now terrible now. Back on the med! More efficient mail vlog. Not displaying all the blurred out stuff... more work for Elliott! Cool guy! What is a Cubone. Liam is going to be so great. Little middleground. Pokemon Go Idea Channel. Ehhh.
Tuesday - I'm loving the remixes. Melting phone. Charlie in HD! Nice flower crown. Pokedate! Getting the pokeball. I know this road. Come back to me! Good for society??? Clacton is only for Pokemon Go only. Wrapper? Sparkling water. Boss.
Wednesday - Pool party. That's very nice. Great deal. So many progress. Oh... SAGA! Holding your phone tightly. Who are you, Jack? Who's that guy? PUNS!
Thursday - Nice. Office interview. Reading comic books. Younger generation getting education. Tom is fine with Wasps... just not bees. THAT's COOL.
Friday - Quiet version. Time to chill. Soak the sun. Oh.
Saturday - That's probably the best version. That is some hi-res nipple. THAT's MORE THAN FIFTY PEOPLE! Camera ran out of battery. I now feel familiar. HE'S BEEN FOUND!!! Ghostbusters was a disappointment. YouTube productions? Yeah.
Sunday - This is the normal version. Make sense now. Trying to audio podcast? Piecemeal promo. That's very nice. Www.whateverisonthescreen.com. Stranger Things.

Last Week I Broke My Phone (July 25th - July 31st)
Monday - BACK IN THE OFFICE! Super depressing! Tom doesn't watch TV now. ROBOT WARS! Holigay, nice! More shelves! Promotional poster. Panic attack public house unwind. Mother wants to know what gear do you use... then she comes back to get fame??? YESSS!
Tuesday - Not a good way to write a sketch. TomSka doesn't want behind-the-scenes. One-way patreon account. Fast walking tube scene. Lost two pound.
Wednesday - Friend Justine. Impulse buy shelf! Mocho Loco Frapchuino. Weird layer for Edd. Very strange... decorating the background.
Thursday - Finished all the drawing! Matt Ley checking twitter. Win-ding??? That's not how you say that word. Not in the right place, wandering home.
Friday - Writer's block is not a good type. Thanksday vlog. Don't talk, Eddy. Boat pokemons. This is not a new Beep Beep. No. Bookshelf tour. Going for a pokewalk. Don't drink my stuff. ME ME! Jake meets Justine! Unusually concerned! Millie!! Nice to see you. That is... bad. YouTube must be burned to the ground... blowtorch needed! FREE COW! Bump in neck?
Saturday - Baby foxes returns. Getting rid of Helium Balloon. Party.
Sunday - Phone murdered. Basically fixed. Drowzee... lousy with masterpieces and Drowzees, I'm sorry... I'm doing the thing again. I apologize. Friend of the bugs... Get the peacock! Do not get creepshot... and don't leave the flash on, that's just silly.