Friday, October 31, 2014

TCGS - Episode 78

Nostagia says Hallie as we start the episode! (No Bill) PETE & PETE

Pathetic Attempt, Human Fish not feeling! LLC! Murf goes down Saturday! Bethany, Human Fish! Nice Impression. Doris Day vs Dazed and Confused

HE IS BACK! Filmed in the next town! Mike Marona and Danny Tamberelli... Star-strucked!

Route 280... I remembered! Let's hug it out! Dedicated service??? MURF VS GIMGHUL!!! (awesome) Law Officer? Coming CLEAN! WE have to go? What should I do?? Bailed! 8th?? Expose down in Chapel Hill , solid thumbs up! Hollywood Gethard!! Dangerous duet.

Random Manesha's tenure is up?!?! Most Random Random!! Best song for a random!

Jeremy from Binghamton - Manesha in Gimghul... plant and kidnap... most terrifying thing ever...! Pete vs Pete Petunia!!

Ariel from Long Island - Ghost on the 59th studio... really creepy! Foley artist? Great hair?

Dougie from CT - Felt stronger... Manesha memory... After the show! I'm not Manesha? Intense? Fun? Memory? Disrespectful!?

Clip? Video Montage? The seat of Manesha... That was inspiring! Her eyes. Real, genuine person.

Living in People's memories... Just be gracious... just go with it! This is for them!

Leda - With Heidi and Kyrie(?) Singer is shaky but the music is solid. Upcoming culture gone!

I know where that place is! Only the Robin Byrd Show! Don't...

CALSTEAD - What the... Super Bowl on a plane! Watched vs Don't watched BREAKTHROUGH! Performing at Oscar and the Petes' and nostalgia... 1976... pretty good! Amazing!

Vacation Jason - Island flavors... Easier than expected... Smoking a doobie in bungalow. Jerkface... Whole universe! Manesha went on a vacation? Turning real evil! Omar is the star? Very evil!

Ginger will hunt down with their stare!!! Toxic presence!

Maxine in Manhattan - First time live for most people! Shunned! Next Random, we don't care! Drummer on Leda??? Our replacement.

Shelby from KY - Fire in the dorm! Billy Zane! The Real Dick in Titanic! Lived in box! No fate!

Jessie from Boston - Helen vs Mona Ellen

Steve from Pittsburgh - Gas powered ball cart! Leftover food... and cart!

Second song - Upcoming New York scene, it is deliberate trash? (Okay, don't do that... NO mean.)

Random George and Metalhead and Dougie from CT? Great comedian...

K-sic - Mr. Tastee... Winter???

Erin in NY - You got 7 minutes! Your suggestion! The God to Manesha? X vs Y vs not WELCOME

MAXINE ARRIVES! Adam in VA - One of my fav. Feel like Pete & Pete! Danny's blood!

Andres in MA - Final Caller... Very nice! Department of Defense!!!!


TCGS - Episode 77

BELLY BURRITO!!!! Discerning eye! I will label you!! In San Fran! (No Joe)

Extra Facetime Man - Iron Fist! Applause break! Bethany, Shannon, Murf wintered up! Paid cash! MURF vs GIMGHUL = The final speech! Why so secret! Hushed silence!

Brainstorming ideas... BELLY BURRITO... Meticulous planning... extent of idea? Aim for latter?

Sea of shaking heads... saddest musical guest!!

Ariel from Long Island - CONGRATULATION!!! Jim Gaffigan... go up! Trying?? Weird short?

Self conscious about body?? Nice weird short? Cook that soup! Stay and watch! Dr. Phil of comedy!

CALSTEAD - Long time no see. Remind of this episode! Back up topics! Flour Tortilla! Infamy!

Forced to stare... Killer GIF! Jessie from Boston - OMG. Physical fight? Chest wants to be involved! Nailed it, put that guacamole!! Now a foundation! Magic of technology!!

Geoff Rickly - It's a nice slow rock ballad... a quiet and melancholy. Sad music dancing is the best!!

Only plan for success! Jersey Dave... used napkin! Filthy NOSE! We're done talking! Consecutive!

Andres from MA - FOURTH CALL???? Worst telephone call!! Funeral is sad. Lovely crying! Play? Crying battle!! That's all fine! Congratulation to C-! It's okay to have a sad life! Extra tortillas! Worst.

THE SHOW HAS HIT THE HIGH POINT! Human Fish Video - THAT WAS AMAZING!

Jose from Seattle - So Excited! Spoiler? Slide whistle of disappointment! CHEESE!

Millie from NH - Very sick?? Not feeling great! SOUR CREAM!!!! Story time...

Harry from MA - Technical difficulty? Simon from Vancouver?? Anybody! Defuse the bomb!

Dave from ??? - I missed my... SALSA? Well-played, sir!!!

Luke from Chicago - Pretty pronounced... no onion! Two left! Throw the f-ck down! You're fun. Shannon shout out... Hang up the phone

K-Sic from PA - Only jerk from Facebook! More of a taco person...

Second song - Little dark and yeah it's very sweet. It's weird and I don't dig it... but you know, it's...

I think we should add beans... Josie in Richmond - Reading the book. Yeah, I guess so...

Aunt Treesap in MD - Going for pinto! Refried Beans! They taste better... Favorites!

Bobby from NY - No Coriander... Ground cumin? Get the brown rice!! Roni will eat!

Simon from Vancouver - You're there! Ger and get out there!! Let the sleeping dragon die!!

Omar - Beep Beep... Lady on the tramp! That was amazing!!! So-So... and diarrhea! No towel!

Jamie and Rob (swedish fish) Mark is there... Rob think it's okay.


TCGS - Episode 76

WOOOAW! Failed chat and a coconut soda. Bethany, Shannon, Murf (out of Costa Rica) and Omar?

All the downlow... Yay, Dave! JP Morgan Chase?? Flying out unhassled?

Technical Difficulty! - Burning Plastic??? Stunning contribution! Best pun?

Angel and Devil - Good or Bad Advice? 212-996-1413...

Andre from MA - Yellow Jersey! Stop doping! Sound like Mom? Internship, Bethany good advice. When a therapist doesn't like you...

Shelby from KY - E-mail? No, Danger Zone! Wrong number? Not watching the show. Ask a friend? Even more public harassment? I don't see black people? Fan a cell number!

Little Seizures - This is the second time LLC has been a part of the musical guest... So, quality. Lift!

Alyssa, checking in after a long time!!! - Covered in blood!! Patron saint... phone in! Pandora's okay! Lowest expectation, can't phone it! Don't be more sucky! Most job can lie! So confident! College... Light and stealable... never be found? Gimghul castle??? For the bird!

Megan from OH - Getting over people... still be open to the feeling! Don't get over... just recognize. Then just have sex with people!

40 YEAR OLD GOOSEY! - Couple day or a month! On a downturn!

Cara from KY - Greatest Dancer and greatest date? Smoke signal? Being a devil! $35!!

Lumberjack behind a plant - Confident and Wealthy women! We don't pay you to talk! Picking him!

Human fish update video - He's cold! Sushi documentary... Jiro, a monster!

Ariel from Long Island - Open Mic this week! Public Access interview! Continue the deception! Lying is soooooooooo fun! Try a mix of them! Have a power of life! Very reasonable!

Bernice from TX - Dougie is a real person!!! Seal has bad skin! Phone number?

Talia from Ithaca - This is the family! Going on Ariel's show! TRANSFER! Permission granted.

Second song - The song is pretty short. Plenty of surfing!!!

Tim - DARK CALL... Making the effort! Parents are from a different time! Car crash then suicide... Dumb comedy is for you... not yelling? slipping on banana peels?

Leena - Spoken for!! Rick Flair Woo! Low standard! First fight?! Good to be back! I have feelings...




TCGS - Episode 75

LOSER! or something. Never be the rat nest? 212-289-2802 Greatest concert!! non-organized lesson?

People coming on up tonight! Murf confront Gimghul in Feb. 9! Gimghul research! Balls of steel!

Number change... TV and tumblr!!! Cobbled 10 second at a time, and NO BAND???

Loser chooses you... Loser is the New Nerd! New T-Shirt! Never sell the shirt! JESSE VENTURA!

(Okay, it's James Adomian... he's awesome, too.) Andres from MA - Messed up teeth. Depression! Did not know the Current President? OK...

Jeremy - Trying to beat Andre? Not the one. Robot picture and gay porn!

Stellan from Sweden - Good morning! He's been gotten too? They are starting???

Todd from Pittsburgh - Hero is Rick Flair? High point!

Bethan is unemployed... living free! Homeless! Asthma... pneumonia! Get the inhaler!

Jessie from NY - Random Manesha?!? Where only the billionaire go... MURDER!!

Screaming Female - The replacement seems better than whatever what you got before. Nice prop.

Pinball hat... look as us. Having pimple? Allergic with dry cleaning sheets.

Nick from MI - OMG I'm sorry... have a laugh. WOW? Took a sad turn! New World Order??

From the crowd... Dad is loser... recorder quarter playing Call Me Maybe... Denise - Zynga, Trophy?

Human Fish Video - Hey I know that art space! Melodrama at finest. Makeup?

Max & Allison taking down Gimghul - Connected to the top! Mail Government ID! Couldn't care. Jesse, Skrillex, and Henry Kissinger... Drop the bass!

Sophie (Loser Queen) from TX - Anxiety is back! Moving to NY!! Peed on myself... Still Queen! Pregnancy Exercise... Nuclear Radiation? Awesome call!

Dougie from CT - Social anxiety, Drank bleach, talks weird! Shout to the Rats! Hooray!

Nathan Wagner from KY - Potential make-up! Ashbury U! Born premature, consume w/o affection! Resemble the 13 year old! Tuck Everlasting... Pro-lapsed Anus from Bethany! My God~!

Stellan... or Phil Jackson, Poet - Triumphant return! A wonderful mix of humor and insight!

Second song - This is very fun and entertaining!

Dougie... - Oh, so that's why the background was... outside-y.

Stellan - Forty body pierce... Me Character... uncomfortable. Losing weight. Keep cutting?

8th most enthusiastic conspiracy theorist in MNN and special ending song!!


TCGS - Episode 74

Keeper and Company, Keep it fresh and light! Domestic terrorism?

Vietnam in 3500? Bad investment? Keno roulette craps blackjack! Cray Behar???

So many holes... hybrid genitals! Golden Goddess and Bananaman? Behind the batteries?

Neo-twitter? Lots of rebranding? Nipple news and breast cancer high???

Pick-axe and a shanty in the breast? Studio lot investment... Deadwood's 14th season!

Deadwood is everywhere... ah, it is true. Stillman... evil dictator, clone lady parts.

Stripper mining... more prostitutes?!? Separate career! All over neo-twitter #wormhole.

Kardagenocide??? Surrogate-carry... Immortal OJ? Rubber neck??? First ticker-tape!

Everything just make sense after a talk! Andres from MA - Rat Nest Q? Dyson Sphere... Clause??? Beantown... no? End of month?

Farmer of 1835 - Missouri to California! Pretty into clay! Sadness farming! Melancholy!!

Pearl and the Beard - Ah, it's into the A Capella category. And the strings with weird drumsticks...

Vacation Jason enters! Time tricycle! What a original time! This is betting in 3500??

That's a complete lie! Suck it to bite it! Spin-off Sequel?? Watch the table?! Perfect morning show!

No backup! Tunnel Mail! Suck and bite off before... throat control? Bit fell into the volcano!

Great bodega... you'll find it! Video - This is a serial killer film. Blinding?

Teriyaki Pterodactyl  CALSTEAD! - Heaven is for child .... oh god! Active violation of the beach!

Another caller (Chili's!) - Philip, CA - 6/9/1999 Tower, umberella, fruit, sand! Buy stock in USA!

A-Pex... Hall of Famer Second song - White inspiring with nice voices... IDK. It's okay.

Time crossing - Welcome back to Morning??? Plenty laughter! Better opening??

Stellan from Sweden - Frigid North? Bedtime story? Long journey for a good joke~!

Movie Reviews in President Lincoln - Confused of Lincoln and Session!!

Aaaahhh.... that's why Abe hunting is a thing. Carbon Dioxide to ball to the black market?

Elderly gay couple right through the G's... F-cked and shot!!! Weird chant!

Thursday, October 30, 2014

TCGS - Episode 73

CHAT RATS!! Bethany feeling good. Hats episode? Man behind not a plant. A new year!

212-996-1413 with the black bars! technical difficulty?? HYPERRESOLUTION! Bill forgot!!!!

Chris's resolution - down to 150 pounds!! Always carry the scale! Scale app???

Hot Dog Parrish - Resolution Enforcer!!! HE WANTS TO HOLD IT! So say we all???

Andres from MA - Rat's nest? Better Grades and talking to girls!!! ON THE CASE! Bathing suit?

Megan from OH - Student teaching... not-noble profession? I feel like... bad joke. Shannon in zone! Birds teaching Special Education... Finish it off!

Bethany's resolution - Every week is different! I'm proving??? Transmitted...

KITTY PRYDE RETURNS - Kitty looks like a young Hallie. One of my fav. rapper. Happy Birthday Rob Malone, technical difficulty???

Sideline interview??? Getting old and feels new! The difficulty bit got funny again!

Lee from CA - Making EP and you have a in!!! Bad at music booking!

Stellan is coming to New York!! Kickstarter to Sweden

Erin from NY - Making awkward... Ariel??? - Phone stopped working again!

Chris is accessible... Shannon, proudly inaccessible! Food donation... book in hand? Are you okay???

Great sweater... being mysterious? Ariel from Long Island - Northwestern? Oh... welp. Stand-up! and Start drinking! (Can't endorse...) Fall face-down... yell a homeless guy! Still behave like a drunk! Dancing like a drunk man! Go do that one! Opposite encouragement.

Video dispatch Human Fish - That was... something.

Harry Wood - Great college! ADD... better texting! Hot Dog will go to a texting regimen.

ORDER DOESN'T MATTER Coop from KY - Want abs! NO. Find the videos??? Be more curious?

Insane lighting of the Human Fish... Bethany has gone cougar?

Erin from NY - Watch more movies... get film savvy. Casablanca, Star Wars... BANNED?

Lakitus - Home Alone reference. I feel uncomfortable... very uncomfortable. Nice reference.

Bananaman - WEAK! Cannot be taught! Hallie boos and chant for Hallie! Weird???

Clayton - Not... Ex-girlfriend? Chris going all-in... Tough love... Murder text thing? MAN... Dexter?

Calstead!!! - SPEND MORE TIME ON THE COUCH!!!

TCGS - Episode 72

THE Chat Rats... No Orlando and Julia? The show is dying?!? He shares a house with Phil Jackson?

Technical Disaster addition?! Getting less funny! No one's accusation? Word game...

Grim and intense topic!! Again 212-996-1413... Energetic, cheerful guy...? Legit comedy!!!

Tim McGorry - Not good. Losing the place?! Problem all over. He's good. Long call and weird end!

Claire's Diary - Female Punk Rock always feels so happy, even though they are angry and it's weird.

That is the most amazing concert I ever heard! MURF VS GIMGHUL! Feb 9th on Chapel Hill!!!

McRib convert??? Wept through Lion King! Depression episode? This is physically taxing!!!

Video (Right on time~) - Weirdest preview I ever seen. HOLLYWOOD GETHARD!

Andres from MA - CHAT RATS or RAT NEST... new year! Sleepwalk with me... Birgbila! School Me, Joe, Murf and out of high school, chase the dream! SHOW INSIDE POOL

CALSTEAD - Dog are panicked. Valium from Butts! MATH. Couch preserved. Streisand good. Podium is so fun!!

Shaft from MA - Male period = Panic Attacks! Take some LLC! Already there...?

Second song - This is so fun... Everything is so fun!

Colby - Just doing a TV show. Attack on Goosey... Sincerely! Supermarket? Haircut? Too Hard?!!?

Jake - Long time watcher, first time caller. Breakdown - Consciousness is a gift and a curse. Yes. Greener pasture... also recently dumped? Huh.

TCGS - Episode 71

Really bad technical problems! T-Shirt Night! Maybe? Hoodie and sick with Bethany and Shannon!

Bad Memories in Harlem? Beautiful building! Fast reading!!! 214-996-1413

(Industry secret?) Conversation You Never Had??? Sick and can't tolerate? phone work?

Let's get an audience!! Runner-up Random Sabrina! Angry man and Sick sisters show.

Shannon also quiet 4 years? Forced blame!!! Cartoonish Evil mom??? One-armed hug!

Phone check?!? Rich from control and miracles!!!! CALSTEAD!!! Sugar-free Jello!!

Shannon as fish... Hurricane, drink vs Hurricane, storm Mark Sanchez vs Offensive linesman arse! Funny Girl vs Funny Lady Key Lime: Yes vs No Calstead vs Calls Alive!

Franz Nicolay - Young and spending lot of $? Get a bankrupt credit company with Ben Folds.

Franz joins us! Jessie from NY - Brother's grindcore and Pete Holmes. Gethard just bashes Pete!

Ariel from Long Island - College App! Wants to write screenplay? Grandma? Self-flattery...

Video ??? - silence? Even more silence! Claire from Oakland - Omar spell-checked! Dad Franz!!!! Let boys see your pussy... (cat?)

Shelby from KY - Hot Dog Parrish hypothetical and Chris is the Hot Dog! That eyes~! Tone!

Mark from studio - Anxiety attack! Gethard sing The Mountain Goats...

Second song - Songs are silly and yet the powerful voice carries the song away!!

Andre from MA - Running gag... I'm Rubber and you're Glue? Oh, Shannon! I hope so... WOW!!!

Review: Technical - 1 Comedy - 10! Wow, is the comedy up the top!

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

TCGS - Episode 70

(Oh, Joe is here!) SANDWICH NIGHT... was week before. Joe was powerless... from a hurricane.

Man Behind the Plant, Mimi, Shannon, Murf, Bethany, Human Fish, Bobby Monyihan returns!!! Joan Rivers vs Jonestown Massacre Used to life of chaos! Random Manesha memorial seat!

Time Lord who is late... Keeper is partially undressed! (Keeper, played by Anthony Atamanuik)

Andre from MA - Pretty excited, secret technique for being first... Suspended? Math in HS.. ack!

This is a jam-packed guest... It's been a while It's personally!!! Nailed that! Space fight?! X vs Y Wonderful kissing... That's an fan-fiction ending! Greatest moment.

Craig Finn - Who The Mountain Goats looks like in 15 years.

Ian from NJ - Sometime on Network TV... this is gonna be amazing! Habukkuk from Austin... Greatness... It got weird real fast. Keeper had acting lessons!

Calstead - Sorry... Holly and made-up scene! Forced Ritz Carlton!!! That play wins Tony?

Thanksgiving leftover portrait??? THAT'S AMAZING! I feel good about that. Cake??

David Mamet??? FAN fiction??? okay... Always be Closing... classic line! Bobby monologue!

Hologram of the Hintmaster?! oh, No! Greatest Dance Party simulation! I love you all!

Ariel of Long Island - Very... noble! Second song - Let us all implore the southern acoustic sound.

Phil Jackson on command! This is scathing exploitation! The show will continue? Bumpy landing.

Our final night in the.. oh, you can see the love. Hot Dog Eulogy. Weirdest ending ever???

Review: Fiction: Good. Execution: Good in principle... um, weird ending.


TCGS - Episode 69

Sandwich Night Salute by Sandwich King, Shawn Destin. (So this is where Joe disappears..?)

Accidentally made a holiday and many sandwiches! Jean as Jackie O? Turkey Avacado... classic.

Shawn, don't lean... Ruby, a child full of joy and wonder... cheese with roll. Omar, a mainstay... Great Fresh Mozzarella... Random Orlando, incognito greens? Entire chicken sandwich? Running late!

(That was the manifesto to Earth Sandwich) Dessert sandwich for Andre from MA!

Bacon and mustard... just a bacon sandwich. Sandwich has a generous meaning here.

Shannon brought salami in a cooler? Frank from AUS - Little after lunch... Australian sandwiches... Stumped at a hard-hitting question! Vegimite needs to collaborated... love the... community.

Sandwich Night vs A Midsummer Night's Dream From Europe and Mexico??? Spanish chant??

Homeless hatred? Not a fan of crusts. Ellen approves Ruby... Mimi's stand! Soft Rye shoutout!

Erin from New York - Very chaotic, happily. S'mores added! Fish doesn't know sandwich... let the Vacation Jason solve that! Italian Sub? Never wear boots... changing border (Shannon, a coast guard) Super inspiring? Native american vs Smallpox (everytime.) Hummus was great.

First time here... Chris is very skeptical... YOU DON'T LIKE ME!!! Gluten-free (very dry) Inexplicably called the best dating site on Upper East Side? Literal and Metaphorical Meat Market.

Potential illegal immigrant and a jingoistic... rebuilding Phil's broken dream.

Calstead!!! - Once sat bench! and B!tch is a cat??? Really great! Manwich vs Monte Cristo

Chicago native... one time thing? More pajama for next year! Domestic goddess likes a classic!

Give out the internal rage! Bad video - Enjoying the Bill Pullman sandwich? It's fair. It's PUN! Dissent brought down... Swedish Fish, and now a abomination. Good... then got bad.

Sandwich night to control room! Beef Jerky, a limelight last episode? Corey Palmer... salute!

Come down and get a sandwich! Sarah from CA - LA... but now with... Sriricha! Easy to eat!

One Cherry Tomato and Hot Sauce!! Compete in Olympic! Olympic Pedigree! Thanksgiving over.

Rita in a post-sandwich relaxation. Elena with Gummy Worm? Jackie is super focused! Hate???Winning the Beef-off has the changed the life of Rob Malone! Beef off is proud moment?

Only to make sandwiches??? RITZ CARLTON! The Pyramid - SKIP THE VEGETABLE!

Ariel from Long Island - Diversify by hummus and Middle-eastern flavor. Great improvement!

Tommy Gun from LV - Pizza Big Mac! Cat in LA - Cross-country united by sandwich!!!!

GREATEST INVESTMENT let's get more hot sauce!!! We have fun. Out-of-state episode???

Review: That was the best ending! Come on, it's Sandwich Night!



Monday, October 27, 2014

TCGS - Episode 68

No Joe again? Excited for Beef-Off. Typical intro, Bethany, Shannon, Beef Hall of Fame?, Catholic School likes beef, Human Fish Stanley Kubrick vs I just sh!t a brick Replacement Random??? CALSTEAD IS HERE!

This is a beef-off! Contestant: Jersey Dave (True champ?), Jesse Vanderburg (state of mind), Cowman Ken Beck, Rob Malone (with class), Anthony "Hot Dog" Parrish (zen-like approach!)

Survival Approach! Recent interest of Fish is photography! I'm in tears! Getting heated up! Oh, wow.
JERSEY DAVE audio likes him... tradition is not Gethard. Calstead could have been dead.

Moisture - Singing is little too quiet... just saying.

Joey in LV - Going pretty good... Not stop posing. Stop with the patty.

Josh Sharp comes in... (He's the vampire...) I could see it. Do not... um... Jesse, Hot Dog (intense), Stellan approves?, ROB! unsteady... Pilates? Ken tries everything... pretty good. 100% playing... Most Beef off... that was a pun and a promise!

Keith's Cock-cutters 2!!! - This is violent... He's not gonna see it! 10, snuff films rules?

Independent strong-willed women, Bethany plays a scared women. Murf's the assailant! Udder play! Hmm... Orlando was right. Jesse, nice jump to the inflatable couch! Rob takes Bethany, instead?! MOOOOOO... Ken Beck is out.

Sam from LA - Short on time, survivor redemption! Super beefy!

Josh from Seattle - Doing good! Glasses in shower... I don't know...

Tree-animator? - Sensitive approach from Hot Dog... Very touching! Diana??

Second song - Just a good-ole hardcore rock... Most insane band! Rob vs Jesse

MUG for the home viewer The Guantlet of Beef!

Ariel from Long Island - Rob Andrew from MD - Moisture Simon from Vancouver - Abstained. Alex from NC - Rob Katy - Rob, Other Brian - Jesse, ??? - Rob, Next! - Noah, Shawn - Moisture, ??? - Obama, ??? - Rob, Sparta - Bass Drum, Richard from NE - Rob and Jesse, Martin - Rob, Another Rob, Alex Caldwell - Hot Dog... end of vote! Catholic - Moisture!

ROB MALONE IS THE WINNER!!!!!!!! Fingerless gloves for Rob! SANDWICH NIGHT!!!

Unified with Quesadilla, I guess?




TCGS - Episode 67

Nice top, Bill... also multi-colored title from last episode... CARLTON RITZ!

LLC and Mimi with hoops and space! Inflatable Couch! 70 Submissions! Cans Fest!

Graduate of Film Schools... 10 entrants.

Judges: Bill Florio, Bethany Hall, Noah Forman (Hard Judge), Man Behind the Plant (Nick Fietal), Human Fish Fritz Lang vs The Ritz Carlton, Shannon O'Neill (nice marker). Murf like some sprint. Sam Talent, rollerblading competition. Manesha (empty), Newcomer (for perspective) Weird.

1-100... oh, well 90. Winner will be given cans... Jury prize is also available. Special priority!

"The Department Head" by Dandy - I clapped at 20 second mark. It went a little too long, though.

Joey from LV - It's okay. Hard episode to enjoy. 7,5,10,???,6,5,1,8,7 Non-sense... there was two cut! Movies vs Moves Like Jagger

"Film Noir Armoire" by Chris Zalis - A clever and unique idea.

Claire from Oakland - High remarks. Astute observation. 8,8,3,7,9,9,9,1,??? Good buddy.

"Popcorn" by Alex Hannessey - I feel disturbed. But a masterpiece, nevertheless.

Calstead - Blew the couch! Be here, next week! 3 feet tall and beaten... never too busy. Streisand... 2,8,1,1,3,10,9,10,??? Way too late... Web Exclusive! Impressive. Nice ref. and heart.

"Catnip" by Nathan Wagner - Nice setup and payoff. Classic one-minute sketch.

Ian from NJ - Mimi can hear. Hoop camp... Snorlax vs Lorax 0,3,2,0,10,0,1,6,???

"Love, Forever" by Lonely Lonely - Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, Vertical screen.

Chris from Vancouver - Weird experience. Aladdin vs Bin Laden 10,10,10,5,0,2,3,10,???

Simon from Vancouver - Diary of Wimpy Kid vs Diary of Anne Frank FAKE Bizarre minutes.

"Yes We Can?: Portrayal of Cans in the Media" by Lily Brown - Serious look, female represent...

2,2,5,2,4,5,0,10,??? CANtroversial video...

"The Weatherman" by Stellan Karlsson - I don't get Swedish humor... too weird.

10,9,3,10,8,10,10,10,??? International Shipping! Arrest-able

"Car Hat" by Spencer & Gwynna Forgham-Thrift - Impactful!

Ariel from Long Island - So, uh, wait, what? Terrifying, Foreign. Public access advice, good luck. 10,10,5,3,10,8,7,10,6??? HEROIN BEAR IS ON THE LOOSE!

"Torr: The Aggressively Unopinionated Viking" by Noah & Evan Martinez - So much quality!

7,9,9,10,2,8,9,1,??? One FINAL FILM.

"Big Red" by Tessa Greenberg - It wound win awards but here it's contentious.

7,10,1,2,9,3,6,10,10!!! Spelled Barbara Streisand wrong

OH MY GOD INTERN KATE! 3rd: Torr! 2nd: Car Hat 1st: The Weatherman!

Review: I think Swedish Humor works for Chris Gethard! As it said before.

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Ritz Carlton??? Typical panelist and staff... That is her. Manesha is not here!!! (no Joe)

Gimghul is faux. Familial threats? Only good person? Smoke weed vs No, heroin!

Her life is not your business... so the turnaround! Softer Side??

Andre from MA - Always first. Talented improviser! Ice-cold narcissism or brushing?

Joey from Las Vegas - Okay??? Very... well, not. Defending Shannon?? 18, Monday? UPS???? Prank? Now, your are serious. Have a good night...

Calstead - Hello, Bench? No luck. Didn't cry??? Meet the Fockers... Streisand and Diamond duet... Land vs Home (Homesick and seasick?) I refuse to end!

Vacation Jason! = Officially a Comedian? Riley is a good character? Sorry, guys. Affection?

STUMBLEBUM BRASS BAND RETURNS - Great cover!

Oh, Shannon, Shannon... wonderful improv teacher! Just going to stare the eyes.

Anon... - Lot of mental... wow... this is on thin ice... (That's not really nice metaphor.) Bothering you.

Keith will come and do his most ideal shot Video - A long and arduous journey??? Dedication!!!

Joe from Queens - Joe is rusty.... or a fake???

Drew from Upper East Side - Jersey Dave's attractiveness... A 10! One of the sexier? A Beef off!! Let's marinate the beef and a month... THE BEEF OFF!

Marty from QC,Canada - Really classy. She shouldn't change!

Second song - So, this album is more like hard punk stuff... okay. RITZ Carlton! Must be thing!

Ariel from Long Island - College App! It's amazing. Cross it off! Bratty 16-year-old... equal oppt.! Weird bus... Chris is gonna make it. AMAZING, Fish! Conversation... care about care.

YOU'RE FAILING IT, MAN BEHIND THE PLANT! Random George??? We end with Old Yeller.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

TCGS - Episode 65

Blindfold show is back! Bill is out. Joe and Johnny is blind. Behind... no such luck.

We're blindfolded once again! Stressful experience. Tormentor! Paranormal Fun! Video is down!

Vague threat are nothing. Legal threats! Not your business! That's comedy? Fat Sal vs Obese Oscar.

No judging? Truly random! Morrisey bragging!

Andre from MA - Always the first caller!!! Comedy contest winner! Return of the Hot Dog!

Calstead!!! - Got a theme song! So clueless! You had a dog! Fish has taken the hot dog. Couch! Reality is he? Only couch in my life! Touching.

Mic is just broken. Or the ribbon! Talia from NY - Feel sad. Worst fear? Craiglist ad!

Keith with a butt and a duster! Thank you. Aztec people vs Aztec temple (So MAD) happy vs not

Ikebe Shakedown - Yeah, little brass! Little Percussion! All nice!

The Wizard is back! Chris from Canada - Facial Hair vs Body Hair (Minorities are inferior)

I like butts - Chris. RPS Ballsack? Two functions: Stoner and Manic-depressive

MORE HOTDOG! Christy from Long Island - It's Jean?? Dudes being dudes. Tedious bull with legs.

Connor is also blindfolded! New campaign ad! 1000 followers? Don't bother!

Bethany likes coffee! Life is not your business - Shannon! This whitey can dance!!!! Jean split!

Erin from NY - Human Fish is teetering... much less... or more uncomfortable! Sorry Chris!

Volunteer and a Jordan Mustache??? Broken stick! Weird fight? There is now one less seat!

Shawn with silence! Taking hostage, virtually no chairs! Hello, Chicken Bee!

Alyssa, checking in - WE HAVE A HOSTAGE! White supremacist... a cult. School is never good!

Asian Phil Jackson - That is amazing! This is so great!

Second song - Relax to this Jazz fusion. Wizard bat and chair and the dancer!

Michael from Chicago - Stressed out! Bees turn this into a madhouse!

WE HAVE FOUND THE RANDOM, RANDOM MANESHA! (likes Chris Rock)

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Bigger font! WE LOVE ELLEN! Hallie-less LLC and writing like the wind Man behind the plant.

Are You Afraid of the Dark vs Eerie, Indiana Bethany, Shannon, Murf...

D.C. Pierson (Human Fish enthuasist) and Dave Hill... AND R.L. STINE! Fish is not figuring.

Stine writing for adults! Stine > Andrew WK most bizarre thing... we'll see.

A BOOK SHALL BE WRITTEN! Happy Birthday Bethany!

Pioneer the new book! Who cares about quality!

Andre - okay. The Murder of Human Fish! Fantastic title! Ellen! Late and fashionable, Dave Hill!

D.C. Pierson is now a character!

Calstead - First line! Insure you're in good hand! Futuristic horror! We need a real writer! Fired?

R.L. Stine have wrote 300 books... he wrote this?

Dominic from Vancouver - Quotation is over! FISH HUMAN! Human Fish army?!?!

This show is a career-ender! Taking a break!

Disposable Rocket Band - Oh, this is the future band. Thank you, Keeper? I can't be scared!

Troy, NY is full of body! Melissa from NY - Lot of birthday wishes! Thank you...

Christy from Long Island - Hey, Dave? I sometime tweets back. Love interest! Love triangle!

Dave Hill is just happy to be here! Christy vs Ellen To be continued

Bethany VIDEO - Whiskey... enjoy it responsibly!! Orlando? Skylark? Jenga? YES?

Put the Fish into the net, lower into hot water! Metaphor of cooking!

Colby from Tulsa - Rapped your name! Personified Cancer! That's the whole thing...

So many metaphor! Climax in Burning Man... Nice Godwin Law.

It's good to add product placement! HEY, A twist! A cliffhanger!

Second song - So this is all instrumental, isn't it? It fits the show well...

Michael from NY - A dildo??? Two musician... We all fly away in a black dildo!

Stine finishes... love with an carp! Are we gong out in a bang??? No with a question!

Human Fish loves carp! That's our show.

TCGS - Episode 63

Previously on The Chris Gethard Show... Phil Jackson opens the show!!!

THIS IS THE ROMAN GREETING! Shattered cool glasses? Classic Roman debate!

Spice trader and arbiter of contracts. Random Aphrodite! Random Cupid... Homosexual god-child. Asian baby??? He's just a goldfish? Grunts. Oracle speaks fish!... LLC toured with humor...DRU!

Lion! Oracle (autistic), Carrie Anne Murphy, Andre from MA - still have Wednesday? Maybe the watch the show! Get your abacus! Entertainment doesn't work!

ED! - Ancient Order of Gimghul? State school... it's not Princeton! Quite the burn! A detente?

Larry from AK - Autism comes and goes... marooned...? FAKE COLSTEAD? Phony Baloney!

Very different... ancient stream went down!

Calsteadius - Great humorist! He is a Jew! Being haunted by Julius Ceasar? AAAAAAAH, hello?

Hemlock is tasty! Look at death!! A continuous loop!!

So So Glos (from the future!) - Happy entertaining and fun song. The act are superb.

Go with the time doing dirty bit... Craig from NJ - Delay through time tunnel. There was... just... Jupiter and a death speech. It's cold down here! She's Whitney Houston?!?!

Spin a crystal or Neptune for Dru - God of Public Access? Sam the Turtle! BRAVO! BRAVO!

Vacation Jesus? - Cheese Sandwich? Female Yoga teacher? Jesus is violent! Vision sucks!

The whole place is a disaster! We're going nowhere!

Stellan from Sweden - You got a song! Well played. CHUG CHUG CHUG!

Keeper and Company! Delightful programs! This was the best!

Second song - This is very great! I like Keeper and Company! Just do that thing!

Hand of Chris Gethard... Erin from NY - SO, Johnny is dead??? Committed death! Sexual death.

Shell??? IFC show to a shell? Fake Chris is now True Gethard! I farted.

The Grapes!!! Nice interpretation! Still CEO of Dairy Queen! Forming words?

Marathon vs Sparta Oh, well, this is the end of the show!

Review: This is such a disaster?!? The whole thing is strange, except Phil!

TCGS - Episode 62

Let's go futuristic! FUTURE NIGHT! Keeper of the Battledome and 40 Year Old Goosey!

It's a shame. Thanks to LLC and audience, Mimi, On the Plant, Shannon, Murf, Bethany, Ellen! Destiny, on an AOL Messenger! 40 Year Old Goosey is a Time Lord... Violence! STILLMAN!

Your fear is your undoing! Still on the radar! Goosey is a TIME LORD, TIME EGG! Fill the W-4... You didn't build that! Your life is cruise-bruisey! Overwhelming! Goosey is an intern???

Music first! Science Police - Last show for Joe??? Punk is okay... hear it sparingly.

Hallie is a... huh... I can see how that's connected. Mundane paperwork? Concussions! The CLOCK! That's amazing! No metal! Coward with Women! ICE AGE! Road trip? Kept flying!

Hybrid Ghost child! Keep doing more boring!!! Good to be home! WOW.

We need the metal! Charles Barkley!! Muff? Golden Goddess... eh. Random Zara! Wise Sage!! Shoes and Feet... No expectation.

Alyssa, checking in - Sh!tty and still in High School! Typical Alyssa. Failing Humanity... Feed?

Andre from MA - Mitt won? At his home state? Practice Proper Flossing (wrong)

Calstead - In the present, couch metabolism. No couch, it's awful. Losing... scratching. Killed? Travelling Man with Ricky Nelson! OH NO, CALSTEAD!!!!!!!

Grad GIFT? Hitting on... Jonas Brother song? Wes from CT - Pass the tit! Aunt Theresa???

Bell South??? Jackie - Kind of been tough. Little bit of Alcohol... rivers for mermaid... common phrase... basic idiom.

Chad from CT - Jame Gamdophin... Vacation Jason??? Can't be mean is kind.

Video of Keith of Old Favorite! Oh, DRU! Decoy bombs! JUST TAKE ME!

Don't greet them... it's a bomb! 900 party line! Todd from MD - Science Police and Buried!!! Bearing! Time vortex stirred up!

Stillman, old enough to rule everything! Nanobot! Mostly metal! Jack Parr? It was Steve Allen... Sellout, the keeper! Mistakes were made. Muff is too strong!

Twitter are critical. Aunt Tree Sap - Willow trees... supernatural trees!! Skip the cut scene! Keeper As-hole... been to such trees! Sure it is?!?! Hard as a rock!

Michael - Many timeline, party line. Right in front of you... MY BOOBIES!!! Blessed! YEAH!!!

Second song - Future makes great songs!!! Evil and awesome! Constant tits!!!! BATTLE!!

Battle Dome game!!! Wisest of the parable! CHRIS GETHARD! 3! 1! They are naked!

Human Fish loves the cock.... KEEP IT CALSTEADY! Dirty underwear! Got carried away!

There's no moral! Weirdest one by far! Forman Johnston! DEFEATED!

Ian from NJ - Huzzah. They've seen better. New New Dallas Cowboy... Boring question

Danny from Boston - Juggling tit was the answer. Phish the band vs Phish the scam

Chris from MI - 3412... You did not win the war! Silicone wristbands!

You must return... both must go... Swift elimination! Going faster!!! Time tunnel! Nothing wrong!

18th century American Gladiator will be later! Next week, even more intense!? Year 12? Lord??? Real History and Baths and Boys! On a plane! Yelp APP?? Wi-fi!




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PARTY TIME! PARTY HARD! Rousing welcome!

Kitty Pryde! Oh my! Andrew W.K. Most star-studded since Alyssa! Hello, Random Dan.

Quit a job because you party every night! ULTIMATE PUBLIC ACCESS PARTY!!!!

Underground and positive! Something of a patron saint! Beyond our pleasure! $5000 in cash, homeless. He looks like a hard-partier! Have fun and get into it! Ice sculpture...

Alyssa, checking in! - Control volume! School came back and it's awful. Throwing up... okay? Nosebleed, Andrew approved. Head rush! Aqua envelope! Sing something!!!

Random music gives out your primal side!!! Buzzkills come out! Metaphorical MURDER...

Andre from MA - Already not doing well. Going to a party and shame. Are you the buzzkill? Kitty card... Smack the butt of Dru Johnston as a Donkey! Cluster pain! Donkey in fear. He's dumb.

Kitty Pryde - Love her so much. So much. Amazing and beautiful...

Let us fuel our excitement! Giovanni from PR - Party in Portugal... Pretty party... dead mashed bug. Under control of hair... Just use your oil. SHOUT FIGHT!!! This is little weird.., Belly to Belly... OMAR! vs Melissa! Okay...? Safety?! CHIMP VS PIG! Human Fish! Party. Wedding Reception

That's great! Video of Rob's Behavior? I own a fu-king gun! He needs a shirt and $35! And now... The Human Pole Dance.

Ariel of Long Island - High Jews! COMPLIMENT FEST! Random Brian was the chimp!

Steve from NY - Slightly more popular! Shannon will back next week. SHIRT SWAP!!! Pat? Starting to meld... BUZZKILL... Audience member with sleeping baby! Andrew Wick?? Yes, Audience will throw trash to a sleeping baby! Slo-mo party! Religious Cult???

Ian from NJ - Pirate Mask... HUMAN PYRAMID CONTEST! Perfect moment!

Second song - One of my favorite song from Kitty... Love that girl.

Aunt Treesap from NJ - Just found it! Just have a party! Lemons and Lemonade! STAGE DIVING!

(Also, we have avoided the two buzzkills!!!!!) So many pain!! Hiro Koquayne get out and die!

Calstead!!! - Cobra commander, no couch!!! HOW ABOUT BLUE! Noah grand finale!

Two minutes and no more cards... JUST PARTY!!! THAT'S OUR SHOW!

Review: Surprisingly Satisfying!

TCGS - Episode 60

Beautiful opening! CLAPPING! Hoo! Worst rhythmic late night audience! Panic Attack!

Wehauken? People live there? I have lost the mind. Anxious! Malicious! Great day... Gimghul!!! Disappearing mist. Bethany dishing out the torment! Shannon is not a fan... Bully's game.

Hudson River favorite, The Human Fish! Nick Nolte vs Fahrenheit 451 Truth or DARE! We have Rebranding!!!! New stream is broken. or fine. Weekday, no wasting gold! Message Board!!

Pick between 1 and 30! Complementary Popcorn.

Andre from MA - Day your fish died... seems touched. Friend vs Stranger Missed vs bad fish clogged toilet. Ellen inspired by Human Fish... Emma Noble is 7!!! Ruin This Show?

Ten tweets and her impression! Dare well done! Women of thousand voices! Yeah.

Sudo from FL - Doing different tonight! JD ruined Sudo... It was... Don't throw SUDO! Explanation for Episode 57... ready for switch... confused? I got it! Odus backward... Call again! Orlando 30! Had sex on Bleaker Street.

The Shivering Brigade - Wrong show. Saw, though. I am conflicted. Pretty good.

Calstead! - Never change!!!!! Not political. Number 1 is Dru Johnston! Mostly the popcorn. DARE! Rob and Dru arm wrestling! Rob wins, great match!

Christy from Long Island - Favorite person! Number 19. Joe Evans! Leans dare! Hump stuff!

Ariel from Long Island - Obsessed with Murf. He was always a sex symbol! 2012, man. 23... It's Bethany!!!! Great karma. High Five in 15,,, great job. Dare was... technically unsuccessful! Or just Hula Hoop with Mimi!!!

Old friend video from Don Fanelli - I know! He did... he did... 2 lbs! Man-date! Yes. It's okay... Yeah. You already said that... oh no. Congrat on new Mac!

Stuevan from KY - Hangnail... We do not care... Most fascinating call! 411, hon. Goosey is 2!!!! Time doesn't work anymore. Pet Peeve... Filing system... Job at the office.

Dave from Albany - Feeling better!!! Range of emotions. Number 9... Nick Feital! Trade shirt! Nudity everywhere. Looking great!

Eric from Syracuse - 22 is Rob Malone!!! Fist in mouth.

Mary from Tampa - Awkward!

Keith! - Emma is hilarious!!! Joe Cena vs CM Punk 26! Rich from MNN! Both dead, so yes!

Kelly from AL - 14 is Patrick Conoir (since Ep. 9) Bow Korean Style... It's more Indian!

Ian from NJ - Reenactment is happening! Tour of near south.

Stellan from Sweden - 15! Jersey Dave!!! Most mysterious. Run around the show!

Second song (+ humping) - This is so fun!!! Movement, Joe.

Matt from Queen - 11 is bananaman DARE! Kiss with Murf!

Sarah from GA - Emma Noble is back at again 7...

Wes from CT - Patrick is back with 14... Sit in the audience!

Skyler from NY - 29! Julia Sing a song!!!

Alyssa! - HUman Fish loves chedder popcorn. 16 is Hallie Bulliet! Weed? Five month, made sleepy.

Bianca - Johnny Waoao is 17 Hardcore Q...

Bobby - 6 and 9... Human Fish and Chris and Murf just rifling truths!




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Too much Cream! Happy Birthday! Don the stache! Samurai?

Cutthroat... Just in the middle of the night? Picture of Murf... It's Murf Day!

It's that Jason Lee? Furry Ear... Enticed by the eyes! Beautiful Skin! Tom Selleck vs Burt Reynold Grumpy vs Fun-loving Funky days... Diana design... Inspiring... Charles Manson???

Andre from MA - Everything changed... weirdest story... 15... more appropriate. Quote. Creepy. Mustache a lie detector!

Sudo from FL - Learning the language. Chris... there's music. Way too long. Very nice.

Gabe from Albany - Feels unloved. True vs False Original Character!

Jon Hess - Most inspiring... Well done. If you own it! This is beauty!

The Shondes - It's pretty high scale musical guest. Hey, it's the Rabbit! Well, they are great! This is just the right amount of indie...

Chupka's video - Essence of the day. Settle for Newark.

Here he is! Pure... little bit of Magic. Mystery yet crazy! That's how he behaves. Glorious madmen. Well deserved. Spiritual partner. Almost a falling out! Going on a journey! Great connection.

Not physically, wrestle around, Maturity and LSD.

Colstead!! - Sad day for Streisand.

Dan from NY - Happy Murf Day! No physical altercation... about a year... knew Greg! No brawl. Little bit of Challenge... Fight?

Talia from NY - Amazing mustache. Perfect ratio...

Conner Ratliff... I'm now 37! To Alaska! Feeling younger! Inspiring!

Carl Rutherford from VA - Proposition... Civil War Reenactment! Going Union... Expense!

Christy from Long Island - First day when he was hot! The Hero's Journey! No?!

Les from CT - Turn down the computer!!!!! Danny Trejo vs Murf (Turnaround!)

Stuevan from KY - Bad calls! A bad character... New internet stuff coming soon.

Hazakiel from KY - Sexually... yourself. Commit and hold it! Metaphorical...

THE SLAP... This is how a man bonds! ON the back... Murf wins!

Second song - This is so fun and exciting! A nice relief from last musical guest... MOSH PIT!

Sal in Brooklyn - TERRIFYING! Incredible. Indescribable. FISH IS #1!

Mike from WVU - Murf Sotomayer... Sure... Tattoo of Murf's face... weird GIF. YES. Convince!

Guy who hate the show... You can't comeback! What people! That's not bad... Monster.com??? Steamroller, yet kind of funny! FACE. Follow me? Booing employment! Robots do something? Winnie the Pooh! Yes? I don't need sex education! Eat a dick salad... wow.

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(200th post and a great episode to celebrate with...) Bethany torments Fish as we open.

Least favorite chant, but a great opening! Aborted... Man behind and Mimi...

New fictional character! Fish A character vs alter ego vs not sure doesn't care????

Outlandish story man = Chris? Gimghul??? Bethany get its theme song! You complain, you get it! Shannon like couple characters and from network TV, Bobby Moniyhan. Sad, drunk rapper. Sinbad?

Extra chair - Jen Engel... The birthday guest! Jake Forgelnast. 56 members!! Golf Lungrden!

Andre from MA - Human Fish is the pinnacle! Hates the fame Hardy's Bale vs Ledger's Joker

Vampire, Abraham Lincoln Hunter - Killed ten thousand in gay bars? bareback vs Raw Dog (Look at Joe Evans...) Hate crime??? (I give it an 8)

Sudo from FL - Dying baby! Pushing the Gladidator! Next ep?

Mopey Janitor with a Bad Timing and a Broken Mop - In every definition of the phrase! The change! Extremely sad character. (This is a low 9... very good)

Animal Tropical - We're just heading deeper into the indie scene, right? Okay... oh god.

Jamal from OH - Bobby... maybe there is. Likes the Vampire...

Meow-gic Matt, Magician for Cats - Shannon's a cat, a tomcat! Amazing (A high 9!)

Lil' Woody Allen - Aspiring rapper, main b!tch, I see. (Amazing, it's a 10! A wonderful 10!)

Millie from NH - Magician was great... and hi, Bobby! Only two people!

Watermelon Policeman - Found a melon... (Look at that shine) Makes sense. Just watermelon. (Amazing Sell! Beautiful! A high 9!)

Video from Vacation Jason! - Sky and water?? Go on vacation tomorrow... one-man comedy... oh no. Burp saved the bit!!! Finally not appreciating.

Audience Member with a Sleeping Baby - Be very quiet! 4 days ago... Fun and a baby... long time! Better not wake that kid! Lullaby from the Sea? (A 9.)

Ronk - Greatest entrance!!! I could see that! This is unwholesome. Cannot whistle! We need to wrap! (I don't have an ability to judge this.)

Vinegar Al - He's not a one-dimensional character! Don't drink it. Oh, wow. (I give it an 8... just 8)

Calstead from Edison - Oh, wow. Empire Strikes Back? Okay.

Second song - this song is less weird... that's good. No... no... still can't over the hip dust.

Writer Who Was Fired from The New Yorker for Being Too Pretentious - So many glasses... many. A philistine! David Ramnek? So many glasses! Another social scene... sadly. It's a good disaster. (Comedian is my favorite so a great 9.)

Guy Who Likes Cream, but Not Too Much Cream - Get some cream... little more... too much! Way too much! They have a job... CEO of DQ... amazing! Barista is amazing. (Another favorite comedian. A solid 10!)

All Ten is amazing! This is just so great! Dan Black, the hater - Fell down the stair! No health... Shannon block!!! Win GOOD! That's just bad grammar. That's actually really good. No dragged...

Alyssa - A reference and great secret!!!

Review: This is a great medley of characters. So many great... The fish is dancing!

The actors: Josh Sharp (on some shows), Matt Dennie, Emma Noble (camera -> writer), Jesse Lee (A favorite on the show), Pat Baer, Diana Kolsky (From the first ep.), Joe Cozzo, Ken Beck (set-up), Langan Kingsley (on many shows), Brandon Gulya (Has great funny music), Dan Black (eh.)

Saturday, October 25, 2014

TCGS - Episode 57

Joe Evans Opening!!!! Shannon Opening!!!

If you're a celebrity, please come DOWN! Shannon appreciates LLC more. Man behind the plant and Mimi and Ellen going rollerblading, Bethany!, Murf. Out of outfit! Killed Chris? Human Fish... Bethany wants a song! Beef Tongues vs Sheep Tongues

We're begging any celebrities!!! Dru Johnston does impression????? Shakira or Baby Upset?

Random Michelle - Happy birthday to Happy Lauren and Chris Gethard impression? Good show?

Ellen wants  Joseph Gordon Levitt? or James Franco will show up in everything.

Andrea from HI - Sorry, another location. Making a sculpture... Maui on Wal-Mart Parking lot... Maui winds are blowing in New York. Bill Murray? Sam L. Jackson? Useless.

Bethany wrote a letter with fake Palsy... to Ryan Gosling! Bethany could be really mean, some time.

Sudo from Tallahasse - Oh, hello. Awesome? Eee... Thank you.

Alyssa!!! - Beyonce is not allowed. You can't control Beyonce. The couple are sick, apparently. Johnston Gold will come later.

Lauren Stevenson & The Cans - Sounds little Mumford, little 90's ballad... it's too indie for me.

Barry Z has entered the studio! (A Local legend) Beg, Plead, Kiss... $25... to palsy research.

Dru finally got a hit... Barry Z on MNN!

Murf wants a power couple, Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick! Barry begging and threaten the bang. Murf and... Shannon cannot be on knee! Yoko Ono has nothing to do.

Morgan Freeman begs Tim Robbins... KNEES! It's more Ian McKellen than Freeman... Stroke???

Barry finishes the bit. Sarah from GA - Jimmy Fallon, Zachary Levi (which came, so send someone)

Celebrity in Audience? Video - Rob loves Cheer, so someone... odds? Any relation to Cheer is a-ok!

Q & A There's 34 minutes of this??? Get in face-to-face Learning Barry Z

Ruby!! - Great Job. Turning 12, Aug 30th. Spice Girls, 5 stories. Victoria Beckham hugged you!? Everyone was tall at Age 6... makes sense! One Direction impression doing Zayn, Marcus, Steven, Sandra, Fredrickson!!! I think that's the best! (Added by Dru Johnston)

Beg better... tweet please! Weird Bacon chant... Human Fish wants William Dafoe vs Clint Howard either! (Open-ended!) Creatures from the sea!

Okay, Chant got more weirder... Kevin Spacey would be fun. Phone or Twitter? Lot of $$$ pro-life. Shannon is a baby killer.

Adam from KY - Three bands The Diapers, In School, Dawn of Humans (Too hot for TV) Take the request... the Olsen Twins!! Hunt down at gunpoint? Hit with a gun!

Tom from WI - Nice musical interlude. Hanging from noose.

Second song - Ah, the Darling hits! Classic opening!

Bunch of Callers... learning from Barry Z, an oldie! One Direction, too brave. Birdcage!

World Record from Earth - What record... BEST IMPRESSION and fell...

List of impression Gregory from NY - Will Hines and Don Fanelli!

Ariel from Long Island - Jon Hamm with Don Draper....

Mike from Philly GET OUT

Katy from KY - Jean Claude Van Damme

Shelby from KY - Billy Zane in Danger Zone! Sure... Yeah, Titanic.

Hines is good. Don is good. Jon is good. Jean is okay. Zane falls apart.

Nice hand gesture! Review: This episode wasn't as fun... Dru was awful.

TCGS - Episode 56

Simple premise! TACO NIGHT... very rowdy. Andre from Boston is here!!! Build devices and research, so passed on to next week. Nick stressful. Ellen, Andrew 'Hot Dog' Parrish on the panel! Eating a pear... one of the weirdest. Murf!!! Shannon's week is all right. Human Fish! Dom DeLuise vs Don Quixote... weird mood.

Entire deal? Sum yourself up in One Sentence... great song, LLC

Ellen - I am a outgoing, optimistic person who loves music and inspires one day to play a harp in a punk band.  (Okcupid?)

Ruby - The misunderstood genius who everyone thinks is not funny at all in school, who actually is kind of funny and has the most cooler life outside of school than inside of school.

Andrew from OH - I'm starting to get my local college in less than three weeks and I'm secretly fishing out that I won't meet any new friend for next last five year will be like last four years was hell, because I don't make any new friends easily because I'm paranoid that people are only nice to my face so I tend to not make any lasting relationships. (Bad syntax!)

Boil and dive deep says Shannon! Get to the core!

Stellan from Sweden - Weird looking, nerdy, gay, pinko, commune man-child who is cuddly and nice.

Alyssa! - Excited and enthusiastic, but also filled with anxiety and little grumpy.

Hot Dog - I'm a fun guy, likes his family, just trying to figure out things best way I can.

Every Tweet Ever - Hey Guys!

Shelby from KY (via twitter) - I am a musician and I hate my own music, and I never expect anyone to like or listen to it either.

Jackie - I'm a sad girl.

Andrea from HI - I'm in the jungle.

Anon from Grishan, CT - DID not know. Shannon: Selfish as...

Brian Miller - I'm 100% making up it as I go along.

Kristin of MA - I'm on a sh!tshow rollercoaster that fluctuates between a diarrhea of feelings and emotional constipation.

Shannon O'Neill - I'm a damaged hero, exploring the cosmos that is me, (Pretty good.)

Kristy from Long Island - I'm a eccentric girl who can't wait too much but has a good sense of humor.

Lena (Dunham) from NC - I'm nervous bundle of emotions who loves films. Ellen served Lena?

Random Bean - Bean is not living up to his potential.

Patrick from NY - Lived here for four years and still terrified by NYC.

Natha from MI - I'm a non-active monster truck enthusiast.

Anon from NY - I'm from Queens, and I don't really like when sour----es don't smile at all. (WAR HAS RESUMED!!!)

Bethany Hall (via twitter) - Imperfection, trying to make herself & those around her happy.

Alien Father - Made giant heads!!! Instrumental, which is okay. Or it's the mike. Okay.

Colin in Austin - David Bluvband vs Human Fish I'm a 15 year old in a 40 year old's body and that act gets less fun all the time.

Adam from KY - I made a band called Gobsters, I collect pocket knife, Alien Father is my favorite band. It's hard to talk... call you back.

Andre from Boston - I'm the kid that sits at the back of the class and fails quiz to quiz that desperately, according to his mom, either is waiting for a miracle and wants to fly, like Superman, or has to build himself up, like Batman,  and I want to be Batman.

Yes from NJ - Gang vs Chain Alien Father gets f'ed up.

Tyler from CA - I love music and I really love trees.

Mimi on the hoops - I'm on a life journey from abysmal, despair, self-hatred and fear to joy and the ability to find out what I want in life and do it, like hooping on TCGS!

Swag-bot - I'm too afraid to be brave and too full of excuses to follow my dreams.

Tom in WI - Lost and confused and very lonely... (nice reference)

Gino from NJ - Alien Father fan or Don Fanelli

Keith from NY - I'm straightedge!

Audience - Combination of Buddy Holly and Gene Wilder

Random Other Brian - Sometimes when I run out of jokes, I start telling lies.

Bananaman - I'm fun loving guy who likes making videos. Video - ON Public access? Kids Question. Let's Do This???? So many... Bananaman!

Front page in Thailand!!! This is America.

Random Nell - I have a vendetta against beige, it sucks, it's horrible, don't wear it, I swear to god if I see you wearing it, I have no time for boring people, none whatsoever don't  be boring around me, I have no self-confidence issues. (Three sentences?)

??? - My mind is trying to be famous but my body just doesn't care.

??? - I'm a guy that works at a bait-and-tackle store, but is too afraid to take care of the worms.

??? - I'm living in the present, because the future is scary and I was a dick in the past.

Jessie Vanderburg - I'm reserved, silly, awkward, confident, smart, dumb and a Ellen DeGeneres look-a-like.

Jose - I never done anything important of my life, and I like to think that life's about having fun and not making other people impressed.

Julia Nathan - I'm okay.

??? - Paralyzed by fear/Rather stay home with the cats/I say 'fu-k that sh!t'

??? - The second best thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life was getting fired last Christmas.

??? - I have a childlike appreciation of pageantry.

Billy - I am all smiles. (suicidal?)

??? - I'm not suicidal.

??? - I believe anybody could be the second coming of Jesus or Roddenberry or Surpaco and I;m just trying to not fu-k it up in case it's me.

Chris Griffins - I'm slowly developing symptoms of narcissism.

Connor Ratliff - I'm 36 years old, that's old enough to be president!

Rob from Toronto - I'm a conflicted indecisive existentialist who looks to make others smile to validate my own existence.

Trevor-roll from MB - Red-headed Caligula!

Phil Jackson - A One sentence POEM! (Yes, I'm not going to write it.)

James from Philly - I'm a man-child, man.

Mike Small - You're killing me, Smalls. (Shannon looks like Cameron Espito)

Lena from Brooklyn - I have just as much love as I have anger in me although both are a lot; making people laugh gives me the greatest joy in life.

Anon from Atlantic - I'm a mysterious creatures from the sea, trying to figure the world of men. Family vs Faker

??? - I grew up watching game shows and sketch comedy my whole life and to this day I try to live up to everything I learned.

Amanda from CA - (I'm not gonna write that!!!)

Elliott from NJ - This is very much DON.

Murf, the resevoir dog - I'm a lovable madman with a checkered past, who likes to play things fast and loose.

Second song - Singing is too quiet, audio guy. Heavy vs Light

Kenan from NY - I really like Pringles and I'm currently holding a chewed up dildo that you sent me and my roommate through mail.

Human Fish - Nothing vs Everything (answer at deathbed, sad.)

Nick Feital - Chris Gethard is my hero.

Joe Evans - I have eternal struggles, too!

Lucas from NY - When I was in third grade, I took a field trip to a farm and when nobody's looking, I kissed a horse in the mouth.

Tara from Statem - I take care of everyone else, so that I don't have to deal with my own problems.

Random Orlando - No one deserves to be here more than me.

Random Melissa - I'm a well-meaning and relatively well-adjusted person born from maladjusted situation.

Daniel from NJ - Happiness exists, but it's for other people.

??? - I'm going to blow up the entire universe, but with love.

Friend from Boston - I'm going to blow up the ocean.

Ashley in King Point - (silence)

??? - Well, my whole deal is, I kicked out of Girl Scouts three times, so...

Chris Gethard - I'm just a perpetually nervous kid from New Jersey, trying to make myself sane and happy by doing my own thing.

Happy Birthday, Andre!

Rob Malone - All right everybody, thanks for coming to the Chris Gethard Show, meet us at Lincoln Park, it's the bar named after the band, on the 9th street between 3rd and whatever, see you there, but please get out the studio as fast as possible, we're gonna clean here.

TCGS - Episode 55

Kind of a different show. Chaos, behind the scene. Entire process, one hour later. Hello, Ken Beck. Jon Hess as well. Set is stored in the trunk. Emma Noble handle the show. From the start... good.

Here's the screen! Put the hands on... it got wheels! There's Rich! Got the cityscape. LLC platform. Three hefty males! Not be used to this... hey, Ken! Did not enjoyed. Props. Set up the banner. Soundcheck is horrible... Noah Forman is pretty lazy. Intern Emma... leaving soon. Really Tennis. Consistently getting yelled. Random Jean at the top! Language is fun... upset or cool. Rob and Keith. Poster in Twist Magazine!! Audience wranglers. Hello, Dave.

Musical Guest... Audience coordinator! Bill is out for bathroom. Omar, the most faithful fan! Parking spot... Take your stop??? Everybody has a great time! Tennis Ball! Show exists! New people... wh? Hot Dog Parrish! That is good for you. List is his life. Disagreement is routine!!! Sandwich Night... Orlando or Julia, the forcer of chant... Sandwich night... taco night?

Jersey Dave! Since February... random? Videographer for a dance channel? JD hated you... sassy! Now, second in chief. Heidi and Zane, band's chip. Food stuff. (Both on the musical guest) Bill, Joe and Johnny! 60 seconds... Phone? Sudo, FL - Chris... no, probably. Noah and Connor playing... Conversation to Johnny about Knicks... Disaster? Andre from MA - No episode. Going good. Better mood and in the show next week!

Connor blows his own balloon! It does not stop! Dru is not here. Soundcheck? During the week... Long eye thing? First-timers? Reptar's friend. Eats things... Phil from Inwood... little bigger! Goosey~ Nothing else to wear! Matthew, last week and down. Dad and girlfriend? Best dating spot? (sad trombone spot!) No lady... on blog. Hey, Bethany! Amongst the people! Bath... Pretty happy.

One from Brian... Inspired. Any show is a bad show. Livestream issues. Birthday! Circadian Clock... (see with Melissa?) Hot DOG Challenge! Cheater... First name... most forgettable... post-show... Problems? Kyrie (also musical guest) Nick needs password. NOT TENNIS BALL. Dave? Find Human Fish? Last minute change. Shannon, a little later... not remotely close!

Lone Cornmeal Machine - Paranoia music video? Pretend to like you!

Audience is filing... Murf has arrived. Little sweaty. Trains are all close. Wait and riff... Joe Evans is being inaccurate!!! A friend, Riley! Pitching a bit? Got other stuff.

Circadian Clock!!! - Melissa is one the best singer on the show! Others are interesting.

Really comfortable, Andrew Soltys?? Come and hilarious and pandemic? Rich from MNN... Very organized... It's a mess and it's okay. LLC soundcheck. Random Other Brian. In underwear. What a mess... Going into the control room. Cory, the face to rage. Audio-only. Kelly, the beloved. Private one-on-one... No one can listen to you, Tyler from GA. Hang out with JD or nap. Human Fish... Human Centipede vs Andre the Giant.... Overdoing???

Another soundcheck... second song - The only dance song!!! I can see... but it's good!

Can we kill the bit... very sad. Omar and Orlando (neglected?) Ellen is here! Caller? Sad. Horrible! Andrew Parrish, real show will be good! Beating each other... no one reads the email.

Let's be professional??? 18th Century American Gladiator! (Actual show later...) Second chanting of Taco Night! American Gladiators from the technology in the 1700s!

TCGS - Episode 54

LET'S TWIST! Changing clothes! EMMA NOBLE! So happy. I knew it was a song.

Teen Girl Magazine? Read the Magazine! Cut the tension. Teen Star - JTT! Brandis... Leo? Reading classic magazine... nice haircut. Three years ago? Bethany's 22?? No idea? Masturbation? NKOTB. Rental times, tear all time. Vastly different. Who cares? Human Fish off timing. Very off timing.  One Direction vs No Direction Home

Pg. 8 - Zendaya she's still famous? Andrea from LA - Pretty funny. Tiger Beat? Buying 12 copies... Ahhh... Okay. Laudering? Art project. Wrong copy. Got him! Different location?

Pg. 9 - Moderation. Thank you. Overwhelming. Ever... Don't go... church of tween. Look at Shannon... HAWAII BOUND! The anger! Get your chest out!! Dirty stuff.

Jackie! - Vacation Jason? Alyssa? 12 year old, truth is... Thank you, Shannon. Pg. 10 - Best Style of Month... I don't like Zendaya... Pull it together! Pretty eyes... Wiggle it! Oh, those tweens.

Dan from Cornwall - weirdest bit. Good show not guaranteed. Response. Awkward no song.

Pg, 12 - AB? Cheer-cheer-cheerie. This is disturbing! Turn to USA? Okay... Getaway is horrible!!! Spring Breakers is better! Kids get serious?

Rachel from FL - Love the magazine, One Direction Posters!!!! 22... too old. Names and stuff. Copy. NO more question. Question, no spoilers!!! Pg. 45 - LOVE QUIZ! Less... YEs... Multiple... No flirt... Soon enough. Second half - Not quite? Complacent? Put it all over! Less enthusiastic?

Naked Heroes - Teen stars of the 70's? Least the song is awesome.

Human Fish reads Pg. 13 - Okay... Fagan, not... okay. ALLL me. vs Bunch of frogs.

Millie from NH - Pretty shocked. Also 22? Different folks. GIRL FIGHT! Rachel v Millie Screaming fashion!! Carly Rae Jepsen vs John Wayne Gacy Parody in seconds.

Pg. 14 - Overall accents Scottish?! Toy Convention? separate Harry Service? Pirate Leprechaun.

Nathan from WI - Important Knowledge. Rob at a school dance? Plane ticket + $35, meal/shower.

Video by Dru - Pg. 37... Car smash. Truly touched... like grabbed it and ate it. Rolled over 100 mph.
Package of her heart! It's the little things! Enlightening.

Book Rob Malone for $35 + Expenses!!! Pg. 44 - Austin Malone (oh yeah) Non-relation to Rob...? Right? Or that would be creepy. You could be in a date and not know it.

Patience from Denver - Liam's T-Ball... favorite day! Genuine Sadness is a bad episode. Highlight! Director/Producer JD! Corey Haim vs Corey Feldman 

Page 51 - GIRL TALK Toxic? This seems obvious... self-esteem sad... Bread!!! Whole GRAIN!!!! Healthy! New study. This is just obvious stuff. I hope people know this. Lot of hate?

Second song - Quite refreshing. That's good enough, right?

Mike from Philadelphia - Twist Poster... failure of sitcom! Weird transition to Jerkface. Her life is much better life.  Shannon's penis is free to ingest.

Stellan from Sweden - Mugged? iPhone! Gun?? Piercing... took phone. Alf vs Hawk Owls Southern.

Pg. 78 - Crush moment? Truth or Dare is ep. 60. Pick the nose?? Seriously?

Spread the gospel!!! It's really bad though.

TCGS - Episode 53

THIS IS THE ART SHOW! Close start!

Hi, Nick! Human Fish shushed. Hoops and painting! BUY OUR ART!!!

Random Ellen, artist?. Bethany Hall, not an artist. Shannon O'Neill, called the stroke of Van Gogh. Murf, you know it when you see it!!! Tami Sagher, very clumsy.

Few bad dates... This is still and boring. Completely insane! Go to a gallery! A budget?

Andrea from LA! - Sister getting married! Went to art school! Some yellow? Art is bull... making own art and alternate substance? Know someone! Siri joke!!! Jackson, a guest.

Cody from LA! - Better than LA. Swagged out??? Comedy sake? Forward motion! Menstrual blood. Last week is burnt! More sustainable love!! That's what I thought... Tami?

Too sad so from the Sea? Nathan Swagger - Introducing the show. Two thumbs up! Emotion! Bonaroo... Radiohead... Graffiti painting... Pikachu mask and vomiting! Ashbury U in summer. Wondering around in a graveyard in St. Louis. 10 G's mininum! 3D action! Worst section?

Supercute - Apt name. Stand awkwardly. Typical ukelele band. Goosey causes slo-mo. Bizarre things for young ladies...

Alyssa, checking in - Art class, freshman. More brain tumor! Ballerina? A secret??? Involve bean?

Random Jean with real Acyrlic?!? Christy from Long Island - Theoretical money... $40 to start... pretty bad offer! That was insulting! We're hopeful! $50 ->$60! Goodbye!

Lizzie from NY - All about processes, paint on feet! Great advice! Right into WHITNEY!

Connor Ratliff - Press secretary! (Later Writer... and Reddit) Important announcement. Attack ad!!! Oh, a bird attack... okay, that's an... weird. 35 hour or so Twitter Town hall! Agnostic?? Okay.

Katy from VA - Pickup the intensity... Icarus very nice? Violence in art. National Gallery! That is the entirety... live art interpretation? Banana disrobes. WE HAVE MOVED ON!

Going down to underwear JJ from NM - Going once, awkward!!!

Zane from Cape Cod - In a parking lot. Engineer school, Art? Boats or Little children?

Rub the chloric all around! Beautiful????? Everything?

Eliza from Toronto - Sabrina B-Day! Strong political message! His struggle!

Steven from Boston - Tips? Wide splatter. All my idea is gone. Jean's painting!

Dave from NJ - All wrong! Performance and LLC death. I'm the Andy Warhol! Maria Abromvich? Jean the gallery gal, talking to MoMA! Venice!

Second song - So soothing, makes me artistic!

Blake from Brooklyn - On OkCupid. No white space!

Tim from LA - Terrible Artist. Going Big!! Blue and Red!

Angela from Queens - Signature! Lot of Forgeries! Certificate of authencity!

Bobby from NY - SO Hot! Long time, no hear! Being very pissed.

Just put hand and wander in front! Funding for whole year.

Rob from Toronto! - Interpreting by Julia!

JJ from NM - Not working... fix your phone! Drying place! George??? LET'S DO THIS!

TCGS - Episode 52

This is sad. SANDWICH NIGHT! Julia on Banjo!!! Hey, Nick and Mimi.

Small panel, genuine sadness. Ellen has no glasses. No fixing, just furthering.

Bethany has a little sister. It's hard to move to NY from Chicago... Without foundation. Human Fish. Jon Cryer vs Crying all over (Jon is a sad person)

Goodness is stated, let it be sad. Really? Ruby! - In summer house, not talking... she is 11. Not cool. Get away from all... what? You'll grow out. Forced friendship. Yes. 3 more years. We'll see. Thanks? Nick Feital shut down by FISH. MS children vs Annoying teenagers

Sasha from Canada - She killed herself.

Isabelle from Tennessee - HS, very good friend's death from brain cancer... Very sad. Right on the doorstep. Upset for a while. Sorry for loss, set the bar high. There's next week.

Jackie - Jumped right in. Heartbroken... Cut internship. It's what the show is about. Organized. Talking into the void.

Sam in LA - No judging, just a venue. Cat-sitting is your gig. Studio apt. with 5 cats. Just a sitting. Cats are usually self-sufficient. Tough times? Chris's favorite show.

Shelby in KY - Okay... Shelby missed the show... Come onto NY! HEAD NORTH! No pay.

(Happiness break) X-ray Eyeballs - Damn, the set is increasingly becoming elaborate.

Andre from MA - Used to depression, divorce... aimless. Only 14? Real nice guy. Chris identifies. Younger sibling... kind of. Lie to psychiatrist. Embellish... Chris is good enough. Junior Year? We're always here!!! Come at me?

Frank - Fan of the show... wrote for NC. I wrote back... Chris'll answer again. Younger Brother... mental ailment, ran off three years ago, find him in a ditch. Whole police search. Prepared for impact since teenage years. Least there's peace. Loves Vacation Jason! Ellen on spotlight!

(Happiness) Bethany video - With Mimi Fischer! Bethany is a master! Hi, Orlando. Feel attractive! Response is pretty good! Bethany, the protege! Amazing timing. Ellen mad? Rough. #50 passed.

Phil Jackson - I've seen it?? New drink, Nice concise, very nice! Share what you... sorry, Fish.

Anon from Uptown - New job and wife moves out. Sadness spreads... Sacrifices are hard. Little help. Makes you stronger vs Leave the door 

Second song (Happy break) - The band is okay... it's not something revolutionary.

Intense show. Cody from LA - Met a girl, different cities. Seeing a boy. Very nice,Vanessa proposal.

I watched a 11 puppies, hit by a car saving the environment, then everybody... Shh.

Review: This was surprisingly fun. A chameleon of a show.

TCGS - Episode 51

Award Winning Show... It's the return of the Night of the Zero Laughs.

Nick and Mimi not included??? More strict! Come for free! 3 or 4 + booth! Noah, Andrew...

(It BEGINS) Panel: Jeff Rubin, Pat Cassels, Kurt Buchnol, Murf!, Shannon O'Neill, Chris Gethard, Matt Besser, Gabe Delahaye, Dan St. Germain, Norrey Derise, Cipha Sounds, (GRIZZ CHAPMAN OUT), Bethany Hall, Tammy Seger, Mal Blum, Connor Ratliff with Mr, and Mrs. Ratliff!, Ellen, Dino Stephanlouos, Scott Adsit, Lendom Parem, Bananaman (Keith Haskell), The Human Fish (Daivd Bluvband) Yeah vs Eh, Rob Malone, Carrie Anne Murphy, 40 Year Old Goosey, Josh Mond, Antonio Campos, Brady Corbet, Dave Hill, Anthony Tamarck + The LLC (Bill, Hallie, Jon, Johnny!)

Alyssa, checking in - Lot of FUN??? It's your life! All life is Homework... AP classes. Terrible books. We WILL HELP YOU OUT! Hate Jane Eyre... look at him, public access radio??? Exams are over... duped? Shannon's the rightful hair

Sudo from Tallahassee!! - Scott answer this special call! (JOSH AND BRADY OUT) Average IQ dropped 5 points.

Jackie from NY - Can't see! Medical Emergency??? Too many... YES! Your voice is Matt Besser? Not on air!!! Thank you very much... Matt Besser vs Cipha Sounds Leno joke! Great delivery... 100% True... That is a Yogi Bear Reference!!!

July from LA - Bummed about Grizz... shame. CHRIS GETHARD OUT himself.

Musical Guest and Laughter break, Miniboone - Yes, this is a Pie contest! Awesome. Jam, get it.

Naomi from NY - Why did 7 ate 9. Math Salts... Boo. Polyandry??? Still the math jokes. Self out!

Joey from Vegas - Awkward song... Tommy Tune vs Tiny Toons

Rachel from NY - I have a joke... Disney themed. ANTONIO CAMPOS OUT Matt made BETHANY AND GABE OUT. Approved?

Vacation Jason!!! - LENNON PARHAM OUT and validation! DAN ST. GERMAIN OUT, greatest day of his life. Matt don't respect. Writing Bug. Crime drama? Fruit crime drama. Christopher Hitchens ghostwritten... okay, RATLIFF JR IS OUT! Norrey re-adopted. No limit???? Oh God... HUMAN FISH IS OUT! Richard Bellser vs Richard Lewis... BOO! List of fruit?

That was torture. Surprise Video from Johnny Fairplay!!! Attack ad! Setup? Topical? Tweeting?

Grizz, back on the show? - Attacking Norrey...The Children Store vs Rainbow Kid GAP Kids  Necessary... RANDOM ELLEN OUT

Sarah from Ontario - Pick the MURF, Starburn vs Alex... ALF Dino is freaking angry! Multi-attack.

Dave from NJ - Kurt chewing on gum... respecting the space! No drink. BE a REF.

Rita from London - Great. CIPHA IS GONE! That was easy! East village is tough. Maybe? Rally?

Don Fanelli!!!! - NO. GOOSEY IS OUT! (I just ate Ice Cream) Thanks for watching... Joseph.. okay. Bye, Fanelli!

Dan from LA - Q for Mal... mixed again. Generation difference. Dave Hill vs Scott Adsit Rub Dru. MAL IS OUT! Rub the thing... MATT BESSER OUT! I can see that. Dru is from Seattle!?! Wow... Keep rubbing that... breast. Someone is getting lucky tonight. HALLIE FROM LLC IS OUT!

Second (laugh break) song - They are okay. Pretty good. Yeah.

Joke conga line - Rob, is that Tosh.0. Dave, hard of seeing, Banter... Mr, Ratliff, he was a master, wonderful! Reading something... Dino, yes... JOHNNY FROM LLC OUT. Dino in the band. Accent?

Dino questions for the finish! That's the end?? Murf was there.

Survivors: Jeff Rubin, Pat Cassels, Kurt Braunholer, Matthew 'Murf' Meyer , Shannon, Dave Hill, Rob Malone, Bananaman (Keith Haskel), Carrie Anne Murphy, Tami Sagher, Mr. and Mrs. Ratliff, Nore Davis, Scott Adsit, Anthony Atamaniuk, Bill, Joe (LLC) w. new member Dino Stamatopolous!

TCGS - Episode 50

It's our 50th/One Year Anniversary! A large hollering!

A thanks, Man Behind the Plant and Mimi, Random Alan (Number 4), 40 Year Old Goosey!!!!!, Most unformal Murf, Co-conspirator Shannon! (Diarrhea Women), Bethany with a collapsed anus. The breakout star, THE HUMAN FISH! Corndogs vs Corn Holes

LLC with a first anniversary... medley! Horrible show! We take back The Human Crane!!!

Scurrying like slaves. Anti-gravity boots??? Defying physics with Heart??? Not long... Bigger fail? About failure... Human crane, annual thing?

Walter! - Second week's good. It might hurt me... Super nice... All for viral footage. That's a-Okay! Thermal vs Nurmal 

Stellan from Sweden - Let's crank out the Human Crane! Three person...pull harder! Awkward song?

Richard from NY - Prop 8 vs Prep H relieved... non-responsive. Thank you, Keith.

Alyssa, checking in! - Do you BELIEVE?!? Oh no... Much closer!

DOLCHANKOV BRIGADE RETURNS - Porous Stocking, please. Murf's dancing is amazing.

Stellan returns... - Phone problems. You won a T-shirt!!!! Shannon, our savior!! Gethtards like...... Row v. Wade You hold it, Intern Emma!

After long last Lone Cornmeal Machine - BIRDS! Nice pun!

The Little KID - Big bird is a cannibal? Stroke? Alphabet... appropriate! Often boring! Scream!

Speak of the Phil Jackson - This is a callback to the earlier structure... so, there's that.

Luke from ND - Strongman, Nice grab! Disney box. Alan turn?

Andre from MA - Aim for T-Shirt. Ranger Rick... sorry.

Second song - Double BILL! Instrumental are better... This might be their best. Horror!

Lucy from RI - Favorite show? Amazing! CHAINS! Spiderman Kiss!


Thursday, October 23, 2014

TCGS - Episode 49

Uproarious applause! Sandwich Night! Mix of applause and boo???

Our most random, Random Melissa. Primitive choosing! Whose gonna be it?!

Our Rhythm... Hallie and Joe are playing! Also Mimi and Man behind the plant!!! Murf - NC Trip? Bethany is so happy! Chris is nervous excitement! Shannon did great job! Only thing... It's awkward. War and Peace vs Warren Zimbon. Very honest show today.

First crying??? RATINGS!!! Request denied! Very weird in Philly. Jean and Andrew was nervous. The cool Random! Question of Melissa...What's your deal? Barb Walter Question. Most emotions. She's a musician... really interesting and so much fun.

Stellan from Sweden!!!! - Maniac for next random? Teacher in media? Good and giving = no money. Someone ruined something... Michael Richards vs Dustin Hoffman We all miss her.

Colby from NY - Again on Ambien! Colors to 16 years old... cool or not cool. Ambien and Xanax. Prescribed with call. Wrong... terrifying, looks like Bonaroo! Truly a good trip!!

Pushing buttons to cry! Self-mysterious... think about real hard. Music bookers are awesome! Loop!

Mal Blum - One of my favorites!!! So in line with TCGS!

Random Andrew - We have candidates! After the spotlight. Taller... Much like Frodo...

Random Sabrina! - Crazy day... no visa? Government money????? Bo.. oh right. Illegal Aliens!

Tim from CA - Dude at Conan. Nah. Greatest Fear - No friends. That's common here. Feels lost. Nothing... valid reason. This exist. Go in education or... education. Not waste time! Problem solved. For the dreamers!

Random Brian? - New York Times article! Shannon saves lives! Jean gets intense? Spoilers! Episode 11 or 12... so that's Human Crane! Shannon's concerned. Taking control! This is a talk show!

Rob and Keith video production - That's interesting and sad.

Random Jamie - Read the book... Got changed and went to studio! Weird dreams. Since last contest.

Random Billy and Bean - Big Issue! Smile? Random dedication! Round for yourself. Flicked!

Random Kelsey - BIG fan. Fit in... Perimeter of USA...

Random Alan - First time here... high rate of innuendo? Nothing to interject... From Chicago, drunk? Random Lauren, no voting!!! Probably sabotage.

Random Nell - Random Asian Brian? Got a muffin for birthday. Oozing sexuality... voice cracks... Licking elbow! Too sexual? Born and raised... fashion designer.

Council of Randoms - So many contestants. Nell... anyone... Random Jamie -> Pajamas.

Second song - Probably my favorite song in the show! Baltimore city vs Baltimore song

Alan vs Bean Final Decision Random Alan WELCOME. Most Bada-- of Random.

Review: Melissa's band will be on guest... no tears!

TCGS - Episode 48

Chris is out Bonarooing...

Shannon forgets Murf. Random Melissa, first student? Violinist at a gay club? Bethany! Angel Dust?
LLC on a black background... Human Fish? Dennis Quaid vs Randy Quaid

Travelling across America? New Mexico?? Needs help! Zombie story... Even Mimi is scared!

Return of Catch or Snatch!!!!

Shelby in TX - Don't expect... classic Dicks. First pic. He said snatch... and it is... oh god! Oh God. Host Chris vs Host Shannon (Fish is very wet.)

Tintin and Morrisey tattoo. Impression... okay. Josh! Big familiarity! Better looking Gethard. Tosh,0. A dream come true??? Went for it... Ice cream. Shannon and Josh agree on the show.

REAL Chris Gethard - That hurts. Hit an antelope. Cookies are gone. Local tormenting. No walks! Hoover Dam and fell dead. Losing mind. Snatch... No, it's a catch. Nice euphemism. Feel better?

Stand-in for Big Lake... Stellan? Jeff from OR - Doesn't act like Chris. On the list. Definite snatch. Annie Hall or Little Orphan Annie

Yulix and the Extended Family - Typical hipster sound. Which means, meh.

Stellan from Sweden - 5:23 AM  Blurry... Forest or fungus indicate... no experience. Chris Brown! Stephen Colbert vs Cold Bear Something better... Good night or good morning.

Nice impression!!! from our second contestant.

Connor Ratliff - Kill Jeff. Getting the unvisited states... Julius...ek. Momentum? Mitt Romney! Catch. Few hundred is not good.

Dru Johnston tries to make a video???? Personal info... wow... Yield, underrated. This bit! Revealing. Ripped off from the Doobie Brothers. Dru vs Andrew Great job, Andrew....... again. Real Good. Throwing Craps!!!

Alyssa!!! - Unabated first... don't want to play? Forgot the purpose. Have a call??? I've called before. Pretty good... Chris + Jake = Josh! Google him and jazz up! No, he doesn't. Made creepy? A ruse. Mr. Hanson killed 11 in Alaska... now it's just him. Hunted people... hookers... Have to be old...

Shannon is very pissed off, 20 and read a documentary, that's pretty old.  Eliza. Very Young???

Andrew in OH - Also calling from bed. Gross. Be on it... Oh, yes. Very dark? Oh, Judd Apatow! What time is it? (Running joke?) Thank you...

Howard in AZ - We had it on twitter... A pilot, first time in 5 years. Used to be a good pilot... ok. Ritchie Valance... skip the game. Hitchcock vs Hitchiker.

Second song - Audience participation!!! Song feels like a mess. Eh. Hallie seems to be in some...

Ken??? Giant homosexual vs Giant heterosexual Do not support gay rights.

Tommy Guns - Chris is probably dead. Man... very cool... very much like... turning into a zombie? Looked insane. Catch or Snatch speed round... nice curve?



TCGS - Episode 47

Birthday Episode....

Random Dan is public tattooing of Bananaman???

First thought of ending... Bethany, Fall in love tonight? Murf and Shannon... make it happen????

Human Fish??? Birthday Surprise vs Surprise Assassination

Emma put the map... Chris's Mom - Little baby boy... go to bed? Long time ago... Mr. Magoo. You see everyone??? Pretty fun, I guess. No, I'm not watching...

Michael and Don sing a song (and a sock) about Chris... Quite epic.

Stellan from Sweden - Swedish Birthday song! Pretty expensive?

Shellshag - Different voice from before... very 70's sounding.

Connor Ratliff feels supported? Somewhat... what... CAKE Shut it... wow.

Rachel from Portland - Flesh Mines??? On the map! Fish Birth vs Human Birth

Drunk Jackie!!! - Shout-down to Patrick? Tough times... More cake! Put your mouth...

Jahnthan from Westchester - Extremely nervous... Chris 31 vs Chris 32

Ruby and Alyssa!! Coffeecake from Ruby. Video! - Lazy Sunday?? Nice... it fits up nicely! Alyssa runs around in nervousness? I do nice things???? Not murder-suicide. Tattoo looks nice.

Nick from Aurora, Colorado - About to die? Big state, how far? Mini-van... unenthusiastic. Hello?AAA or AA.

Rob Malone getting fork. Wasting 30 seconds? AXE! Hair?!

Monique from Bellingham - Little too North. Odd little town. Birthday Boy vs Bob oh, Boy...

Vacation Jason!! - Axe and Gun? Sea water... oh no. Maybe boiled? A painful script.

Second song - Nice kazoo! Not much has changed. Defies gravity.

Phil Jackson - Forceful gift. Awesome... what's with penis.

Random Andrew gets a holographic movie!

Shy Rachel from Texas? - Another... parents? Baby-sit? Kids straight thru Bonaroo!

Will Hines gives a super depressing item.

Will from Albany or South Georgia? - Apple of America? Blood and bananaman tattoo. Own image. Drawn by Cliff Hanley.

Bring the map... Walter returns!!! - Make it Florida? Hanging out. In touch with mom? Baked a cake. Rainy Season... come hang out! Start a kickstarter! Swath of open land? Die in Kansas?

Dance party!!!! Throwing around an axe...

TCGS - Episode 46

Oh, what's going on... Robot Battle! Happy Birthday, Kara!

Keeper of the Battledome? Greg? Hallie is the mother...? All battlebot? Only cardboard?

Can you dig it vs Thunder Dome

Noah Forman vs Don Fanelli! Don wins easily!! Chris vs Carrie Anne Murphy Carrie Wins?

Steven from Boston - Portland??? Cynical and high? Swarma Chicken or Beef

Stellan from Sweden - 6 hour very well. High rate of suicide.

Rachel from Portland (Flesh Mine) - Calm down, Keeper? It gets better... Tough. Radio Show? Angry and condescending. Judd Apatow? Bomb?

Hand Job Academy - This feels transgressive. Orlando inspired by strippers...

All form of heinous act... Murf (hated by the keeper?) vs Bethany (Whitney Houston?) Fish decides... Bethany wins! Dragged away... New opportunities?

Final Fight! Most random Random Melissa (INTERN!) vs Shannon O'Neill Melissa Wins easily!

Connor Ratliff... (okay...) Support to Larry Hankin for... Connor Stillman??? Oh well...

Intern Emma's bracket... is wrong. Intern for life... I guess? Happen vs Doesn't Happen (what?)

Don (Tiny Tim Sleezslack?) versus Carrie... Don wins easily? Didn't get an e-mail?? Hook or crook? Most pro-feminist thing? Steinem Foundation?

Bethany (the bada--) vs Melissa (w/ a trophy!) Bethany tears up with a win! Weird requirement.

Second song - This song also sponsored by Steinem Foundation.

Sarah from GA, 17 - First show w/ Don? Actual HS conversation.

Colby from NY - Keeper is being mean... On Ambien?? One who bother... Sure, Colby.

Dan from Cornwall - Most likely to cause seizure. Iron Man vs Iron Butterfly Bethany!

Dan from Australia - Greg was lying... Song? Bethany vs Don Hero vs Villian Weird song... okay.

FINAL BATTLE - Don wins? Don is severely beaten. No, Bethany wins by default/popular support!

Review: One of the best episode. High rewatchablity. (Don in trash... Ratliff clock?)

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

TCGS - Episode 45

Second Intro also first Hallie opening!!! (No Bill)

Taco night??? 40 year old Goosey!! New intern Emma! LLC, Bethany, Random Melissa, Mimi, Human Fish Bow Ties vs Ty Diggs

Good tin, bad smell! Nailed innuedo.

Naomi from NY - Awkward? Ex story... Best friend nabbed! Chant feels better. Attention?

Matthew from Staten - Freestyle rap??? BOOOO! Yeah... sad. Two battles.

Goosey will appear on the panel!

Kirstin from MA - Two people network show... Not encouraged. Bono... oh no. Killed it!

Search in Chris's Car?

Nathan from MO - Huge at 'nowhere' College. Rise and Fall? of Hip-hop? Dubstep mystery?

Eletric Monday - This is kind of the renaissance of Hip-hop... I guess. Bethany is a great dancer!

Nerd must dance... Dru Johnston vs Willie Nelson Trunk candy... Camera Cannon!!! Orlando!

Elements + creep... + impending doom of fish? Random Jean gives Swedish food. Logic??

Patty from Boston - Not nervous! Zapping background? Franco rap battle? Authority on hip-hop? Student council song? Pre-vomit?

Being Green cover from the Dolchankov Brigade! 80's mellow cover... nice.

E-mail at any given time to Krystn Bono.

Luke to ND - Birthday tomorrow. Knee stuff... Weird job interview attire? Shovel, Indian wrap. Jerky with no walnut... creep is gone.

Fight? No fight? Taco Night!? Hot Dog... not doing anything. Jessie vs Julia Mercy! With violin! Nice cut!!!

Andrew from OH - Advice... Friendship issue... being ridiculous. Buy... no...

Second song - Little bit flashback... mix of 80's and 90's... Tupac Shakur Hologram vs Yom Kippur

NOOOO... Ye.. NOOO... Table!

Laura from Montreal - Student movement... free tuition? Great smell powers the place! That's fish! Pretty good - Dru. Ratliff clock??

Sunday, October 19, 2014

TCGS - Episode 44

SANDWICH NIGHT... oh well. Big Announcement!

Foreign Language Bingo!! Item of clothing! Slow Dance! Photo op! Mermaid! Cradle!

Kat - Spainsh! Alana - Polish! Shawn - Patuan! Laura - (Cape Verde) Creole! Shlomi - Hebrew. Miel - German and French Johnny - Greek (Waiter) Jean - Korean Guya - Hindi and Gujurati Bethany? Fish is from Jamaica? Jean-Luc Godard vs Jean Claude Van Dame Melissa - Japanese? Dom - Italian Murf Anya - Russian Poloma - Bengali.

Stellan from Sweden - Great Swedish? Putrid Fish! Swedish is weird... Agnew vs Rockefeller

Kara from KY - Lost! Least it's spanish!

Shelby from KY - Supporter of TCGS. Dicks in language.

Giovanni from PR - Creole! Or least Portguese?

Alyssa checking in - Shannon's off! Latin! Dinner at Murf's House is scary.

Big Digits RETURNS - It's more polished than last time.

The 4 Year Child! - Human Fish... Chicken joke! 40 Year Goosey!!! New name!

Rachel from NY - GERMAN.

Steven from Boston - More Portuguese, Thanks so much.

Elsa from Houston - Another Spainsh call.

Ankol from NJ - Chinese! Zane got a bingo! (musical guest...) Cradle Fish! Booth vs Oswald

Connor Ratliff! One of the friends. Mr. Hankin! (I can remember him!) Amazing!

Vladmir - Polish! Another Bingo!!! A loving embrace! More embrace! Tongue

Sabrina from Canada - Couple bingo, Lauren! A Selfie! + French! Another Bingo! Cara slow dance. Hebrew!!! Great call! Banana Clothes or a Controller! A embrace! Bananaman again?

Dan from England - Just made three bingo! photo, slow dance, Studio is crazy!

Christy from Long Island - Birthday!

Alex from Richmond - Russian BINGO... clothes, photo, Rob, Mania!

Second Song - The music nicely complements the whole thing. Fish loses mind Rage vs Awesome

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT - Bonaroo!!! Test of humanity. Los Angeles to Tennessee by kindness! Please help me!!!! Very good test. Racial tension... or self-stereotype?

Not even a joke accent. Lisa from NY - Another French!

San Dean from RI - Another Creole! Just holds him up... More stuff!

Griffin from Philly - Another confirmed... wasn't pleasant.

Hands for the translator... 40 year old Goosey!!!! Great episode.

TCGS - Episode 43

No John? Well, Chris Gethard is back, Sandwich Night!

Big chant for Chris Gethard! LLC! Nick Feital! Mimi! Murf,Shannon,Melissa,Bethany,Human Fish. Animation... Bonded, but mysterious. Rethinking. Moral center? Stalkers vs Stock Market

Animation piece, Spotify playlist! Shannon on a dress? Multiple Choice Calvacade of Fiascos.

Answer match, good. non-match, not good.

Shana from CA - Congratulation. Match Shannon - Michael Vick? C. B... Oh god. Good job.

Jackie! - Very nice... Match Murf - Whisky C. A... That's a miss. Banana, Rob, Two guy, Hot Dog... Lady Diapers! Wide array. Jessie fits it well.

Naomi from NY - Match Bethany Super nice. A... B... that's a miss. So ridiculous! Dubstep?

The Toys and Tiny Instruments RETURNS - They are pretty great! Noisemakers

Sal from Brooklyn - Match Melissa Bear B... B!!! (Don't cheat) Eat a Goldfish? No!!! A Fish Friend. Love vs Food

Luke from ND - Apologize the shout-out. Hurt. Match Chris... B! B!!! Correct! I feel Good! Are you sure this is a fan favorite.. How is this any different from punishment?

Video - New York Magazine? Fan run? That's Keith? Nice cut! Right in demo.What joke? More fan.

Christy from Long Island - Mike Tyson vs Tyson Chandler vs Chandler (Match!) Sucking face!

Eyes are fogging up. Chad from IL - Shannon. Charles Barkley C. C!! Tennis work.. Noah as a horse!

Sarah from GA - Match Murf Mustache C? B... Striptease? Look at the ripple action! Monkey!

Stellan from Sweden - 5 AM Bethany Shoot! Peace? C or A... Rage issue and chewing!

Second song - They are so great. They look so happy! Vacation Jason!

Phil Jackson - High Line! Phil Jackson is now an actually good poet.

Andrew from OH - MATCH Melissa B... C? Spit is coming! Hintmaster??? Black Hole Sun!

This is how the show ends! That's a great ending!

Review: This is simple yet crazy and very fun. I like this. a classic!